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Adapting classical Chinese into a drama
Scene: Autumn, 165438+ 0 pm. A shabby house. The door of the house is closed. When the autumn wind blows, the door is a little shaky, and the paint on the door has fallen off a lot. Not far away, there stands a stone tablet engraved with the three characters "Shihao Village". The wind is blowing on this fragile house, which makes people worry. Well, maybe there will be another tragedy here. ...
[The curtains are opened, and there are several dogs barking in the distance. From time to time, there are children crying in the room. ]
Narrator: It's another late autumn night. The poet Du Fu came to this house in Shihao Village for the night. He is a little tired and has fallen asleep. And the old couple said something painfully in the dim light. Everything is so quiet. Just then, a rude voice broke the silence. ...
[bang! Bang! Bang! ]
Officer: Open the door! Open the door!
[The old couple woke up]
Old man (in a low voice, a little nervous): Here they come again. Looks like I have to go out and hide.
Old woman: Go quickly, and I'll take care of the rest! [The old man immediately jumps over the wall and escapes from the backyard]
Officer: Open the door! Hurry up! [The officers couldn't wait, so they drove the old gate up the hill]
Old woman: coming! (Opening the door) It turned out to be official. what can I do for you?
Officer A: (growling) Cut the crap! Call your men out!
Old woman: well ... your honor, there are no men in my family.
Policeman B: Don't try to cheat me, shout it out before I do it!
Old woman: (patting her chest with a sad face) All my three children have been taken to serve. One son wrote back a few days ago (wiping away tears) saying that two sons had died in battle. The living is still alive for a while, and the dead is gone. ~ ~ 【 The old woman has been sobbing here, with a painful expression on her face. ]
Officer A: (furious) That's enough. If a few people die, there will still be old people. Call your husband out and stop nagging me!
Old woman: (still showing signs of pain) You said he was no longer alive. There is really no one at home.
[At this time, there were several children crying in the room. ]
Attendant b: (evil) dead old woman, how dare you? Didn't you say there was no one at home? (making a gesture of rushing into the room)
Old woman (timid, pulling an official): There are really no people, only a little grandson who is nursing, and her mother, that is, my wife. My wife didn't leave because of this little grandson.
Officer A: Since you have a daughter-in-law, take it with you!
Old woman: My Lord, please have pity on us. She hasn't had a good life since she married into our family. She doesn't even have a decent dress in and out. You are a big man, just leave her alone ~ ~ ~
Officer B: Let's go! Come on, if every household is like this, what about the country? How should I explain to my superiors?
Old woman (sighing in amazement): Otherwise, arrest me. Although I am old and weak, I am a good cook. Let me go, at least I can cook for you.
Officers A and B (whispering for a moment): All right! Take it away!
[The police took the old woman away]
As the night deepened, everything fell silent. Du Fu, who heard all this, walked out of the room and saw the old man and his daughter-in-law still sitting there crying. ]
Narrator: It's dawn, leaves are falling, and some crows are singing in the branches.
Du Fu (walking out with luggage): Take care, old man.
Old man: Take care! (Looking at Du Fu with tears in his eyes)
2. adapted from classical Chinese sketch script, retired from Qin dynasty.
Time: 630 BC
Venue: Qin Jun Camp in the south of Surabaya.
People: Candle, Qin Bo, bodyguard Wu.
[Curtain rises]
(The guard opens the curtain and bows in)
Guard: Your Majesty, Zheng Guo's army with candles asks for an audience.
(Qin Bo stops writing and looks up slightly.)
Qin Bo: Xuan.
(Guards go out, candles go in)
The power of candles: (Bowing) See Qin Bo.
Qin Bo: (majestically) No ceremony.
The power of candles: Xie Qinbo.
Qin Bo: What brings you to my Qin Ying?
Candlelight: Now Qin Jin's army is coming, ready to besiege Zheng, knowing that Zheng is going to perish.
(Qin Bo smiles)
Wu of Candle: (with a serious expression) Qin Bo, if you really want to destroy our state of Zheng, then you can destroy it! (Pause for a moment) But is it easy to cross the State of Jin and take Zheng on the other side as your boundary?
Qin Bo: (touching his beard for a moment) What do you mean?
Candlelight: There is also a state of Jin between Zheng and Qin. If Zheng was destroyed by the state of Jin, wouldn't it become the territory of this neighboring country? Your state of Qin is far from Zheng. Then how do you solve this problem? (Glancing at Qin Bo carefully, Candlewick Wu) All the soldiers came all the way to Zheng, only to increase the land for the State of Jin. Is it worth it? (Speed up) If the neighboring countries are strong, the national strength of your State of Qin will be weakened a lot!
(Qin Bo frowned)
Qin Bo: What you said is very reasonable.
The power of candles: (exulting) Xie Qinbo!
If you are willing to give up attacking Zheng, I am willing to make our country the master of your Oriental Road. (Pause for a moment)-When the envoys of the State of Qin pass by, Zheng Can will supply the materials they need at any time. I think, for Qin Bo, there is nothing to lose.
Qin Bo: (thinking) Your suggestion is worth considering. But I have an appointment with the state of Jin. How can I go back on my word easily?
Candlelight: (unhurriedly) I don't know if you still remember that you were very kind to Kim, and Kim promised to give you a gift. However, don't you know that he crosses the Yellow River in the morning and builds walls at night? Now he wants to regard Zheng as the eastern border, and he will continue to expand the border to the west, which is bound to infringe upon the interests of Qin!
Qin Bo: (with a scowl) Hum! Our state of Qin was damaged, and his state of Jin benefited. Damn it!
(After pacing around for a while) Well, he is not kind, why should I keep my righteousness!
Candlelight: So ...
Qin Bo: I'm taking someone back to China. Does the promise between us still count?
The power of candles: (excited but polite) Xie Qinbo! I'll visit you again another day and formally sign a Covenant with Qin Bo. I hope Qin Bo will allow me to see you then!
(Both laugh)
Qin Bo: Haha! All right!
(Candles are forced to retreat)
3. Change the classical Chinese "Debate on Cao Gui" into a drama background introduction: During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, various vassal states competed for hegemony, wars broke out frequently, disputes continued, and the world was in ruins. Qi Huangong once held a grudge against Lu in the battle for the throne. In the spring of ten years, Duke Zhuang of Lu sent troops to attack Lu again and took military revenge and punishment. Duke Zhuang of Lu had to prepare for the battle.
The first curtain rises: a glimpse of the bookstore Time: Lu Zhuanggong Ten Years Spring Location: Family: Friends of He (hereinafter referred to as friends) (The news of the fight spread all over Shandong, and the people were extremely anxious, and the streets were full of panic, and they ran to the streets and cried. ) Friend: Did Brother Cao hear that Duke Zhuang of Lu is going to fight? Cao Gui: Are you serious? Friend: It is true that the official document has been posted above the city gate.
Alas, Lou is in danger! Cao Gui: If Lu Jun wants to face the Qi army, he must have a plan, so that he has a half chance of winning. After studying Sun Tzu's art of war recently, he had a plan in mind. I'm going to see the landlord, and I hope he can adopt my strategy. Friend: All the officials are planning this. You are just a scholar, but you still have plans to protect yourself. Why participate? Cao Gui: (Interrupting him) This matter concerns the fate of the country. As a subject and a person, how can I ignore it? ! Besides, today's officials are short-sighted and cannot think ahead. I must go to North Korea to visit Zhuang Gong, and I can't ignore Lu's safety.
Friend: I promised. You can't blame me if anything happens to you. The second act came to an end: the court met with Lord Zhuang. Location: Hall Picture: Duke Zhuang of Lu and the guardian in front of the palace (it was dark in front of the palace.
Cao Yan walked forward step by step. There are ten guards in front of the temple.
Wearing black helmets and armor, they looked cold, like black rocks, crossing each other in front of the palace, and their steel swords glowed with cold light. He stopped in front of them. )
Guard in front of the temple: Who's here? Cao Gui (firmly): "I want to see the owner." The guard in front of the temple (looked at Cao Gui's costume and said contemptuously): "Who are you?" Cao Gui (fearless): I, a grass-roots man, heard that the Qi army was marching, and I came to offer my advice.
Guards in front of the temple (yelling): Bold, can Lord Zhuang let everyone see him? ! Zhuang Gong's voice (through the bead curtain): Let him in. ("wow"! With a sound of real armor, the guards in front of the temple flashed a tunnel.
The bead curtain fluttered, and the light came in with the slowly opened door with the dragon on it. In front of him, Zhuang Gong looked sad. ) Zhuang Gong: (delighted) Is this strong man here to fight? Cao Gui: (after meeting the landlord) Is the landlord: (surprised) Oh? ! I don't know what the strategy is, but I still hope to come as soon as possible! ! Cao Gui (pause): OK, let me ask you a few questions first.
Zhuang Gong: (interested) OK, go ahead. Cao Gui: (respectfully) What makes you fight? Lord Zhuang: (after thinking for a moment, he said) I dare not have clothes and food for my health, so I must give them to some courtiers.
Cao Gui: (Smiling and shaking his head) Small favors have not spread to ordinary people, and ordinary people will not listen to them. Lord Zhuang: (doubting and worshiping) I never dare to falsely report the number of cattle, sheep, jade and silk used for sacrifice. I must be honest and trustworthy. I believe that God will move and bless Lu.
Cao Gui: (shaking his head again) This little sincerity cannot be trusted by God, and God will not bless it. Zhuang Gong: (after a moment's meditation) Although we can't understand all the cases clearly, we must handle them reasonably.
Cao Gui: (Nodding) That's what you have to do. You can use this to fight a war. Please allow me to go with you in the battle.
Zhuang Gong: (convinced) That's good! I agree with you to go with me. Cao Gui: Xie Zhuang Gong! The right person asks for forgiveness.
[Cao Gui exits, the curtain falls] Act III: Qilu Battle Time: A few days later, location: battlefield figures: Cao Gui, Lu Zhuanggong, Lu Jun, Qi Jun (Zhuang Gong and Cao Gui * * * are sitting in a chariot. Lu's army sailed to Changshao and began to fight against Qi's militarists. )
Duke Zhuang: (watching the Qi soldiers shout to the soldiers) Get ready to beat the drums and order the March! Cao Gui: (stops hastily) Now is not the time. Duke Zhuang of Lu is very confused. When he saw Cao's dirty and firm eyes, he thought that this man must be far-sighted. I'd better believe him once.
Until the Qi army beat the drum for the third time. Cao Gui: Master, please order the attack.
The morale of the Lu army was high, and the Qi army repeatedly lost, and the Qi army was defeated. Duke Zhuang of Lu laughed and waved his whip to drive him away.
Cao Gui (stopped): Don't you bend down to observe the marks left by the wheels of the Qi army, climb the crossbar in front of the car and watch the Qi army speak again? Cao Yu: You can pursue it.
Duke Zhuang of Lu immediately ordered the pursuit of the Qi army. Duke Zhuang of Lu is very happy with the victory of the Qi army! Even the monarch and his subjects were rewarded, and then he asked Cao Yu why he did it.
Cao Gui: (Calm down) In ancient times, fighting was all about courage. The first drum beat can inspire the soldiers' courage, the second drum beat weakens the courage, and by the third drum beat, the courage has disappeared.
And if we beat gongs and drums at this time, the enemy's courage has disappeared and our courage is thriving, then we can defeat them. Qi is a big country, and it is difficult to find out its situation, even if there is an ambush. I found that their car prints were messy and the military flag was dropped. It seems that there should be no ambush, so I asked the master to order the pursuit of them.
Master Zhuang (laughs): What a wizard! In the future, I will let you work for the court! Cao Yu: Thank you for your kindness. I should do my best. The curtain fell and the play ended.
4. To rewrite the classical Chinese "Li Shihao" into a short play, we need to use environmental description. In the evening, Du Fu hurried to Shihao Village and lived in a common people's home. The old couple received him warmly. Late at night, Shihao Village was quiet. Du Fu was waiting for a rest after a hard day's work. Suddenly, he heard the voice of "Mao Mao, Mao Mao …" and heard "Open the door, open the door, do you hear …". I saw the old man put on a cloth and fled over the wall, while the old woman promised to open the door. "Your man? Hand over the people quickly! " Officials shouted at the top of their lungs. They stared at each other and stood bent over. The officers looked at each other and bared their teeth. Under the torch, they look like a group of demons and wolves. The old woman cried trembling, "My three sons have all gone to Yecheng to fight. Two days ago, my son sent a message saying that' the eldest brother's penis was killed'. How many days can we live? " Alas ..... before the old woman finished speaking, the impatient police officer stormed and shouted, "Cut the crap, who is in the house?" Hand over the people! "The old lady burst into tears, burst into tears. She said sadly, "There is no more man who can fight at home, only a little grandson who is nursing. His mother hasn't left the house for months. She doesn't even have a complete dress. How can she come out to meet people! " "That won't do, quick, quick!" When he said this, the cruel policeman rushed into the house to arrest people. The old woman cried and begged, "Please, keep my daughter-in-law! If you want someone, let me go with you. Although I am old and weak, I arrived in Heyang overnight and still have time to make breakfast for you! " "Then let's go!" The police officer said maliciously. The night is getting deeper and deeper, and I can vaguely hear intermittent calls, and occasionally hear the calls of autumn insects. The earth is dark and chaotic. "Ah, ah" suddenly came the crow's cry. Du Fu suddenly looked up from his meditation, surrounded by empty, thorny wilderness, scattered bones everywhere, rustling autumn wind, wet fog, and a sense of sadness arose. He trudged forward, walked, walked, walked. ...
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5. Rewrite the script "General Yong"-completely return to Zhao's composition [Rewrite the script "General Yong"-completely return to Zhao's composition] Time: Warring States Period Location: Qin Gong, Mianchi Society Characters:-Lin Xiangru, Zhao Wang-Scheeren, Zhao's courtiers, later literati-Qin Wang Lian Po-Minister Jia, Zhao Lin Xiangru. Zhao Wang (mumbling) What should I do? (Wang Zhao wipes his sweat as he walks) Minister A: Your Majesty, what did the courtiers do in the palace today? Wang Zhao: A few days ago, a man went to the palace and presented this piece of jade. It was several days before the king of Qin knew about it. No, the king of Qin sent a man and sent a letter saying that he was willing to exchange fifteen cities for that piece of jade. (Say that finish, he sighed anxiously. ) Minister A: Here. This may be difficult. Wang Zhao: Hey! I don't know what to do! Minister B: I advise your majesty not to exchange with Caibi. The king of Qin just wants to cheat Caibi, so he can't cheat! Wang Zhao (unhappy): But if we don't exchange, we are worried that we will order an attack on Zhao. This is no joke. (Speaking of which, Minister A, Minister B and Wang Zhao are all lost in thought. ) Minister C (clapping hands): By the way, there is a man named Lin Xiangru, who is clever and witty. Why don't you call him? Wang Zhao thought for a moment: Well, all right! Let him enter the palace! (After a while, Lin Xiangru stood in the palace and listened carefully to the story told by the prince of Zhao. The composition of the third grade of primary school "Rewrite the script" Peace of the General "-Perfect Quality Return to Zhao Composition". Lin Xiangru smiled after hearing this. ) said: What are the difficulties? I want to take Cui to the state of Qin. If the king of Qin is really willing to exchange fifteen cities, I will give him the jade. If he doesn't want to exchange fifteen cities, I will definitely send the jade back. The prince of Zhao wanted to think, but there was no other way to agree. (Lin Xiangru went to the Palace of Qin to visit the King of Qin and gave him a piece of jade. The king of Qin held the jade in his hand and praised it while watching it, never mentioning fifteen cities. ) When Lin Xiangru saw it, he stepped forward and said, There is something wrong with this jade. I will only show it to you. (The king of Qin listens to him. Stand firm and say angrily): I don't think you want to exchange fifteen cities for jade. Now I have jade. If you force me, my head will be hit on the post. The king of Qin was afraid that he really broke the jade, so he showed him the fifteen cities he had promised to give to Zhao and promised him a grand ceremony. Lin Xiangru knew that the king of Qin had no sincerity in exchanging the city for jade. Tell his people to put on their makeup and take Cui back to Zhao. (On the day of the ceremony, Lin Xiangru visited the King of Qin and said generously): Cui has returned to Zhao. If you are sincere, you can exchange fifteen cities, otherwise, it is useless for you to kill me. The king of Qin had no choice but to send Lin Xiangru back to Zhao. Rewrite the script "Make Peace"-return all the compositions to Zhao.
6. Any ancient poem adapted into a script must indicate the author's dynasty and be adapted into a drama of about 500 words. If it is a narrative poem, it is best to introduce many characters for dialogue. It's best to add a funny factor. I made it up several times, and it's easy to get the biggest meaning. I wrote it with a pen in my hand. My name is Fang Zhongyong, and I am only five years old this year. I'm a quick learner and I can understand it as soon as I listen. Now I write a poem, even if I am a scholar. (Reciting an ancient poem) Zhong Yong's parents go to school. Mother: It's time for us to hire a master for Zhong Yong and teach him some more advanced knowledge! Father: Our children are geniuses, so we don't need them! Relatives and friends: I heard that Zhong Yong's excellent works are endless, and my thoughts are like a spring. Even the most respected old gentleman lamented that he was awesome after his death. What a genius! Father: Listen to me, what else do you want to learn? Study hard, that's an idiot I'm going to take him to visit relatives and friends' homes and take a look at our doorstep! Narrator: Seven years later, Fang Zhongyong never continued to study. Friends and relatives. A: I heard that there are still some occasional poems in Zhong Yong. B: it's just ordinary. C: Not as good as before! Many: alas! Narrator: In a blink of an eye, it's another seven years. Father, Zhong Yong. Father (haughtily): Zhong Yong, did Mr. Guo ask you to write the right couplets the day before yesterday? Zhong Yong bowed his head and said nothing. Father (loudly): What are you asking? Zhong Yong: No. Father (anxiously): Why? Few people have asked you to write poems recently. Yes, you haven't had time to write them yet? Zhong Yong: No, I ... Father (angrily): Speak! Zhong Yong: I ... I ... don't know how to write it now. Father (drops to sit down):
7. Yan Zi made Chu compose "Yan Zi made Chu" (drama adaptation) Time: Late Spring and Autumn Period Location: Chu people: Yan Zi, several ministers of the King of Chu received the samurai. On a sunny morning, the King of Qi sent Yan Zi to Chu.
Relying on the strength of his own country, the king of Chu wanted to take the opportunity to insult Yan Zi and show the prestige of Chu State. Yan Zi came to Chu, but the gate was closed.
There is only a five-foot hole next to it. Receptionist Yan Zi, we can't afford to open the gate. The king let you in through this dog hole.
Yan Zi (looks at it and touches his long beard) This is a dog hole, not a city gate. Only by visiting the' Dog Country' can you enter through this hole.
(He smiled smugly) What kind of state guest reception did Jun Shang Chu have? He immediately ran into the palace in a panic to meet the king. Yan Zi said this is not a door, but a dog hole. Only visit the dog country and go in through the dog hole; Chu is a dog country. The king of Chu shed a cold sweat and thought: Yan Zi is so clever that the king of Chu immediately opened the city gate to welcome Yan Zi into the palace. (Glancing at him and sneering) Is there no one in Qi? Yan Zi (seriously) What is this! Linzi, the capital of China, is full of people.
Everyone pulls their sleeves, which is a cloud; Everyone was sweating, it was a shower; Pedestrians in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder, and their horns touched their heels. How did the King of Qi say that there was no one in Qi? Since the king of Chu has so many people, why did he send you? Yan Zi thought: This time, I want to make the proud King of Chu Yan Zi (very embarrassed). Your question is difficult to answer.
Tell a lie, lest you commit the biggest deception to the king; To tell the truth, I'm afraid the king will be angry. "The king of Chu felt impatient. The king of Chu quickly said, "To tell the truth, I will never be angry with Yan Zi." . There is a rule in our country: when you visit a country at a higher level, you should send someone at a higher level; Visit bad countries and send bad people away.
I am the most useless, so I was sent here. Yan Zi laughed, and the king of Chu was so angry that his lungs almost exploded, but he still laughed with him. There was a banquet in the hall, and Yan Zi and the King of Chu also sat down (coughed several times). Two brave men walked past the king of Chu with a prisoner (in a serious voice). What crime did the prisoner commit? Where is he from? The samurai committed theft. He is from Qi.
The king of Chu and his ministers all laughed. King Chu (with malicious intent) said that Qi people were so hopeless that they did such a thing. Minister Yan Zi, it turns out that you Qi people are all like this! (talking and laughing) Yan Zi's face doesn't change color. Why didn't King Yanzi know? Citrus in Huainan is big and sweet. However, a citrus planted in Huaibei can only be a little bitter. Isn't it because the two countries have different water and soil? (Yan Zi laughs) Similarly, people in the State of Qi can live and work in peace and contentment in the State of Qi and become thieves in the State of Chu. Maybe the water and soil in the two countries are different.
The king of Chu had to make amends. I wanted to make fun of the doctor, but I didn't expect Fan to let the doctor make fun of Chison.
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