Humorous jokes of Lvyou Brigade

How to solve the problem, only to get rich, this is the motto of crooked brother.

From the beginning of knowing him, in the eyes of many people, he is a special Buddha. Buddhism seems to have some conflicts with the pursuit of wealth, but when it comes to crooked brothers, there is no sense of disobedience.

Let's start with his Buddhist system.

When I met him, he was in Grade Two. By chance, we became classmates because of the school adjustment at that time.

At that time, he didn't have the nickname crooked brother. When I first met him, he was small and his skin was a little dark. Stand next to me and read history books.

Brother crooked was later nicknamed by others. At that time, nicknames became popular in junior high schools, and almost everyone in the class had their own nicknames.

Of course, some people don't like being nicknamed, so it is inevitable that there will be some contradictions in the class because of the nickname incident.

At that time, there was a particularly funny boy in the class, who was very good at giving other people nicknames, so the nickname Brother crooked was born.

When Brother Mark first heard this nickname, instead of being angry, he said to the classmate who gave him the nickname, "You are really talented. That's a nice name. You can call me Brother Signs from now on. "

Then, until he graduated from junior high school, the nickname crooked brother always accompanied him.

Brother crooked was not a particularly outstanding student at that time. He looks like an optimist all day. He has endless jokes and interesting things.

What is fresh in my memory is that he told us the story that his uncle went to Beijing to eat medium-rare steak. At that time, everyone was holding their stomachs after listening to the story.

Sometimes, even an ordinary little thing, as long as it is said by crooked brother, is guaranteed to make you laugh.

The main reason is that he is too humorous to talk. With his body movements and expressions, people feel that they are watching a super funny sketch.

Brother crooked has nothing to say except humor and good temper. At that time, even if others gave him a nickname, he always said in a good temper that the nickname was really nice.

Brother crooked likes history, and his love is out of control. For a whole semester, he can study his history textbook calmly, even if he fails in other subjects, he is not in a hurry.

He is not good at math, and sometimes because of his math scores, the math teacher will talk to him. His attitude towards math is:

I don't like this subject, so there is no need to spend too much time on math. I should study what I like.

In that class that pays attention to the total score, one student only studies his favorite subject and ignores other subjects, which also makes the head teacher very headache.

The head teacher told him that the history of the senior high school entrance examination is only 60 points, such as English mathematics, 120 points, which is more important, you have to weigh it yourself.

Brother Yao, who came back from the office, told the familiar people the purpose of calling the head teacher to the office, and then sat in his seat, still reading his history books.

To tell the truth, my brother's history was really good at that time, probably because of his interest. His history scores are always among the best in his class.

At that time, when I was studying in the evening, Bian Ge felt that it was boring to watch history alone, so he turned to tell my deskmate about history, sometimes with a few questions.

And every time my deskmate and I can learn new knowledge from him, some of which are not in junior high school textbooks.

What I remember most is that Brother Yao taught himself history at night. Every time is eloquent, gushing, comparable to the history teacher lectures, but the content is more interesting than the history teacher.

Because Brother Biaozhi is not talking about the content in the textbook, sometimes he is talking about unofficial history.

After graduating from junior high school, almost all the students in the original class were admitted to senior high school. While everyone was still learning to adapt to the study life in high school, Bian Ge dropped out of school.

A few days ago, I learned that he had dropped out of school. I met Brother Yao once, and he discussed with me whether to study liberal arts or science in my sophomore year.

I asked him if he studied literature or science, and he said that of course I studied liberal arts. However, less than two weeks after my freshman year in high school, some people said that Brother Biaozhi had dropped out of school.

Later, I asked him why he had to drop out of high school. He studied hard for three years and finally dropped out of high school. Did he lose money?

Unexpectedly, he said casually, "I studied for a few days and felt that high school was not suitable for me." I want to find another way out. "

Then I dropped out of school and went to a technical secondary school, but my major was related to chemistry. Sometimes when I talk to him, he still says that his choice is quite right.

He said that he only likes history, but not other subjects. If he continues to study, he will only be admitted to the university blindly in the future, or he may not be admitted.

Whether his choice is correct or not, no one can jump to conclusions too early. Only time and himself can prove whether his original choice is correct.

However, according to his Buddhist character, he is an optimist whether studying or doing things. Focus only on what you are good at and like.

Unlike us, we know we don't like it, but we have to force ourselves to work hard

Later, we were nervous about our studies and seemed to have less and less contact with our former classmates. At this time, everyone began to do their own thing.

Getting into college is still the primary goal, and everything else will be ignored.

Then time passed quietly, and three years of high school life was fleeting.

After graduation, crooked brother told me with a smile that he graduated from technical secondary school, took an examination of junior college, turned around and chose to go, and found himself back in the original circle.

Originally, he wanted to drop out of technical secondary school and go out to find a job, but he found that his ability was not worthy of his ambition, so he had to take exams and go to college to continue to improve his ability.

However, after being promoted to junior college, Bian Ge began to practice frequently at work and also worked part-time during holidays. In his words: "Only making money will make him feel safe".

Therefore, "how to solve the problem, only to get rich" has since become his motto, and he has been moving forward on the road to getting rich. Some days: even his QQ signature is "watch money and make big money".

He said: I fucking now find out how correct it is that money is not everything, but you can never move without money.

Now that I am in my twenties, I will make every effort to earn more tickets and improve my ability. Thirty is the age of my life.

I only have a few years left. You see, I have changed a lot now. Then he sent me a photo of himself.

This is a vicissitudes of life, obviously a mature version of junior high school, but still a little childish. Maybe happy people look younger.

It has been many years since I graduated from junior high school. It was the summer vacation just after my freshman year, and several junior high school students with good relationships discussed and met. After all, it's been years.

When I met him, the small and black crooked brother had grown into a tall man about 1.8 meters, but he was still laughing, telling familiar jokes and telling his own experiences in recent years.

Perhaps time can not only make a person mature, but also change a person's personality quietly. After several years of polishing, the crooked brother who treats everything in a Buddhist way seems to have gradually become a pursuing teenager.

"Do you know how miserable I am? I only liked history at first and had no interest in other subjects at all, but my major now is related to chemistry. "

So now I can only change my past glory and study my major. To live, to work, to get rich!

20 18, Ge Biao graduated from junior college and began to work formally. If he had been a Buddhist figure before, he would not have been in a hurry to change jobs and wanted to go to a big city to develop.

Only later, Yao Ge began to stop everything with his own temperament and began to force himself to pursue something. Even if he didn't like it, he had to adapt slowly.

On the long road of life, he began to work hard to make money, and gradually learned to manage money and save money. I learned to invest for myself and constantly improve my professional skills.

He said that maybe he will stick to his current job for several years, and when he has a certain economic foundation, he may consider going to a bigger city for development.

Now, he will proudly tell us that his original choice was correct.

He said that for a student who didn't like studying very much and didn't develop all subjects in an all-round way, maybe he was stuck in the college entrance examination when he was in high school, and there may not be a way out for him now.

Sometimes people should learn to be flexible.

It's not that learning is not important or giving up learning, but that you should really choose what suits you, so that you can not only relax yourself, but sometimes get twice the result with half the effort.

Today's crooked brother Xiao Bai, who just graduated from the previous workplace, has become an important figure in their unit. The salary has doubled than before, and people are more energetic, have higher ideals and greater pursuits than before.

Later, I gradually realized that in fact, Brother Logo doesn't care about everything, but treats it selectively. His pursuit of work and getting rich is not careless!

I hope he can keep moving forward on the road of getting rich and realize the first step of his dream as soon as possible-earning the first 500 thousand in his life! May his future life face the sea every day and spring flowers bloom!