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Originally, I was just a substitute. Tell me about it.

1, I suddenly found myself a joke ... I was nothing, I was nothing in your eyes, I was just a substitute, I was nothing, the person who left first at the crossroads could be so free and easy, I tortured others, and I was nothing. . . . . . . . . You're free. I'm sorry.

2. I actively prepared,

Body double, it's been so long, I'm just a body double. You are right. If you want to be respected by others, you must first respect others. How can I respect you if you have never respected me? Body double, it's ridiculous to think about yourself. I can't be more stupid.

4. Recalling all the plots, it turns out that I am just a body double … My heart is so tired, how can I make my heart not hurt?

5. "What am I and who are you?" "Why do you treat me like a son? I am your son. . . "What you have done is unfair to real peace and to 00 1. It must be hard to find yourself not yourself but a substitute. . . It turns out that all this never belonged to me. "I am a monster." Why are you a human-like AI with feelings? . .

6. I'm lovelorn ... really! I feel stupid! I don't know what love is anymore ... I have always been just a substitute! Just playmates! Ha ha! It's really ridiculous! How can the same question appear twice … I'm so stupid! Think about it, what should we do next? Life … is life!

7. My best friend foolishly went to see someone else's post bar tonight, but unexpectedly found a ridiculous thing. It turns out that she has been played, just a substitute. She suddenly realized how she could not bear to scold such a naive, lovely and kind girlfriend. I protect her with a warm heart, and she will be fine. Everyone will have a warm heart to accompany her in the future. Needless to say, I am great.

8. When I was half asleep, I looked up in a trance and found that you seemed to be looking at me. I looked down, my heart was pounding and I was no longer sleepy. I took a deep breath downstairs for a long time and finally calmed down. It turns out that this is a loss! It turns out that the cancellation of attention is replaced by someone, or it is a substitute in itself. It turns out that it's yourself that I can't let go. It turned out that trying to make peace was just a joke. ...

9. Seeing that the two photos are strikingly similar, the two people look strikingly similar. It turns out that you don't love the first person. You just suppress yourself, but you still have to worry. The second person, however reluctant, is just a substitute.

10, I am the self-righteous woman, I am the self-deceiving woman. I thought everything was so beautiful that you loved me very much. The truth is that I was wrong. You don't love me for a long time. You love her, not me. I'm just a substitute. I will leave. Wish you all the best. It seems that the old love will always be her.

1 1, maybe just a substitute, but just think, who will be the only one? ! In fact, those are not very important, even if people lie, they can only blame themselves for choosing to believe. It turns out that from beginning to end, I have never lived in your heart, because that position has been occupied, but I just don't understand why I am looking for it!

12 I gradually found that my mother didn't have me in her heart. This daughter is just a substitute for her son. Relax, one day she will fly high and far.

13, it turns out that everything just comes from missing someone! And myself, just a substitute, perhaps, even a substitute. I understand the story "I am waiting for you".

14, friends sometimes really don't know what to say. I care about them every time, but they don't tell me anything It's really hard to know. I'm so stupid. I just know that in their eyes, I am just a substitute. Well, I'd better love myself, otherwise others will treat me as a joke. Friend, hehe, funny!

15, from knowing love to breaking up. In the long process, I I gave up too many beautiful things for him. But when we broke up, I realized that I was just a substitute. People who are desperate now are actually wasting their time!

16, Yifei is gentle and generous, Xiaoyan is playful and lively, and both of them are so cute and kind. Don't hurt Xiaoyan, okay? She bears your hatred for Yifei to find the original you, but she loves you, but she dare not tell you that she is just a substitute. She accepted all the grievances to see her mother in order to protect Yi Xuan. If Yifei knows that her sister loves you so much, she will be willing to bless her.

17, I seem to see my future, waiting, waiting day and night, but I don't know how to change it, just for those few minutes of love! Sometimes it is worth it! Sometimes it is so worthless, sometimes I feel that I am so indispensable in his heart, and sometimes I feel that I am nothing in his heart! It seems that I become so important when no one is around! It turned out to be just a substitute! !

18, time goes by, like a lifetime ago! Only the little fool is very simple and trapped himself in a beautiful fairy tale world! The frog prince has relentlessly given up! He has always had a spiritual substitute! The princess's heart ached after watching many episodes. It turns out that I'm just a girl in gray. .

19 In the 23rd episode of Fly to Heaven, holiday cried and said to Jaden: Actually, there is a hole in my heart. You are just a substitute. I feel sorry for you. . . It turns out that the free and easy appearance is just a prop of the festival. As it turns out, this hole has never been filled. It turns out that the hardest thing to cheat is yourself.

20. after paying more than n, he still doesn't look at you. After all, it's just a substitute. Just replacing others. Still a person, I feel happy when I look at his happiness. What I always believed was a scam.

2 1, I have been in love for so long, only to find that I am just a substitute! My friend told me that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress that person, but in the end I only seem to impress myself! Ha ha! I am really speechless! Finally, I only remember that I loved it deeply in this story with no ending!

22. In retrospect, I found that I missed too much. I learned about other people's past and found myself just a substitute. If I see the picture on the library card, will the result change? The love letter is like this. You will always find out how happy you are in the eyes of others.

23. It suddenly dawned on me that I actually looked like a fool. Maybe I was just a substitute that year, just filling his loneliness, and then when they should meet again, I was kicked out of the game. It turned out to be very simple, but I was too careless and complicated.

24. In fact, after so long, I found that I have never forgotten you in my heart. I know I've always been a substitute. I gave you the best I could, but I never got a word I love you. I've been indulging myself since I left you, but I've been spinning around and standing still. You have forgotten me, haven't you? If one day we meet, will it be too direct for me to say I love you?

25. It turns out that I have always loved someone who doesn't love myself. I didn't understand until it was over. I'm just a substitute that can't replace her.

26. When you know that you are only the shadow of others, it turns out that you are just a substitute, and your heart will die. She is not wrong about this.

27. oh Turns out I'm just a substitute. I overestimated myself. I think too much about my position in your heart, hehe, I see. Who really can't live without it! It was all me. I was wrong. I think too much. I trust you too much. In the future, I won't! !

28. I'm a bitch again. I ran to other people's space to see the traces of their original love. I feel sad and feel that I am an unnecessary person. Am I just a substitute?

29, people are really strange, sometimes it is like knowing the answer, and when you know the answer, you will regret why you asked! I used to feel like I was back! When I was in my eyes again, I recalled a lot. . . . It turns out that my fantasy about myself is just a substitute!

30. It turns out that everything is fake. It turned out to be just a substitute. It's okay, dear yourself. Let's calm down, because as the saying goes, it never rains but it pours. When you are sick, your heart will kill you. Tell yourself these words and let yourself know that you can only believe in yourself, because you really exist, cherish yourself, cherish the future and live well, dear yourself. You are the best.

3 1, female: "I don't know what else I can give you, or I can't give you what you want. I have been trying to cooperate with you, even I don't know myself, and you are still not satisfied. Please tell me what else I can do. I just found out that I have always been a substitute, and it is a substitute that you are not satisfied with. " Man: " ...

32. No one wants to be just a backup and a spare tire. Only when the car has a flat tire will he remember that there is a spare tire behind it. Don't just remember that a silly person has been waiting for him when he doesn't care.

When I know that the person I love has been living with another person in my heart, my heart is like a torn pain and I feel like a neglected shell substitute. I once fantasized about a bright future, and I want to go on bravely. My heart is completely cold and desperate. I don't want to argue, quarrel or care, because I am scarred and have no strength anymore, just want to be quiet …

34. It turns out that I am just a substitute; Originally happy or not, only a few words can affect me; It turns out that I have been cheated by you; It turned out that you betrayed yourself; It turns out that you have always been a master; I totally lost. It turns out that I am still very hurt.

Tonight, I went to see two legendary "handsome guys" with a full stomach of excitement and questions, and I also knew what I wanted to know. It turns out that I'm just a substitute, but I don't deserve to be a substitute. I don't feel that way. I can't afford it. I feel quite relaxed. That woman is very happy.

36. I accidentally bumped into XXX's Baidu space ... and saw the space they wrote, which made my husband and wife feel sick. I didn't say anything. I lied to myself. Only then did I find myself just a substitute. Oh, I feel stupid. Be strong after crying, and I will always put you in the position of a friend. That's it! Tomorrow's sunshine is waiting for me!

I thought I was a third party, but now I find I'm just a substitute. I suddenly feel confused when I like being liked and love being loved, because I can't tell whether that sentence is true or not in the world with her. Everyone seems to be acting. . . . .

38.emmm can't accept this love in her life. The heroine's past life can also be regarded as "another woman" ... she is just a substitute for her past life. A woman's head is green.

39. Who would have thought that he was just a substitute? This feeling is really hard.

40. The happiness I want to grasp for the first time.