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A man is holding a turtle and writing a fairy tale?

Fables: "The Tortoise and the Hare", "Contradiction", "The Farmer and the Snake", "The Flying Tortoise", "The North Wind and the Sun", "The Farmer and the Goldfish", "Mr. Dong Guo" "With the Wolf", "Fish in Troubled Waters", "The Wolf and the Lamb Escaped into the Temple", "The Fox and the Woodcutter"

History: "The Iron Rod Grinded into a Needle", "The Cunning Rabbit Three Caves", "Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage" , "The old horse knows the way", "Empress Lu is in power", "Self-recommendation", "Burning the cauldron and sinking the boat", "Learning Buddhist scriptures and seeking the Buddha", "The blind man touches the elephant", "Sun Pang's battle of wits"

Myth: "Kua Fu Chasing the Sun" , "Nuwa Mends the Sky", "Hou Yi Shoots the Sun", "The Flame Emperor Shen Nong", "The Rise of the Yellow Emperor", "The God of War Chi You and the Compass", "The Mysterious Girl of the Nine Heavens", "The God of Drought", "Chang'e Steals the Spiritual Pill" ", "Three Beats of Bone Demons"

The Tortoise and the Hare

The rabbit has four legs and can run very fast.

The turtle also has four legs. It crawls, crawls, crawls so slowly.

One day, the hare met the tortoise and said with a smile: "Turtle, tortoise, let's race, okay?" The tortoise knew that

The hare was making fun of him and stared at a pair of little Eyes, ignore or step on them. The hare knew that the tortoise did not dare to race with him, so he waggled his ears and jumped happily, and made up a folk song to laugh at him:

Turtle, turtle, crawl, crawl,

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We go out early in the morning to pick flowers;

Turtle, turtle, take a walk,

They are still here in the evening.

The tortoise got angry and said: "Rabbit, rabbit, don't be so arrogant, let's race."

"What, what? Tortoise, what did you say?"

"Let's race now."

When the rabbit heard this, he almost burst out laughing: "Turtle, do you really dare to race with me? Well, let's start from here, Let's see who runs to the big tree at the foot of the mountain first! One, two, three, ---"

The rabbit ran as fast as he could. It was so fast, I ran very far in a short time. He looked back and saw that the tortoise had only crawled a short distance.

He thought to himself: What a big joke that the tortoise dared to race with the hare! I'll sleep here for a long time and let him crawl here

No, let him crawl to the front. I will catch up with him in a few jumps. "La la la, la la la, victory must be mine

Well!" Rabbit leaned his body to the ground, closed his eyelids, and really fell asleep.

As for the tortoise, he crawled really slowly, but he kept crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling, and by the time he reached the rabbit, he was exhausted.

. The hare is still sleeping, and the tortoise also wants to take a rest, but he knows that the hare can run faster than him, and he can only win if he keeps crawling. So, he kept crawling, crawling, crawling forward. We are getting closer and closer to the big tree, only a few dozen steps away, a few steps, a few steps... Finally we are here.

Where is the rabbit? He is still sleeping! The rabbit woke up and looked back. Alas, why was the turtle missing? Looking forward again, hey

Ah, this is incredible! The turtle has climbed under the big tree. The rabbit was very anxious at first sight, and hurriedly caught up, but it was already too late. The tortoise had already won. The turtle won.

The hare runs fast and the tortoise runs slowly. Why did the tortoise win this race?