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The composition "The Story of Lao Wang Next Door" is 450 words.

1, Wenba: Hey, Lao Wang, you look a little heartbroken. Are you in a bad mood? Or are you too busy at work? Don't say you don't think about anything. I know one thing that you will never forget. Hey, Lao Wang, it's really hard to be the head of the family. He got up before dawn when he worked overtime at night, but everything went up except his salary. Who are you working for? Who are you working for? Hey, Lao Wang, the girl who wanted to be a childhood friend was not the bride you want to marry tomorrow. The girl and the bride were married to Lao Wang back and forth.

2, football newspaper Cao Lu: It turns out that Lao Wang next door is not simple-when Xiao Ming was one year old, he called grandpa for the first time, so grandpa died. It wasn't long before he called his mother for the first time and she died. Later, he called his father, so Wang Mujiang died next door. A doctor in Tsinghua pointed out that there was a bug in this joke. It should be that Wang Mujiang's father died next door while calling his grandfather. And a classmate of Jiaotong University pointed out: The carpenter's mother next door knows this is not a bug!

3, kitchen knife: Uncle Wang next door, ranked eighth. His mother always calls him "eight eggs ~ eight eggs ~"

4. Qinglan: How I want to have a story with Lao Wang next door, so that my children can still vomit in this topic after many years: there has always been a lingering melancholy, why, uncle Lao Wang next door is so kind to me, just like my dear father ~

5. Dong Hammer: My parents love acting very much. They once spoiled my mother. I said, "Mom, why am I here?" My mother: "I downloaded it." Me: "..." My dad: "I uploaded it!" "Me:" ... "My mother:" I intercepted it! "Me:" ... "Lao Wang next door:" I replanted! ! ! "Me:" ... "

6. Shan Gui whispered: Lao Wang next door was riveted when he got married. On his wedding day, he got married eight times in one night, and everyone in the workshop called him Lao Ba. The old queen came to be the workshop director, fell in love with the employees, and was caught by her wife. She pressed the ass next door on the heating bag and burned it into a crack. Since then, the lion's roar has often come from next door: you old bastard!

7. Mr. 7.bigbang: Lao Wang next door is a good man who has helped me raise my son for more than ten years.

8. Weibo Daily: At the 250th meeting of Xiajiangtou Village, Lao Wang, next door, thought that the dirt roads in the village affected traffic too much and did not conform to the international image of the village. He proposed to build a subway in the village, which can not only maintain the local characteristics of the village, but also connect with the international community. Feng Yu of the health care station suggested that the village should introduce foreign plastic surgery technology and unify the women in the village into Kim Hee Seon, so that the problem of men cheating would be solved. The villagers spoke enthusiastically at the meeting. Dong Qing, the village party secretary, smiled. Our village representative is very good at pulling eggs.