Classic lines of both parties

Classic quotations refer to the records of words full of philosophy and special meanings. Classic quotations generally come from the original base of classic quotations and are generally used in formal style. Now it refers to new words that can arouse people's thoughts and have certain communication power, such as the words of celebrities, netizens and social events.

Party A Party B

First, Ying Da was addicted to General Patton.

General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week. Even coca-cola is not original! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the back wholesale them to Daoye, Belgium. Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian prostitutes. Oh, our mouths stink. We can't kiss those Parisians who welcome us!

Ge You: General, I can't find the map of Germany. Please make it up with the map of Nanjing!

Liang Zi: Congress doesn't want to end the war before 1944. We are not going to provide bread for the whole of Europe.

Then he was dragged out and shot.

Second, Ge You Liu Bei met an aunt who danced yangko in the street:

Ge You:? Aunt, are you forty?

Aunt:? I'm 78 this year?

Liu Bei:? I really can't see that you want to wear makeup again, saying that you are still believed when you are 38. ?

Three, Ge You saw a woman standing by the river, jumped into the river and died:

Running and shouting: girl, girl!

A girl who was kissing her boyfriend turned around and said, is that me?

Ge You continued to run, shouting: Not you, go on.

Run to that woman.

Ge You: One year ago today, I jumped from here and was saved. Now I feel stupid at that time.

Woman: Do you think you are not stupid today? I practice qigong here.

Four, tout a thief on the bus.

Ge You: You see, that gentleman looks like a rich man, rich and from the right path. He is handsome and rich!

Liu Bei: That's right. Look how that suit suits him, just as he likes it more and more.

Ge You: Look at Mr. Wang's hands, and you will know that he has never done any work. He must be playing the piano.

Liu Bei: Well, that's true.

Ge You: Let's see how people pay for bags. Look, look, just pinch it with two fingers so gently that no one knows.

Liu Bei: Hey, it seems that the gentleman didn't take out his wallet.

Ge You: Hello, thief? Catch thieves.

V. Fu Biao who wants to suffer indignities.

Liang Zi: "Go back to your master's wife, Zhang's rent is still confiscated!" "

Ge You: "That won't do. We must do it according to the contract. The landlord has no surplus grain! "

Liang Zi: "Yes, pig, their family ate it by themselves yesterday, and the big girl left the west exit the day before yesterday."

Ge You: "What about the second girl?"

"Let the landlord Li's family take it away first, and now only the tenant Zhang is left."

Ge You: "What about that boy?"

Question: "Where are you talking so much nonsense? You are asking around. Come, find someone. "

(tenant Zhang pushes the door in) "I'm Zhang, live!"

Liu Bei: "Liang Zi, since Mr. Zhang is here, let all our mules, horses and other big animals rest!" " () Come back and take Mr. Zhang to change clothes. It's not like work! "

Zhang was so tired that he fell asleep. Ge You was trying to poke a cigarette rod, but Liu Bei stopped him. Liu Bei tore the hair clasp off his head and asked Ge You, "Can you tie it?" Ge You asked Liang Zi, "What do you think?" Liang Zi said, "Don't go too far."

Liu Bei hesitated whether to tie it up.

Zhang woke up suddenly (Liu Bei's "Oh, you scared me to death"). "You are too bossy. I'm going to the consumer association to sue you! "

Sixth, who wants to be a hero?

Richie: You want to give me a honey trap. I'm waiting!

Liu Bei: Then tell me what Mr. Yao told you!

Richie: I won't tell you if you kill me!

Richie dropped a flowerpot from upstairs and signaled to his partner that he didn't want to hit Ge You on the head.

Richie: I didn't mean to break it.

Question: nonsense, even if you are intentional, you can't throw it so accurately!

Ge You struggled on the ground: Quick, go and save Comrade Lenin first?

Seven, to suffer in the ravine, especially the boss.

My second uncle: Ah, there you are. Boss, you have become a weasel. At night, his eyes glow green.

Yao Yuan: Does he want to eat meat now?

My second uncle: He even eats rats, but he just eats people.

Yao Yuan: Did he eat all the chickens in our yard?

Second Aunt: He didn't let all the chickens in the village go.

Peng cranium face especially the boss eating chicken legs in the car:

? No one can cheat my car, okay? I want to sleep with lobster all my life?

Eight, Ge You for a couple with cancer loans to buy a house.

? A marriage without a house is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy. ?

Is it more practical to say this sentence ten years later?

Nine, the end

1997 has passed and I miss it very much. Ge You said at the end.

To be honest, I miss it, too.

That year, I was a junior.

That year, I just came back from far away.

That year, there were loud shouts downstairs on the 4th.