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Different Shakespeare
In the first act of the play, sampson and Gregory, servants of Juliet's father, came out to talk cross talk. Sampson said: "As long as I do it, they will taste my tough hand: I am a famous juror." Gregory said, "Fortunately, you are not a fish; Otherwise, you are a poor bug. " From "a suit of meat" to "a suit of fish", do you feel that Zhang Fei has suddenly become a cute Doraemon? Two soldiers with shields and swords are really cute.
Don't think that Romeo is just a gentle and enthusiastic aristocratic son, and he will talk nonsense. Look at his conversation with his friend Mercutio:
Silly goose, when did Romeo go wild without you?
Mercutio, that's interesting. I can't wait to bite you.
Romeo, good goose, don't bite me.
Mercutio, your jokes are sweet and spicy; It's just spicy soy sauce.
Isn't it wonderful to add hot sauce to Romeo's beautiful goose?
Mercutio, witty remarks, more and more horizontal!
Romeo crossed well; You stupid goose turned into a fat goose.
The bickering between two good friends, one thinks the other is a silly goose, and the other thinks he is a silly goose, laughing and cursing Romeo's desire for love to the extreme. Shakespeare is amazing!
It is inappropriate to say that Shakespeare is a stage actor. He should be a senior spiritual teacher. He expressed his views on love through Father Lawrence's mouth: "The sweetest honey can numb the taste; Less passionate love will last for a long time; Too fast and too slow, the results will not be complete. " Regarding sadness, although he felt that "the time spent in sadness seems to be extraordinarily long", he advised us: "Appropriate sadness can show the depth of feelings, and excessive sadness can prove the lack of wisdom." So he suggested that we "think twice before doing anything;" If you run too fast, you will slip. "Anyway, these simple words make people feel suddenly enlightened?
Therefore, Shakespeare is all over the world and is ahead of the times.
Let's see what Juliet's father said about his daughter's sadness:
"You have a boat, sea and wind in your little body; Because your eyes are the sea, there will always be tears rising and falling there; Your body is a ship, sailing on this ocean of tears; Your sigh is the wind on the sea; Your body can't stand the wind and waves, and it will be wiped out in this rough sea. "
This is the most extreme sad description I have seen so far. The picture created by the ship, the sea and the wind hurts a hundred times more than the phrase "sadness flows against the river".
It is the translator Zhu Shenghao who can appreciate the infinite charm of Shakespeare's plays. He translated 365,438+0 of Shakespeare's 37 plays with amazing perseverance. He died of illness at the age of 32. Zhu Shenghao in the photo is a young man with clear eyes, and his innocent heart is set off by a long gown. He is an eternal messenger and an immortal bridge between Shakespeare more than 400 years ago and later readers.
When I closed the complete works of Shakespeare, I couldn't help thinking in a trance. In the afternoon of the sultry rainy season, there seems to be a kind of "joy beyond all joys" spreading in the bottom of my heart like a clear spring, which is the joy of reading and the beauty of existence.
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