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Original quotations that can strike a chord.
I want to rest forever.
3. Going up is a ghost.
The moon is chewed into stars, and you hide in the starry sky.
Better be the king of hell than the slave of heaven. -"The Right Wing of God"
I don't think people in this world should have hope for anyone. Don't think too well of others. If you don't communicate all your life, you might as well get to know each other from a distance. One day, this person is not what you think, just the opposite. By then, I will be very disappointed.
7. Meet the person you want to see, do what you want to do, while the sun is just right, while the breeze is Xu Lai, while you are not old.
8. Look at this man, saying that he likes me makes me so sad. -"I am waiting for you to be thirty-five"
9. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.
10. "Whoever gets stuck first loses, I know it, but I'm happy"-paper plane
1 1. There is no simple happiness in the world, happiness is always mixed with troubles and worries, and there is no eternity in the world.
12. "If it doesn't come inexplicably, how can it be regarded as a heartbeat?" -"Big Brother"
13. When a man sleeps with a person, it may be for sex. But if he wants to sleep with him, it must be because of love.
14. I have no regrets in this life and met you. I regret this life and never have a chance to see you again.
15. I hope you will be happy forever and be free and easy after any choice. -"Tattoo"
16. Never stop because you think the investment cost is too high.
17. I already have a wife's room at home. Beautiful and virtuous, a noble person with golden branches and jade leaves. I have loved it since I was a child. I have loved it for many years and tried to catch up with it.
18. Years of wishful thinking have fascinated me for a while. -"Kill the Wolf"
19. I will always be your most loyal believer.
20. The territory of the world, wind and rain, water and soil all belong to me in the end, and you will become ashes and bones, which is also my ashes and bones-the right to burn.
The original quotation that can move people's hearts 2 2 1. Life is half full of rice, oil and salt, and half full of stars and seas. It may be trivial, but it still has the beauty and warmth we need.
22. The sunshine in the world is just right, and the wind and rain are on the top. At that time, they were still young.
23. Yuanjie marveled at the eternal decline of the street.
24. "Anywhere, maybe just don't like me so much"-I hope you are all right.
25. Hold an umbrella in one hand and hold him in the other.
26. I stamp my feet, I worry, I cry, and I want to tear myself to pieces.
27. I'm not here to learn from each other, but to kill them. -"Six hexagrams"
28. After embracing loneliness, time will let you discover your infinite strength.
29. The roses you sent me are still in full bloom. Can I be a person who pursues the light? -"Deacon with drooping ears"
30. "I will always be your most loyal believer." -"God Bless the People"
3 1. "If there is a corner in your heart, the big troubles of the house can only be squeezed in the corner. If there is a world in your heart, grand troubles are just a drop in the ocean. " -The priest "Kill the Wolf"
32. Unknown sufferings, do not believe in gods and buddhas. -"Kill the Wolf"
33. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.
34. Wang Zhe held his hand again, his lips pressed against the ring, and his eyes were projected, which was bottomless. This is my loyalty to you-say less.
35. You may not shine, but you are always warm and bright.
36. It turns out that the word love is beyond my power-force majeure.
37. "Kyushu, Han Jian might as well be blocked." -"A person is subject to the government"
38. Because we love you, everyone looks like rivals in love.
39. Don't be afraid that a certain character will offend people. You know, there is no personality in the world that can avoid offending people.
40. It is best to be friends who are consistent with their own style, whether crazy or serious, and have the same personality. Say a word and do one thing, that kind of tacit understanding and comfort can't be given by others. People with different attributes seem to always talk to chickens and ducks, so bored that they finally want to hit him.
Extractable original sentence
Two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.
2. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most; Those who understand your tears are the ones who love you the most. The person who dries your tears is the last person with you.
3. Let's go together, farther away. -"Disguised scum"
I wish Wang Ye a long life and Wan Li endless loneliness. -"A person is subject to the government"
Don't say anything and don't think about anything. The coolest thing is to miss this and that, such as the breeze blowing across your face and the flowers in the distance.
6. God bless. There are no taboos.
7. Better be the king of hell than the slave of heaven. -"The Right Wing of God"
8. All sufferings and burdens are the time of this world like a flowing cloud. -Pastor "Big Brother"
9. "I will always be your most loyal believer." -"God Bless the People"
10. Every candy you sent was sent to the right place. In fact, the earth is round, and all the good things you do will eventually come back to you.
1 1. He is surrounded by picturesque mountains and rivers, but he is willing to cover them for him.
12. Tea, the other side, the last flower in this life, the first flower in the next life. You Chun said that when they die, the tea must be white, and the last flowers will wash away the dust for them. At that time, the flowers on the other side will be waiting for them in full bloom. You Chun also said that he couldn't guess what color the flowers on the other side were ... I.K. smiled and said that he knew it must be red, blood-like red, leading them to the next life. -"It's disgusting to be alive"
13. Tonight, Heyuan only lights my butter lamp and shines on my sweetheart.
14. Everyone has heard that the mysterious ghost of Blackwater appeared because of hatred, but they don't know how to explore the natural love for blood shed.
15. How many times have turned into memories.
16. If you are infatuated with it, you will be frustrated and disappear in the end, which is really painful.
17. "Compared with the endless night sky, the light of the stars is so weak. But as long as he is there, it is not pure darkness. " -naive Chu "I only like your personal design"
18. You can think deeply or forget each other in the Jianghu.
19. I love you, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, no matter what form you appear, no matter whether it is a grass or a tree, I will love you.
20. Because I like you, I am walking on thin ice on the edge of the abyss, so that I almost forget that I am seventeen years old and the whole world belongs to me.
The original sentence (2) 2 1 can be extracted. Brave but stupid, but brave.
22. "Uncle Zhi finally said that he hoped you would live well. He doesn't want to see you alive, and he doesn't want to see you again when he dies "-tenth.
23. There is a misty rain, why not Ren Pingsheng-"Passing the Door"
24. The world meets in the rain.
25. A sudden heavy snow, so pure, buried me in your world, frozen the period of my love, but made the pain become forever.
26. "Each of us is made up of countless surviving particles, which are scattered in billions of oceans. Therefore, when I met you, it was a miracle created by countless tiny particles rushing forward and colliding. " -"I only like your personal design"
27. Love is a nerve in the heart. When it is not there, it can live. Just numb, or maybe at some point, it will be very painful.
28. There is no simple happiness in the world. Happiness is always mixed with troubles and worries, and there is no eternity in the world.
29. The word love is beyond my reach-force majeure.
30. Going up is a ghost.
3 1. Stop worrying about your past, or you will live in it forever.
Then I won't let him know that I am protecting him.
I'm not here to learn from each other, I'm here to kill them. -"Six hexagrams"
34. I don't want you to shed a tear for me and dirty my path of reincarnation for no reason. -"Raise the lamp to see the bayonet"
Let me disappear at the last moment, I can see you, born in this world. "-"A Lantern Reflecting Peach Blossoms "
36. The streets have changed, the scenery has changed and the pedestrians have changed. The only constant is the heart that treats each other sincerely.
37. A trip to the mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a storm will make you miss your life.
38. I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.
39. Be honest with me, just don't live up to it.
40. I wish you become such a person: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a knowledgeable person; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich man; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.
The original sentence (3) 4 1 can be extracted. Empty and full, groggy and clear.
42. Look at this man, saying that he likes me makes me so sad. -"I am waiting for you to be thirty-five"
43. The sun on the earth is just right, and the wind blows over the top of the forest. At that time, they were still young.
44. I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission. -"Silent Reading"
45. My heart is my wish, and you who live alone with me are my reluctance. I wanted it, but it broke my heart and made me anxious. Reluctant to it, reluctant to it, will be driven crazy, risking their lives. -"Yan Ghost"
46. When hatred came last spring. Falling Flowers Independent, Swift Qi Fei.
47. Not necessarily. I don't care whether others are disappointed or not. However, for some people, some people exist in this world, and they are hope.
48. Leave all disappointments to those who wait. After all, will we meet again tomorrow after parting? Tomorrow, maybe it's far away.
49. Be full of hope for the future and don't be decadent.
50. There are mountains and rivers in your eyes, which are more immortal than everything I pass by-"Are you sick?"
5 1. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.
52. If I don't want love, can I be an innocent and happy woman?
53. It's terrible that you can't find someone to accompany you when you are sad.
54. I listen to the arrangement of the wind, but it never plays cards.
55. Most of the time passes slowly. Only when you look back will you be shocked. It's been so long.
56. Next time you meet someone you like, don't be sarcastic or cold.
57. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.
58. "Why should life always be accompanied, and send the east wind with acacia?" -"Hal and his white cat owner"
59. We are not born, so we are not a couple.
60. Life is not bitter, what is bitter is excessive desire; People are not tired, but worry too much.
A word that warms the heart.
1. If you like it, you can only say you like it.
2. Life is not bitter, what is bitter is excessive desire; People are not tired, but worry too much.
The new moon is clear in autumn, and the moonlight is like snow outside the bead curtain. Sprinkle curtains and add clothes, and the glass lamps are full of fragrance.
The sunshine of the sun is far better than the moon, but the sun can only walk alone forever, and the moon is accompanied by stars. Of all things in the world, the sun is actually the loneliest.
I will be drunk when you arrive. -"Drunk for Many Years"
6. You are very kind, and I like you. -"The Father of the Magic Way"
7. The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis are on the water side.
8. Not necessarily. I don't care whether others are disappointed or not. However, for some people, some people exist in this world, and they are hope.
9. "After years of wishful thinking, I was once possessed." -"Kill the Wolf"
10. Then I won't let him know that I am protecting him.
1 1. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.
12. "Uncle Zhi finally said that he wants you to live well, live and don't want to see you, and die and don't want to see you again"-tenth
13. There will be no simple happiness in the world. Happiness is always mixed with troubles and worries, and there is no eternity in the world.
14. In the depth of time, if mountains and rivers can depend on each other, that's good.
15. All kinds of stories, but the feelings hurt; Xiao Shui people go, as bright as frost.
16. Unfortunately, it has disappeared for so long. In fact, I have been silently observing you in various ways that you don't know.
17. I know you will definitely leave, but I still don't want to let go.
18. Even if you are in jail now, you just need to work hard. If you can't do it, you need to exert yourself. Go out and you will have the answers you want in life.
19. If you meet an enemy who is much stronger than yourself, you have a better chance of winning than going backwards-kill the wolf.
20. It is strange that after saying sorry, everyone takes it for granted and thinks that it doesn't matter what others say-"two stars"
Original sentence 2 2 1. A trip through mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a snowstorm will make you miss your life.
22. Everyone has his own story, either sad or happy or helpless. If you don't contact, you will never know what people passing by are thinking and whether there is a sigh in the lighted window. -"out of place"
23. "Do you know that some people, like me, will stay in your memory in various ways that you are willing or unwilling?" -"Run wild"
24. People's vacillation begins with their first soft heart-small mushroom.
25. I'll just listen to them make love outside, and we'll go home together when we're done, so he's still mine. Mr. Zhang and Mr. Zhang are very kind.
26. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us that we should learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you and hit you, which can only be a joke in the end.
27. If there is smoke in the elevator, I'd rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I'd rather leave you.
28. "Countless fireworks bloom at night. Snowflakes, like thousands of whirling spirits, reflect the lights and gently cover the new earth. Zero point. The New Year bell rings at this moment, spreading all over the cheering crowd, crossing the dark sea and flying to the distant and splendid Xinghai. " -"Star Master"
29. I pity you. I have no complaints about death-Hal and his white cat owner.
30. Stick your hot face on the other person's cold ass and always feel that you are not doing well enough ... In your own eyes, this is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.
3 1. That man has been branded in his bones, which will make him painful all his life, just like the mark on his chest, becoming a scar.
32. The world is magnificent and I will share it with you. I will share all the beautiful things in the world with you. Only disaster, I stand alone-nine days of phoenix
33. I wish Wang Ye a long life and Wan Li endless loneliness. -"A person is subject to the government"
34. Every candy you sent went to the right place. In fact, the earth is round, and all the good things you do will eventually come back to you.
35. "Since you have chosen far convenience, you only care about suffering."
36. "It's no big deal for you to pull a long face." .
37. belated affection and compensation are lighter than grass-I love your ten years most.
38. It doesn't matter if the person you like feeds the dog attentively.
39. Time has not made me forget you, but it has made me used to thinking about you.
40. "The first time I gave it to you, it was also the first gift. I picked the most beautiful flowers and gave them to you in the four seasons. Please accept them, Mr. Meng. " -"Pipa Sound in the Hall"
Original sentence 3 4 1. Youth is like sugar cubes, right? Angular, fragile, absurd, sweet. This sweetness can only be melted by the heat of the tip of the tongue, and the fire on the other side can't be seen. There is always a stage in life, a stage where you are willing to do anything and a stage where you are willing to say anything. They are funny and cute. We laugh at them because we were sweet.
42. Let me disappear at the last moment, I can see you, born in this world. "-"A Lantern Reflecting Peach Blossoms "
43. He has a good idea in his heart and is no longer afraid of being spoiled by others.
44. I pity the true feelings of my life, but I can't compete with that fickle heart.
45. If one day I become stone-hearted, I have paid all my tenderness and kindness before.
46. My soul is black, but my heart is a little red. I will use it to protect you. -"The Soul of a Small Town"
47. Listening to the mountains and rivers turns the spring breeze into a thousand words and blows it all over the hometown of old friends.
I was careless when you came, and my heart was broken when you left.
I can be as happy as a spoiled child. As long as I hold you, I can have the whole world.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
5 1. From the day we met, my scenery has always been you.
52. I have you in my heart, and spring blossoms every day.
53. Too many friendships that were once complacent and vowed to cherish have been lost to the decay of time and long-standing self-righteousness.
54. Meeting to say goodbye and returning to the sea is the end of past happiness and the beginning of future happiness.
55. When I am with the years, I get old. The years have changed, the time has dispersed and faded, but the fleeting time is still unforgettable.
56. Have a romantic universe and cherish everyday life.
If I like something, I can't tolerate other things. Always remember. A thousand times, ten thousand times, the years are the same. This poem goes like this.
58. Life is killing you. All you have to do is grit your teeth and stick to it.
59. Happiness is in the left hand, memories are in the right hand, and flowers are unbeaten.
60. "A person can only be extravagant once in his life. In the life when you can't see your head in the future, a little memory is precious. " -"Silent Reading"
A very touching sentence is a must.
Very touching original sentence 1. I thought you told me to surrender. Only in the end did we find that we all surrendered to love. Just like two planets that meet by chance in the universe, they change their orbits because of mutual attraction, and they will surround each other from now on and never separate. I still don't want to say goodbye to you until the end of my life. -"submit"
2. Brother Cheng, forget it, don't drag me-run wild.
3. What are you afraid of? If it were me, the ashes would be sent out. Does he want to bruise the ashes or play?
4. "People who step on immortals all their lives are also masters of Mohism."
May all the waiting in the world come as scheduled and all the happiness in the world be just right.
I think I still like it. I know the excitement of people, the silence of one or two people and the loneliness of one person.
7. When dealing with people, it can be seen that they are congenial, not congenial, regardless of status. If I like you, you are a beggar. If I hate you, you are the emperor. I hate it, too. Shouldn't it be like this? This is a relatively simple truth.
Then I won't let him know why I'm not going.
9. Everything God has arranged for you to give up or wait for is just to leave the best for you.
10. Cyclone: You are the right path of mankind, and you are the center of the world.
1 1. Life is killing you. All you have to do is grit your teeth and stick to it.
12. The husband lives for the country and the people. Expel foreign aggression, recover the country, and live with the nation, even if you die, you are worthy of your heart. This is a lifelong wish. -"Jin Yan"
13. "Three thousand people drowned and only one person drank; A person has three thousand bright lights; Love is related to one's heart; Its moments of beauty are three thousand * * * and one person is happy "and" God bless the people ".
14. Some people's hearts are changeable and can't be recognized for the first five years. Others, who are quiet inside, follow the Wan Li Road without changing their original intention.
15. "When the clouds stop, it will rain; Eight tables are faint and the land becomes a river. " -"Broken Cloud"
16. All kinds of stories, but the feelings hurt; Xiao Shui people go, as bright as frost.
17. I just hope your heart is the same as mine. Don't miss it.
18. I turned myself into a ghost who came back from the dead with a deep hatred and conspiracy brewing for many years and sank into the swamp and abyss. I want to bury rotten roots, grow thorns that seal my throat with blood, and pierce this hypocritical civilization-I fell deeply into the mud ... and found a star. -"Defective products"
19. Ambiguity is in a position where you can get love without being hurt, just like standing on a cliff in a dilemma, taking a step back with nothing and further crushing it.
20. It is best to be friends who are consistent with their own style, whether crazy or serious, and have the same personality. Say a word and do one thing, that kind of tacit understanding and comfort can't be given by others. People with different attributes seem to always talk to chickens and ducks, so bored that they finally want to hit him.
Very touching original sentence 2 2 1. A love that consumes everything, you can go home slowly.
22. "In my opinion, am I as good as you?" -"Meet a Snake"
23. That doll is nothing special, but thin and tall, much like the man in my heart-AWM Jedi survival.
24. Later, I learned that many things are useless, just like holding a cup of hot water. Although you are thirsty, you will put it down when you feel hot.
25. Yuanjie marveled at the eternal decline of the street.
26. "On a midsummer night, cicadas are everywhere, and it is getting quieter and quieter. There are only a handful of galaxies in the night sky, such as tempered, and a handful of brilliance, which will live forever in the Spring and Autumn Period. When the cold comes and the summer goes, you will die. " -Silent reading
27. "Jiangshan is my responsibility, and you are my concern." -"The Emperor's Raiders"
28. There are two helpless things in life-irresistible death and unattainable love-I love you most for ten years.
29. "It's no big deal for you to pull a long face." .
30. I would like to fly across the sky like a meteor, just to make you a wish and burn myself.
3 1. Bypassing the strewn at random, Wan Li rivers and mountains, I was used to loneliness, and I didn't see fireworks until I met you.
When hatred came last spring. Falling Flowers Independent, Swift Qi Fei.
33. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.
I can be as happy as a spoiled child. As long as I hold you, I can have the whole world.
35. The word "broken silk" sounds ambiguous, but in fact, on the contrary, it needs consumption. If it is far enough and long enough, it can be broken cleanly-"XXX"
36. All the magical things you see have been experienced by ordinary people.
37. You are very kind, and I like you. -"The Father of the Magic Way"
38. It will always be on, and it will be on without the sun.
39. The person I love is still in this world.
40. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.
Very touching original sentence 3 4 1. As long as one fan is still listening, I will continue to sing. My time will not pass.
42. Maybe, what you like is untouchable. If you don't touch it, it will remain the same, and it will feel good no matter how you look at it. You can put it in front of yourself, see more and touch more, but it will erode its original beauty.
43. When I first met Kunlun Jun, I was surprised and confused. -"The Soul of a Small Town"
44. Behind them, follow the old wet ship that has been stranded and damaged for many years. Now I'm covered in bones, and I can ride the wind and waves again.
45. I just feel that it should not be like this for a person to give good intentions without getting anything in return. -"God Bless the People"
46. I just feel that my heart is like a stone, but after all, people are not vegetation-magic way.
47. I give you my kidney, and you give me your heart and bone erosion.
48. "The first time I gave it to you, it was also the first gift. I picked the most beautiful flowers and gave them to you in the four seasons. Please accept them, Mr. Meng. " -"Pipa Sound in the Hall"
49. There is a defense called indifference.
50. Born in the north, I don't know the south heart.
5 1. I really like seeing you every day.
I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.
53. Never stop because you think the investment cost is too high.
On the way to see you, the wind is warm, the rain is sweet, and even the clouds are like cotton candy.
55. No regrets-Hal
56. There is no simple happiness in the world. Happiness is always mixed with troubles and worries, and there is no eternity in the world.
57. "I want to win a pot of wine and marry you." -"Run wild"
58. Meet the person you want to see, do what you want to do, take advantage of the sunshine, take advantage of the breeze and be quiet, while you are still young.
I want to rest forever.
60. Go ahead and look forward, even if the future is confused, even if you just continue by inertia, one day, you will find your way in your long footprints.
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