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Humorous words that amuse women.

Humorous words that amuse women.

Humorous phrases that make women happy, and jokes between couples can also increase their feelings. We can't act rashly, and understanding and tolerance between lovers are the most important. Here are some humorous expressions that make women happy.

Humorous phrases make women happy 1 1, the object you are pursuing has been met, don't be discouraged, there will always be points one day.

2. I can't control my mouth and my legs, thinking about how to be beautiful in bed after dinner.

3. "Do you know where love begins?" "Start with you and me."

4. "My mother gave me this face" and "I was destined to wait for you"

5, you cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.

6, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

7. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

9. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

10, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

1 1. You know, no one can touch my heart like you.

12, the secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.

13, life without you is like a walking corpse, a cigarette and a glass of wine doesn't matter.

14, salute with your right hand and hold you with your left hand.

15, let's not sleep face to face, I'm afraid we will be awakened by your beautiful face.

16, the two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.

17, you are still young, and I can't bear to fall in love with you.

18, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

19, "The world is full of traffic" and "I only have a soft spot for you"

20. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

2 1, marry a chicken and follow it; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose!

22. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you're home in a fog. Love me when you come back from work!

23. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. Pat at night, how many mosquitoes die?

24. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

25. "I have a wish" and "I love you one day, so I can write it backwards"

26. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. It's really a waste of my time to spend money on it!

27. The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

Humorous phrases that make women happy. A friend is in a bad mood and wants to comfort him. You can say that he is the most beautiful and lovely person in the world, even if he is angry. He is cute, too. Without him, there would be no sunshine in your life.

2. Opportunity is like taking a bus. Some people get on the train in the morning, some people get on at night, some people get on the train through, and some people have to change trains. Only if you make up your mind to go to your destination, you can definitely find your own route!

3. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, what are you doing outside? Stay with me.

4.) One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it!

5, write a word of love, free and easy. Mention the word love, full of affection. Say the word love and never accept it. Feel the word love, unconstrained style. The world of love has you and me. Surrounded by love, always young!

6.) A friend bought many gifts for a circle of people in Beijing. One of them is a funny notebook with the words "Sunflower Collection" bound. Today, we had dinner together, shared presents, and left our notebooks in the hotel when we left. The hotel waiter chased you out and told you to wait. The last friend went back to see him. The waiter shouted, sir, you forgot your sunflower collection.

7. Even if you are only a small piece in the puzzle of my life, my life is incomplete without you.

8. Tell me that you can't be crazy and lazy now. It's important to find a way out.

9. Boudoir is a Chinese word, and the pinyin is guοmi, also called "girlfriends", which refers to women's close friends who talk about everything. The name of this word comes from "best friend", which is usually used to describe women, but in recent years, more and more girls use this synonym to address their male friends, from which the word "male best friend" is derived.

10, the guest said to the little host: Look, what beautiful curly hair, is it from mom? The young master thought: I think my father gave it to me, because now he has no hair on his head.

1 1, I hope I can give you hot milk before going to bed every night, give you a good morning kiss when I wake up in the morning, and park next to me in the evening after many years.

12, I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

13, come with me! It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll cut him.

14, I often laugh inexplicably, only to find that this smile is about you.

15, there is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

16, the human mind is like a container. After a long time, there will be sediment in it. Empty your mind from time to time, put it down when it's time to put it down, throw away the burden of the past, refresh yourself from time to time, and you will certainly gain a satisfactory life.

17, dear friend, don't be sad, I will be sad.

18, a woman will always have one or several bosom friends in her life, even if she has passed lead and given birth to many children, it will not prevent them from making friends. The boudoir, called a secret, must have something to do with it. Many questions that are difficult to talk about and are ashamed to discuss with the opposite sex can be discussed in the boudoir.

19, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

20. If you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

2 1. Those who see women who can't walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading books are called fans, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

22, don't be sad, sad will grow old.

23, I must give you happiness, no one wants to stop.

24. When I was a child, I watched the stars all over the sky. When a meteor flies by, it's always too late to make a wish. When I grew up, I met someone I really liked, but it was still too late.

25. Friends, it's a long way. Please face today, forget yesterday's sadness and explore the future. Please also take care of it. The twinkling starlight that day is my blessing eyes, so let it accompany you to the ends of the earth.

I can't watch you grow up, but I want to watch you grow old with me.

27. Actually, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one will lend you money.

28. Life needs to return to zero. Every once in a while, you should clean up the past and start over. Don't let the past become a burden to the present. Only by traveling light can we go further.

29.) A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her watched it fall, worried and said,' Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

30. A beautiful woman is like a sleeping beauty who just got up.

Humorous phrase 3 1 that makes women happy. I want to fall in love, please give me advice quickly.

I tried to call your wife, but I couldn't call your husband.

3, girls who love taking pictures, the mobile phone will not be too bad.

4. There is no love in life since ancient times. Both puppy love and late love have to be loved.

5, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

6, just like me, this is not a wish, this is an order.

Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

8. Since I got * *, the whole person has been much more energetic.

Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

10, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

1 1. Talk about a love when you are free, and I will continue to have a crush on you when I am not free.

12, since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and my people are black.

13, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

14, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

15, if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

16. What do you mean, there is no God? Whose toilet water is this?

17, Tanabata is here. It's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

18, there is no swearing in the world. Do more homework and have everything.

19, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

20. You asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

2 1. If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

22. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

23. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

24. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

25, have time to listen to yourself in the eyes of others, which is more exciting than watching ghost movies!

26. It takes thousands of years for monkeys to evolve into adults. It only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

27. Marriage is the grave of love. No matter how much love there is, I will sleep in the grave.

Since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.

29. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

30. The dean's nagging is like chewing and showing off, which can't stop at all.

3 1, I knew it was a world of looking at faces. I used the school money to have plastic surgery.

32. What is the most unbearable thing for you on the bus? A: No one molested me.

My father touched my head today and said, I believe you will lose your head one day.

Math teacher, I tell you, this is the result of two teams building a bridge at the same time.

35. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

36. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing without ups and downs, unless you die.

37. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

If one day you are sad, please call me and let me know that you have today!

40. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it can't be solved tomorrow.