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Video of dad joking with children.

Text/Peng Dad Parenting Classic

The birth of a child is a very happy thing. For newborn children, different places have different customs, in order to protect their safety, health and longevity. But sometimes I make jokes and make people laugh. Some time ago, a father got angry and was called "the most honest father" by netizens.

After a difficult pregnancy in 10, Ms. Fang successfully gave birth to a healthy baby. There is a custom where Ms. Fang lives. When she goes home, she should prepare a peach branch for her children to ward off evil spirits. Although this is a superstition without scientific basis, Ms. Fang is still willing to bless her children in this way.

So Ms. Fang told the child's father to prepare a peach branch when she was about to leave the hospital. Dad agreed without saying anything. But when dad came back with peach branches, Ms. Fang was dumbfounded.

Because dad is not holding a small peach branch, but a whole branch with green leaves and immature peaches hanging on it, just like a whole peach tree. Too big a peach branch made dad have to carry it behind him. The combination of dad and peach branches immediately attracted the attention of many people around him, with a return rate of 100%.

Ms. Fang looked at her honest husband and almost laughed and cried. But dad wasn't embarrassed. On the contrary, he is proud to find such a big peach branch, which must have a very good effect on exorcism.

@ Happiness as Donghai: Dad is so cute. Such a big peach branch will definitely kill all the ghosts and gods in the town. If there are bad people, right? The baby is up to something, and dad can defend himself with peach branches. This is the best of both worlds.

@ Lately: According to my many years of marriage experience, men should be more specific, such as the length of peach branches, whether they want leaves or peaches. Because if you don't tell them, they won't take their pants and they won't wash the dishes.

@ 中中中中: Dad said that in fact, he has been merciful and has not uprooted the peach tree.

@ April: Ah, this may be the father's "heavy" fatherly love. I like it.

Besides using peach branches to ward off evil spirits, there are many other customs about newborns around the country. For example, in some places, after a child is born, the father will take red eggs to his father-in-law's house to report good news. If it's a girl, it's odd; if it's a boy, it's even. In other places, when feeding a child for the first time, let the child taste a little coptis root first, so that the child can suffer hardships in the future, and then apply sugar water on the child's lips, which means that the child's life can be bitter or sweet. ...

There are many customs handed down from different places, and the specific contents are not the same, but the original intention is to bless children.

However, among many customs, some customs will have a bad influence on children, and even seriously affect their life. For example, in some places, children with full moons will have their eyebrows shaved and their hair shaved, which will easily damage hair follicles and affect their future hair growth.

Customs can be passed, but parents must carefully distinguish whether it will have a bad influence on their children. We should take the essence of traditional culture, discard its dross, and resolutely get rid of the bad habit of hurting children. If the elders at home insist, parents must also resolutely refuse.

Of course, even harmless customs will not effectively affect a child's life. For children, parents' education and companionship are the most important. Parents make painstaking efforts, irrigate and take good care of their children, so that children can grow up better.