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Erlang Yang Jian’s resume

Yang Jian, also known as "Erlang God", is an important figure in Chinese myths and legends. A hybrid of human and god, with infinite strength and boundless spells, he can make soldiers by spreading beans, knows seventy-two changes, has a divine eye on the top of his forehead (I don’t know if it is a death ray emitter or has the same function as a demon mirror) and holds a 13,000-pound three-pointed weapon. A two-edged sword (second only to the 13,500-pound Ruyi Stick of the Monkey King, made from the colorful stone used by Nuwa to mend the sky), it also has the function of summoning beasts and barking divine dogs. The master is Zhenren Yuding, one of the twelve immortals of the famous Kunlun sect.

Yang Jian is of noble blood and is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. He once resisted the gods and cut down the mountain to save his mother, and also tried to prevent his nephew Agarwood from saving his mother. , Yang Jian is also the most powerful god of war in Chinese mythology. His ability is comparable to that of Wukong. As the nephew of the Jade Emperor, his relationship with the Jade Emperor is not good. "Listening to the instructions but not the propaganda" is an extreme personality.' Nepotism'? The description of Yang Jian as "exquisite and delicate" is not very different from that of Yang Jian in "The Romance of the Gods" with "fan crown, hydrating clothes, waist tied with silk ribbon, and feet wearing hemp shoes". It can only be that the hemp shoes were replaced by brocade boots. . Yang Jian is also a arrogant person, "If I lose to him, you don't need to help me; if I win, you don't need to help me." "It's a pity that Taishang Laojun is not an upright person." From these two sentences, It can be seen. Because he is an indomitable heroic god of war, the people's respect for him can be said to be one of the best. There are many legends about his origin, which are rare in folklore.