Want to learn funny jokes

2. Two tomatoes were crossing the road, and a car was passing by. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed and said: Dig hahaha, tomato. Sauce...

3. The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!!!" Guess what happened?

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

4. Stones and The rice cakes were fighting, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cakes into the sea...

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who made a private commitment for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he and The girl made a vow, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years from now. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but She couldn't wait until she was too sad. In despair, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and left. However, the boy had actually been waiting for the girl. However, the girl misunderstood the date, so it became a regret forever. The boy was heartbroken... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?

rice cake!!!

5. Are the dumplings boys or girls?

The answer is boys because the dumplings have wrappers

6. Yes There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled: "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber!!

7. Matches Stick suddenly felt his head was itchy, so he stretched out his hand to scratch it, and burned himself to death...

8. Once upon a time, there was a bird

He would pass by a corn field every day

But unfortunately

One day there was a fire in that corn field

All the corn turned into Popcorn

After the bird flew over...

I thought it was snowing, but it was so cold...

9. When will Taiwan want to be reunified?

When buying instant noodles

10. Asong and Abo chatted about nothing and told each other that time is not forgiving.

Asong: "Recalling my childhood days, the happiest thing I ever had was Children's Day."

Abo: " In ten years it will be Youth Day."

Asong: "In ten years it will be Father's Day."

Abo: "In a few decades it will be Old Man's Day."

A Song: "In a few decades."

Abo: “Qingming Festival.

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11. Soldiers: "Thirsty... thirsty..."

Cao Cao: "Everyone, hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a plum forest nearby, and I might be there if I walk for a while."

All the soldiers: "Oh, there are plums to eat￣oh￣￣￣"

Half an hour later——Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found plenty of water! "

Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, did you hear it? Finally there is water to drink."

Soldiers: "If you don't go... you must find plums..."

12. A girl was heartbroken, and I advised her: "Two-legged toads are hard to find, but there are plenty of three-legged men!" "

13. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?" ”

14. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met on the street. Why didn’t they say hello? ( Assuming they can talk)

Because............

Because........................

Because they are not familiar with each other~ ~~~~~~~

15. Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: Squeeze it. .

Reason: Silence.

16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy, who tied him to a telephone pole. , and then asked him: "Tell me, where are you from? If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! ! ! "The college student replied to the enemy and was electrocuted to death...

He said: "I am from the TV University! "

17. A: "I will take you to a place where all the girls are not wearing bras. ”

B: “Really?” Where? Take me there quickly! ”

A: “It’s the kindergarten next door!” ”