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People who know how to do things will laugh! Whoever bought these cars must have a story.

For many friends who don't know about cars, the feeling of seeing a car on the road may be: Is this a Toyota or a Honda? It should be Toyota or Honda anyway. This car should be more than 200 thousand! In fact, many models in the automobile market at present can't be judged by their appearance alone. In the eyes of ordinary people and old drivers, identical cars will have a great contrast.

Ordinary people: Isn't Tesla an electric car? Why the blue card? The fake license plate was reported!

The old driver smiled: you don't understand this!

Tesla 20 14 entered the domestic sales. From 20 16, 12 and 1, the country began to use the new energy vehicle number plate in some big cities on a pilot basis, and it was not until 20 1 17 that the new energy vehicle number plate was officially used in the whole country, so all the friends who bought Tesla before this time were blue cards.

Then why the first batch of leeks? In fact, you can imagine that the current charging equipment and facilities are not perfect enough, and it is often the case that electric car owners are looking for charging piles all over the street. If we go back to five years ago, the use environment of electric vehicles will only get worse. In addition, Tesla's own battery life and charging speed were relatively average at that time. Flower1800,000 Where did all the friends who bought electric cars come from?

However, almost all the people who bought this car at first were rich, so it may be the idea of more people to regard it as an early adopter toy, and there may be several cars at home. Time has passed, and now this batch of blue Tesla is better than nothing, and it has depreciated to almost no second-hand car chamber of commerce, but Tesla is not the Tesla of that year.

After waking up, Tesla, teased, criticized and teased by countless people, has become the most valuable automobile company in the world. On June 10, US Eastern Time, Tesla's share price broke through the 1000 mark, and its market value reached19065438+22 million US dollars. For a new energy automobile company with only 17, such performance makes those century-old automobile companies feel embarrassed.

But as a young new energy automobile company, its future potential may be favored by many investors. Tesla has a wild imagination and creativity, and has been constantly innovating on the way forward. It sent the car into space, and the pickup truck Cybertruck has a subversive era. The three-electric technology and intelligent driving technology are far ahead. Now it has set up a factory in Shanghai and rolled off the assembly line early. These are Tesla's capital!

Ordinary people: a free light with two red trailer hooks, what a big tail wolf!

The old driver smiled: this is a high-performance version, much more powerful!

The red trailer hook of free light was not added later, but the original factory. Jeep is a professional brand. Although free light has become an urban SUV, as long as you have money, you can still buy a high-performance version of Trailhawk with strong off-road capability. In addition to the red trailer hook, the LOGO on the fender and the rear of the car does not look like ordinary free light!

Trailhawk High Performance Edition is highly recognized, not only with 2.0T+9AT? The high-performance powertrain is also equipped with low-speed torque amplification function and Rock? Rock mode, brand-new high-performance chassis, Climbing ratio of 5 1.2: 1. Most importantly, the Trailhawk high-performance version is also equipped with the only mechanically controlled rear differential lock in its class. After hanging the lock, climbing is basically the same as playing.

Of course, if you are looking at an older Freelight model, it may be a six-cylinder engine. In the early days, free light was sold in the form of import, and the powertrain was divided into two types: 2.4L four-cylinder and 3.2L six-cylinder The six-cylinder model is much better in power and driving performance. However, due to imports and six cylinders, the price of this model has to be nearly 500,000 yuan at the beginning, and of course, few people buy it.

However, the driver of this car may get a 60% discount. It stands to reason that even if a car is discounted, the price should not be so cheap. 300,000 for a 60% discount. In fact, it was influenced by the big explosion in Tianjin Port in August 20 15. At that time, many imported models docked in the port were not directly damaged, but were sold at a discount after renovation, so very cheap imported models appeared, including imported free light.

The high-performance version of free light can not only ensure the driving comfort of urban road conditions, but also ensure the extremely high off-road ability. However, due to its high price, it actually plays a more important role in highlighting Jeep's brand image and taking responsibility for the flagship model of Free Light. In fact, there are only a handful of sales, which are hard to see on the road.

Ordinary people: There is a sign in front of the car door. You think you are a Ferrari!

The old driver smiled: don't tell me, this is really half a Ferrari!

Alfa Romeo has always been a very small brand. After all, it has only been sold in China for a few years, so many ordinary people know little about this brand. In fact, Alfa Romeo and Ferrari can be said to be in the same strain, both of which are sports car brands from Italy. Giulia, as one of the medium-sized cars, is also a three-series price, which is often sold at a discount.

However, if you see a four-leaf clover sign in front of Giulia's car door, you should know that this is not an ordinary Giulia, and its domestic guide price should be close to 950,000 yuan. Ordinary Giulia is equipped with a 2.0T engine, and the four-leaf clover version is equipped with a 2.9T V6 engine. Is this engine Ferrari California? The V8 engine on the T became the heart of Juliet's four-leaf clover version after removing two cylinders. The maximum horsepower is 565,438+00 horses, the peak torque exceeds 600 Nm, and the acceleration time of 100 kilometers is 3.9s.

In addition to the engine, the Giulia four-leaf clover version actually has a lot of Ferrari technology, so it is not an exaggeration to say that the Giulia four-leaf clover version is half a Ferrari. And at the time of development, this model was not upgraded from the ordinary Alfa Romeo Giulia. On the contrary, at the beginning of the design, this version of Giulia four-leaf clover was built first, and then more than 300,000 ordinary 2.0T models were sold.

Giulia's four-leaf clover logo is also very interesting. Hugo Silva, the legendary racing driver of Alfa Romeo, once worked in Targa of 1923 in order to get rid of the embarrassment of the second child in the Millennium. In the Florio endurance race, he drew a four-leaf clover pattern with a white square background, and then won the championship as he wished. In the same year, he was unfortunately killed in a car accident while trying to drive a new car without the lucky four-leaf clover logo, and the four-leaf clover logo became a legendary symbol of Alfa Romeo, and he won one championship after another with Alfa Romeo.

So, if you see a four-leaf clover Giulia on the road, if you are not driving more than 2 million cars, don't chase it.

Ordinary people: It's just a Passat. What is this?

The old driver smiled: Have you seen Passat with 12 cylinder?

Phaeton: You are Passat. My A-pillar won't break.

As the first full-size luxury car under the Volkswagen brand, Phaeton comes from Dresden Glass Factory, named after phoebus apollo in ancient Greek mythology, which shows the comfort, power and technical potential of the Volkswagen brand. The Phaeton top version costs more than two million yuan, and the expensive price is that it is equipped with the W 12 engine that is rare in cars all over the world.

Unfortunately, Phaeton not only hangs Volkswagen's VW logo, but also looks a bit like Passat, which is too low-key. Few people choose Phaeton, and even if the price is reduced by V6 engine, it still can't be sold. In 20 15, after Piech left Volkswagen, he sold a car, lost a phaeton and lost his last umbrella. A year later, he was shut down. ?

"Is this Phaeton yours?" "No, this is the company's."

"Whose company is that?" "This company is mine!"

However, this model has become the object of ridicule by many people, and it has also appeared in TV dramas. If Jolin knew anything about cars, she would have found out that the Passat driven by Zou Beiye was a million-level Volkswagen Phaeton, and she would not be angry with him in the end. Rich people pretend to be poor, and people care about this person; The poor pretend to be rich, while others care about honesty.

Contrary to Phaeton, it should be Chrysler 300C C, which is only an extreme. Millions of luxury cars are inappropriately low-key, and 300,000 to 400,000 cars are high-profile like Bentley.

The exterior of Chrysler 300C is designed like a luxury car. With a car length of more than five meters and a wheelbase of three meters, as well as a relatively square body line, coupled with the design of the front face, at first glance, it looks like a traditional luxury car, which makes the appearance of Chrysler 300C very deceptive. What's more, the logo is still similar to Bentley's wing shape, so it is the existence of millions of luxury cars in the eyes of ordinary people.

In fact, Chrysler's guide price is only 39.99-49.10.9 million yuan. Because the sales volume is not good, there is a discount of about100000 in the market, so the domestic price is actually similar to that of Series 3 and mercedes benz c.

Of course, there are many cars on the market that only old drivers can understand, such as 400 thousand Golf R and Fox rs, and 700 thousand Civic Type? R, there are other small and unpopular models and so on. There are still many obvious differences between them. Cars are sometimes as unfathomable as people. Never judge a person by his appearance, or it will be a joke.

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