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Fifty sentences about the helplessness of rising oil prices
2.92 full, debt full, 95 full, bankruptcy, 98 full, three generations of repayment.
My darling, the fat reduction has not been successful, and the oil price has risen secretly again. Although gas is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "Fill it up", which made my originally poor life "worse"
I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of oil rose again. As an ordinary person, I sincerely hope for world peace.
Fortunately, I didn't wander around because of the rise in oil prices, or I was blocked.
The oil price is so expensive that I can't afford Volvo.
7. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't use oil, and I am a bicycle. Cyclists have an affair all their lives!
8. Oil prices skyrocketed and wages did not rise. Boy, for the first time, I felt that I couldn't afford nine dollars, which was too expensive.
9. Keeping a car is really more expensive than raising a child. Speaking of refueling, it's really too expensive, which makes me very helpless!
10. Don't shout for gas, the oil price is so expensive now!
1 1. The school sports meeting, the final sprint 1000 meters, made a fat man unable to hold on. Everyone kept shouting "Come on, come on" at the fat man. As a result, the fat man fell from the second place to the sixth place in the cheers of everyone. . . After the end, everyone asked the fat man why he shouted "Come on, slow down", and the fat man lamented: the oil price is too expensive to pay!
12. This dubbing is definitely in line with the mood of refueling, and the oil is expensive, so the car can't afford to refuel.
13. No money to refuel.
14. We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
15. I'm so poor this month that I can't even afford to add gas.
16. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.
17. What is short is a journey, and what is long is life. Go on road trip can help you meet a better self. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
On the helplessness of rising oil prices Part II 18. The oil price keeps rising, and I can hardly afford to eat fried dough sticks.
19. Add a new wish, listen to the song of Mayday and come to road trip once. Oil prices are rising, so you can't afford to drive.
20. A few years later, the oil price in a certain country continued to soar and climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. It's like saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: 654.38+ 10,000 yuan of pre-stored oil, one domestic car; Pre-stored 200,000 fuel costs and sent a mid-range car; 500 thousand gas money and a luxury car in advance
2 1. But don't delay my domineering words. Fill it up! I regretted it in an instant.
22. Oil prices have gone up secretly again. I don't want to buy clothes. After a tank of oil is filled with 400, I absolutely dare not take it lightly. Oil is so expensive!
23. The oil price has gone up again, and the driver really has no idea, so use this method to save fuel!
24. Oil price is too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!
25. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
26. Good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil prices has nothing to do with me.
27. I don't have the courage to carry your world, but I seem to have less courage to leave your world.
28. The oil price is too expensive now. In the past, a full tank of oil was about 360 yuan, but now it is 4 18, and it is almost impossible to fill it up.
29. Come on, come on, come with me and go to road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so we can't go to road trip.
30. I want to travel alone, carry a simple bag, embark on a journey, walk through one strange city after another, and feel the beautiful natural scenery, gorgeous ethnic customs and long history and culture. Put aside the troubles of the world, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, find a quiet and luxurious place, enjoy the chic of travel, and do whatever you want in Dont Ask For Help.
3 1. Oil price is too expensive. Target Tesla.
32. I can't stand it. The price of oil is too high. I have no money to refuel. I can't drive. Goodbye!
33. Since the rise of oil price, I dare not step on the gas pedal when driving outside.
34. Bad news: oil prices have risen.
About the helplessness of rising oil prices, 35. A backpack, some books, all my favorite songs, driving a car and traveling with a chic heart. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
36. The price of braised chicken in the canteen has gone up. Colleagues asked why. Aunt in the canteen said that the price of oil has gone up. We thought braised chicken was not made of gasoline. Aunt also said that you don't eat gasoline, and my car eats gasoline.
37. A person, go on road trip, met his true self on the road. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
38. Why has the oil price gone up again? My dad said that my monthly living expenses would be 50 yuan less.
39. I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the mood along the way. That kind of life is what I want.
40. Oil price is more expensive than pork, so you can afford pork and can't afford to drive.
4 1. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can't afford to add gas, sometimes I am particularly helpless!
42. The fuel consumption of automobiles is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.
43. This is really enviable. Oil prices have gone up again here, and resources are really unbalanced.
44. Oil price is too expensive to drive. I want to take the subway.
45. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.
46. The breakfast shop downstairs is also selling 2 yuan fried dough sticks because of the rising oil price. 5 yuan each.
47. Although the oil price rises again and again, it has never delayed my domineering sentence: fill it up.
48. Although the oil price rises again and again, it has never delayed my domineering words. Fill it up! This beating role always reminds you to come on, come on!
49. "The car ran out of gas on the way, and it was another unpleasant day."
50. Travel is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself-the truest self. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
When the oil price rises, the circle of friends who take the subway to work will tell 50 sentences in the highlights.
The circle of friends who go to work by subway when the oil price rises (I) 1. A short journey is a long life. Go on road trip can help you meet a better self. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
2. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, and it's gone before I know it!
3. Drive your own car and enjoy your own scenery! Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
Mom said that the oil price is too expensive to drive. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.
Seeing that 5 yuan has risen to 9 yuan, I haven't bought a car yet. Is it necessary to buy a car?
I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
7. The sudden rise in oil prices made my life worse, and I didn't turn on the battery.
8. The oil price is too expensive to drive. Don't drive if it's not necessary!
9. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.
10. This car hasn't moved for 50 days. Want to make my money? Difficulties.
1 1. Now the oil price is too expensive to drive, and you will get carsick after taking the bus for two days.
12. It's really painful to refuel the car. Every time it's hundreds of dollars, I think it's totally unbearable!
13. Do you carpool? I go to work in Weifang Economic Zone from Anqiu every day. Oil prices are too expensive now. Find a friend.
14. I don't have the courage to carry your world, but I don't seem to have the courage to leave your world.
15. You can buy a bicycle, add five tanks of gas, and you can buy an electric car. Oil prices are soaring, and you can't afford to drive.
16. The oil price is too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!
17. The oil price is too expensive. Target Tesla.
The circle of friends who go to work by subway is saying (2) 18. The price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford to drive. Let's talk about it later, environmental protection travel.
19. Oil prices have gone up again, almost 30 cents. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.
20.92 is full, and my legs are soft. Fill it up and you will lose everything. Fill it up with 98, and I'll pay you back in three generations.
2 1. When the oil price exceeds that of 8 yuan, driving is too expensive. I'm going to go to work by bike.
22. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, the pressure is reduced, and in severe cases, the crankcase explodes). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.
By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..
24. I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of oil rose again. As an ordinary person, I sincerely hope for world peace.
25. Xu Xiake sent him to Daoshan. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
26. The oil price is really too expensive to burn more than 500 a week!
27. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!
28. A sentence full of 95 makes people feel powerless, and the already poor life is worse! Oil prices have gone up again!
29. This is not China oil, but China gold.
30. All the friends in the circle of friends are traveling in Britain and America, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.
3 1. Now everything goes up, oil prices go up, and wages don't go up. I can't take it anymore.
Don't meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.
33. Oil prices are expensive, so are poems and distant places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!
34. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "
Oil prices have risen, and friends who take the subway to work have been talking about it (Chapter III) 35. Go far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
36. The oil price is too high, and people who go to work have changed to electric cars. I want to change them, too
I suddenly decided to lose weight. What can my dog do, camel me? It can't camel me, how can I have the money to refuel?
38. The gas bill has gone up. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
39. We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
40. Suddenly the oil price has nothing to do with me. It's really comfortable at home.
4 1. This is probably the sadness in my life. I have no money to refuel. From then on, I began to walk to work!
42. I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.
43. As soon as the tachometer turns, the blood pressure goes up. I really can't stand it this time. Oil prices have gone up again.
44. Long is long, and oil prices are too expensive. Ride a small electric donkey instead.
45. Driving on the road, the beautiful scenery never falls. The price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
46. The price of oil is too expensive. Oh, my God, the price has gone up again. I really can't afford to live.
47. Again, the oil price is expensive, and you must never lose your temperament!
48. Travel is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself-the truest self. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
49. I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
50. The oil price is too expensive now. In the past, a full tank of oil was about 360 yuan, but now it is 4 18, and it is almost impossible to fill it up.
Forty jokes expressed by friends circle about rising oil prices.
A funny sentence in the circle of friends expressing the rising oil price is 1.57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, so can the oil price.
I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
4. The oil price is too expensive, and so is the poem and you in the distance. I can't even afford to add gas without a little effort, which makes me cry and go for a ride.
5.92 recharge, debt recharge, 95 recharge, bankruptcy, 98 recharge, third-generation repayment.
6. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "
7. Friends in the circle of friends are all traveling in Britain and the United States, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.
I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
The first stop of go on road trip on September 5 1 Day, as long as there is a beach in your heart, anywhere is Maldives. Unfortunately, the oil price has gone up and the car is out of gas.
10. The oil price is too expensive. Target Tesla.
1 1. The price has gone up again. I don't deserve to go to work with a monthly salary of 3 thousand yuan.
12. The oil price is too expensive to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.
13. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want more dogs.
14. No money to refuel.
15. In order to protect the environment, purify the air, force yourself to travel green (the oil price is too expensive).
16. good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil prices has nothing to do with me.
17. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, we will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
18. I used to add a box of oil about 360 yuan, but now I add 4 18. I can't afford to add it.
19. If I can, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.
20. As soon as the tachometer turns, the blood pressure comes up. I really can't stand it this time. Oil prices have gone up again.
Friends circle expresses the funny sentence 2 2 1 about rising oil prices. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.
During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )
23. Drive your own car and enjoy your own scenery! Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
24. Add a new wish, listen to the song of Mayday and come to road trip once. Oil prices are rising, so you can't afford to drive.
25. The atmosphere is so full that I don't want to leave in the car. Even now, oil prices are too expensive to drive.
26. In the face of the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.
27. The oil price is very expensive, so are poems and distant places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!
28. The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.
My darling, the fat reduction has not been successful, and the oil price has risen secretly again. Although oil is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "Fill it up", which made my poor life "worse".
30. Dear new energy owners, I'm sorry. I spoke too loudly before. Where is the oil? This is obviously Jamlom's tears.
3 1. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.
32. What is short is the journey, and what is long is life. Go on road trip can help you meet a better self. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
33. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
34. Oil prices are expensive, so are poems and distant places. I feel distressed when I refuel, and I feel arrogant when I step on the gas pedal.
35. As soon as I impulsively take a car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.
36. The cost of fuel has risen to 8. It's 57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.
37. When crude oil goes up, so do I.. Crude oil has an effect on me! I don't drop crude oil, I'm different from crude oil!
38. Oil prices have gone up again, and cars can't afford to drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!
39. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, I don't know yet!
40. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.
Oil prices have risen, and the owner's funny jokes tell forty highlights.
When oil prices rose, the owner told a funny story of 1. It's really annoying to refuel the car. Every time it is hundreds of oceans, I think all this is completely unbearable!
The fuel consumption of the car has become useless. Can't afford gasoline.
3. Crude oil goes up, so do I, and crude oil has an impact on me! I don't drop crude oil, I'm different from crude oil!
I really want to travel with you all the time if I can. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.
This dubbing is absolutely perfect, which is in line with my mood when I refuel. Oil is more expensive than meat, cars can afford it, but oil can't.
6. There is no pressure to make money. For example, I can't afford to drive when the oil price rises.
7. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.
One day after 8.3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much is it?" I said, "Add 1000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this? Just fill it up. " "No, you have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to keep the money." "I'll write you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you." Master leng along while. "Damn, awesome, private cars dare to come and refuel."
9. I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive. I'd better ride a bike.
10. Is it because the oil price is too expensive? There are fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.
1 1. Add one box of oil to buy a bicycle and three boxes of oil to buy a battery car!
12. The oil price is too expensive, and people who go to work change their electric cars one after another. I want to change them, too
13. A few years later, the oil price in a country continued to skyrocket and climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. This is the same as saving phone bills to send mobile phones. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: prepay the fuel fee of 654.38+10,000 yuan, and send a domestic car; Pre-stored fuel costs of 200,000 yuan, and send a mid-range car; Save 500 thousand gas money to send luxury cars ...
14. Love your car and enjoy the scenery all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
15. Wednesday is the member day of CNOOC Card again, and now we only refuel on the member day. The oil price is too expensive to drive …
16. Now the oil price is too expensive to drive, and you will get carsick after taking the bus for two days.
17. Oil price is more expensive than pork, so you can afford pork and don't drive.
18. Now that the oil price has risen so much, I can't afford to drive. Wrap it up and keep it safe.
19. I want to travel by car alone. I don't need a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry some books on my back, enjoy them leisurely in the sea of flowers and seaweed, and wander in the sea of books in my spare time. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.
20. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is distressed by my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.
Oil prices rose, and the funny jokes of car owners talked about the second 2 1. Let's not meet again. The price of oil is so high, which makes the life that is not rich already worse.
22. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.
23. It's too hot. But the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.
24. Go to road trip, I'll take you, and you take money and gas pipes. The number of places is limited, only three people. You can't push it if you have more. The price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
25. Friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States and the United States, and I am shouting that oil prices have gone up again.
26. Do you carpool? I go to work in Weifang Economic Zone from Anqiu every day. Oil prices are too expensive now. Find a friend.
27. I heard people say that I can't afford a car before, but now I know that I can really afford a car, but I can't afford to drive it.
28. I started to travel by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.
29. In the face of the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.
30. I don't have the courage to carry your world, but I don't seem to have the courage to leave your world.
3 1. This is not China oil, but China gold.
32. It really hurts to refuel in the car, which makes me feel bleeding. It's really terrible!
33. The oil price has gone up again, and cars can't afford to drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!
34. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has risen again. This oil price.
35. People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices, saying that any increase in oil prices would have no pressure and little impact. I heard that the oil price has risen again for no reason, and the people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applauded.
36. The rise in oil prices is still beneficial, and my driving habits have obviously improved.
37. The rising price of gasoline, taxi, subway and traffic jam forced Lao Zi to make the most important decision in his life. . . . . . I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !
38. Travel is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself-the truest self. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
39. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..
40. You can't travel far for the time being, because the oil price is too expensive.
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