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A cold joke is badly needed! ! ! shorter

There was a man named Cai Xiao, who was later taken away.

Matches itch to the touch. Once caught, it will burn.

I used to have schizophrenia, but we are all fine now.

I am in a bad mood now. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.