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Children's Day drama is badly needed in the sixth grade of primary school.
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a king's family and some servants, but the king and queen had no children. ...
The Queen prayed: God, please give me a child with white skin and red lips ~PS: I want a boy!
Narrator: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to bring a baby to the queen.
Crow on stage: fool, fool, fool ... (walk-on, leave a baby)
The queen shouted in surprise: Anna, come and see, this is a gift from heaven ~
The king came to power: God, what a beautiful child, dear, I think he should be called XX ~
The Queen objected: No, I think XX is better.
The king held out his hand: all right then ~ as usual!
The queen and the king guess fists: stones, scissors and cloth!
The queen looked at the child with joy: Oh yeah ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX in the future ~ (I am sweating in XX ~)
The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I will entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a three-day and three-night water feast!
A finance minister shouted: Your Majesty, we want wages!
With a wave of the king's hand, the finance director was dragged down by the soldiers.
The king mused, it seems that we should only invite some important people. ...
Narrator: So the king and queen invited a fairy group called "Thirteen o'clock" to baptize the princess.
Fairy 1: I gave the little princess unparalleled beauty like me! (narrator: vomiting ~)
Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! )
Fairy 3: I, I gave it to the little princess, nothing, incomparable, mouth, eloquence ... (narrator comes up directly to paste the plaster)
Fairy 4: I gave the little princess the same gentle temperament as me, oh alive ~ (three laughter ~)
Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! (take the draftsman insidiously, I nail I nail I nail ~)
Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! Cosey came to visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ Run away instantly ~)
Fairy 7: I gave the little princess a figure that will never change shape! (Photo of an elephant passing by here ~)
Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a nice voice! (the sawing machine legs sound backstage ~)
Fairy 9: I gave the little princess endless money! (the king nods: it's still practical ~)
Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess to be loved by the people forever!
Fairy 1 1: I will give the little princess happiness!
Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess our thinking logic of "13 points" combination! Oh, alive ~ (everyone's wish: ... Yamada ...)
Fairy 13: I want to give it to the little princess ...
Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give her a blessing, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (with an unusually heavy tone ~)
Unknown person 1 debut: in order to prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ bad (shake a few times ~)
Nobody 2: in order to maintain world peace (continue to shake ~)
1: the exchange of love and truth and evil
2: hateful and annoying little people!
1 point yourself: X witch.
Pointing at yourself: followers. ...
1。 2 embrace together: we are the X group that shuttles through xyz! !
1 Reach out and look forward to: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us!
Crow walk-on: That's it! Fool ~ fool ~
Narrator panic: something bad happened and an evil witch appeared!
Witch: I was not invited to such a big party, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? !
King: Because you always move, so. ...
The witch waved her hand and said, defense is useless! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give her one ~ (Dangdang Dangdang ~ drumming with the waiter ~) The little princess really lives a carefree life, but on her 16 birthday, she will choke to death on a banana, wow, hahahaha ~ ~ ~ choke to death ~ ~
Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't you be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel?
Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home?
Narrator: Nothing!
Witch: What age is it? Change something ~
Narrator: But ...
Witch (threat): When I say choke, I mean choke. I'll bite you to death if you talk nonsense again ~
Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch!
Witch in high spirits: You are the wind, I am the sand, haunting the world ... (Quit ~)
The king and queen are worried: what should we do? My poor child is cursed. ...
Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet.
King: Then why don't you send it?
Fairy 13 shy: because my hotline is busy here ~
Queen: please ask the fairy to lift the witch's curse quickly ~
Fairy 13: OK ~ My blessing is that the little princess will choke on a banana on 16' s birthday, but she won't die, but she will sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, and then the little princess will wake up and live happily forever.
King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once?
Fairy 13 handshake: because it is more romantic ~
Everyone rushed in: hit you, sadist ...
Narrator: Please ignore the violent scenes automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, Princess 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and is a model of a good wife and mother at home ~
The princess jumps on the stage: I am a girl, a beautiful girl ~
Princess: What if people haven't seen it? Cut ~ give me a taste ~ ~
Witch: Give me the money and I'll give it to you! Or don't talk!
Princess: What? Can't you see I'm so poor ~? You see your skin is so white and red ~ your figure is so good ~ your hands are so slender ~ your hair is so black ~ send it to me ~ ok?
Witch: ...
Princess: You are the best ~ ~
Witch (cruel): ... All right! (Narrator: ... really unconvincing ...) (Then the princess kicked him out)
Princess: Hehe ~ ~ Simple mind is simple after all ~ It's too easy to get ~ ~ ~
Narrator: ... The princess took a bite of a banana, and just then. ...
Witch's best friend: catching mice ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Narrator: After a scream, the princess choked on a banana and fell down slowly. From then on, day and night changed, alternating, exhausted the sun father-in-law and the moon mother-in-law ~ time passed, the stars flowed ~ flowers bloomed and withered beside the princess ~ the grass grew long and the warbler flew ~ hundreds of years passed ~ here became a big garden ~
Crow: Hundreds of years! Fool ~! Fool ~!
Narrator: Hundreds of years later, in a country, there was a very luxurious palace where a prince lived ~
Attendant: Your Highness ~ I have found the princess you asked me to examine ~ It is said that she is still asleep. If anyone can wake her up, she will marry ~
Prince: (foolishly) prepare the carriage! Start immediately tomorrow morning!
Attendant: OK!
Narrator: The next day, the prince set out. He finally came to the castle, and for some reason, everyone in the castle fell asleep. The prince walked and walked into a garden. He saw a very beautiful man lying among the flowers.
Prince: This must be the princess ... Hehe ... It's really as beautiful as the legend!
Narrator: The prince kissed the princess. Children under eighteen should not avoid the scene. At this time, the princess slowly opened her eyes and woke up.
Slapped the prince.
Prince: ... why did you hit me! My mother didn't want to hit me since she was a child in Dalian!
Princess: Say I look like your mother? (Two slaps again) You pervert, shameless!
Prince: I am the one who saved your life! How can you thank me?
Princess: What do you want?
Prince: Of course it's me!
Narrator: From then on, because of the blessing of a fairy, the prince and princess lived happily together.
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