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On the wedding day, the woman asked for "65,438+10,000 yuan bride price", and the man: Break off the marriage and I will marry someone else! What should we do?

Some things seem absurd, but in fact they are all made by flesh and blood people. For example, this ridiculous thing happened to a friend. My friend Xiao Lu has a male god in his mind. He has a good job and good family conditions. More importantly, he is kind, careful and enthusiastic. He is a big boy who knows hot and cold.

But such people also have a harm: Ma Bao. Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this male god has a fiancee. According to the deer, the fiancee of the male god is a radiant woman. The only drawback is that the family only recognizes money. But the deer said that her male god thinks that even if the family only recognizes money, it is definitely not a problem to rely on my own conditions. The deer wants to say that if she can marry him, she wants nothing. But there's no time for this.

Half a year later, the deer heard that the male god was going to hold a wedding. On that day, she dressed herself up and hesitated to witness his happiness with her own eyes. Of course, I am also imagining how great it would be if the protagonist of this wedding was myself. But there is no if in this world. At eleven o'clock noon, the deer guessed that the male god was probably saying vows or kissing his bride now. While I was in a daze, I didn't expect someone to knock at the door. Open the door and see, it is a male god!

Shouldn't he be at the wedding? Shouldn't he be someone else's groom? Why are you here with a group of people! The reasonable deer was in a trance for a moment, only to hear the male god kneel down to her and say, "Will you marry me?"

The farce seems to have come to an end with the arrival of the bride. It was also the arrival of the bride that made the deer understand the whole story and why the soon-to-be-completed male god appeared in front of the deer.

It turned out that when the wedding date was set, her family was not satisfied with the amount of the bride price, let alone the wedding hotel, but this was not said, and it was left in my heart. At the beginning of the wedding, the groom received the bride, but the bride never got off the bus. The bride and groom even threatened that my daughter would never get off the bus without paying 100 thousand fare!

This time, the groom's family was very dissatisfied. This is clearly selling daughters. He once took 200 thousand as a bride price. What else are you dissatisfied with? According to the rules, this 200,000 bride price is not for the woman's parents, but for the small family that the woman is about to set up. That's great. I want to earn some money after I get married. What is the reason! The key point is that the male god is very angry with his fiancee who has slept with him for three years, and even agrees with her mother's absurd behavior, constantly persuading the male god to take out this hundred thousand pieces and not to lose her mother's face.

The male god couldn't bear it, so it was mainly under the eyes of the public. How to meet these relatives and friends in the future, so as not to be a joke to others!

After gnashing her teeth, the male god blurted out: I won't marry unless you marry me. There are many women who like me, and you will marry if you don't marry others! Want money, no way!

Turning around, the male god came to the deer. After listening to the bride's flustered speech, the deer picked up the bag and ran in to take a taxi. Although she doesn't know where to go, even if she likes the male god again and wants to marry him again, she won't be today's "watcher"! Most importantly, she doesn't want to be the target of public criticism and become the woman's punching bag. This kind of right and wrong is better to stay away from comparison.

The deer also realized from today that I will always be the spare tire in the heart of the male god. As for the male god coming to me today, it doesn't mean it's love. Instead, he put the target on the deer and made it criticized.

Later, the deer didn't know how to follow up, only that the male god deleted himself! Perhaps, the fate of two people can only stop here. What the deer thinks only happens in TV plays always happens to themselves. I don't know if I should feel strange or normal!

This kind of experience, she doesn't want to experience it again. Sitting on the ground at the wedding scene was also very speechless at first. The deer guessed that if two people had only two endings, they would either bury the hatchet and the woman would take a step back and remarry. Either die of old age, the woman will return the bride price money. Judging from her male character, she should go her own way, thought the deer.

In fact, this situation is really quite a lot around us. The same is true of Tang Ge, who lived with his partner for five years. Originally, I thought marriage was a very mature thing, and there wouldn't be too many obstacles. After all, we have understood and understood each other for so many years. Indeed, at the wedding, the prospective mother-in-law actually asked for another part of the bride price. Say that Tang Ge's family conditions are good, so help them!

Hearing this, Tang Ge became very angry. For so many years, I have worked as a cow and horse for their family. I always look back at my wedding scene and threaten me in front of my relatives and friends. I can't stand it! Must break off the marriage!

Within half a year, it only took Tang Ge 3 1800 yuan to marry his present wife. Two Sang Men and women together, playing the pipa, singing. Some predestinations are accumulated by money, while others are enemies of money.

In fact, we all casually believe that since two people can want to get married, their feelings must have reached a balance point after they want to get married. At this time, nobody wants to get married. If marriage can't be held smoothly just because the bride price is haggle over every ounce, it's really a lose-lose situation.

On the wedding day, "sitting on the ground and starting from the price" is the woman's most unwise choice, thinking that she can intimidate the victory, but the other party will not accept it at all. Not only did he lose face and get no praise, but he also ruined his children's happy marriage. If you really don't like each other's conditions, you can make it clear and negotiate well. If you still choose this way, I'm afraid it's impossible to get rid of order in my life!