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Do you have any funny roommates?

Do you have a roommate who can wash two pieces of underwear an hour?

Washing clothes in summer, a pot of clothes can be done in an hour. However, when Bian Xiao was in college, she met such an "excellent" girl. When I was carrying a basin of clothes (including sheets and quilts) to the bathroom for cleaning, I saw a girl washing underwear. The girl was washing her hands when I finished washing all the clothes. The girl was still washing her hands when I came back hanging all my clothes on the rope. Back to the dormitory for a long time, when I went to the bathroom, the girl was still washing those two pairs of underwear. ...

Do you have a roommate like a pig?

Have you ever seen a roommate who can sleep like a pig? The bell rang, and two roommates who came late were forced to sit in the first row (ps: the back was filled by the students who arrived first). The teacher was giving a lecture and two roommates fell asleep with the teacher's voice. The school bell rang, everyone left, and the two roommates slept like pigs.

Do you have a roommate who walks back and forth between the dormitory and the classroom every day and will still get lost after half a year?

You walked for half a year, and suddenly one night after school, your roommate took you downstairs. In the teaching building, your roommate actually took you to the dormitory in the opposite direction. Should I laugh or cry at this moment?

In the dormitory in the dead of night, Rhapsody of Sound is staged.

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night? Maybe you will find that your roommate is playing Rhapsody of Sound, some roommates are snoring, some roommates are talking in their sleep, and some roommates are grinding their teeth. Various sounds are mixed together to weave "music" belonging to several people.