Humorous jokes in drunken county magistrate's verdict

Humorous jokes in drunken county magistrate's verdict

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who liked to drink. His face is red and he is drunk all day. After drinking, he will play tricks on his officials and make fun of them.

One day, he drank his face like a monkey's ass and began to stagger.

He called two officials, Wang Jia and Zhao Yi, and ordered them to arrest three people within three days, or each person would be beaten forty boards.

Wang Jia and Zhao Yi asked, "I wonder which three people your master wants to arrest?"

The magistrate blushed and said, "A man in the middle, a man in the grass, looks like a man."

Wang Jia and Zhao Yi knew that this was because the stupid official had drunk enough yellow soup to make trouble, so they said in unison, "God never shuts one door but he opens another. If we go to a crowded place on the street, there will always be a way. "

They came to the busy street and saw a pregnant woman walking slowly with a big belly.

Wang Jia said to Zhao Yi, "Look, brother, isn't that a middleman?"

Zhao Yi saw that, yes, an adult is pregnant with a villain and is a "person".

Two people also can't say anything, stepped forward and took the pregnant woman to the county government.

The next day, it rained in Mao Mao.

Wang Jia and Zhao Yi came to the street again, and saw a farmer wearing hemp fiber and hat, peddling vegetables along the street.

Wang Jia patted Zhao Yi on the shoulder: "Brother, look, isn't that a person in the grass?"

Zhao Yi saw that, yes, there was a man hiding in the grass, a "man in the grass".

The two men stepped forward and took the farmer to the county government.

On the third day, a temple fair was held in the street. With a gong, several strong men came up carrying a goddess bodhisattva.

When Wang Jia saw it, he said to Zhao Yi, "Brother, isn't that the all-day bodhisattva' like a man'?"

Zhao Yi thought, yes, the body of clay sculpture and wood carving is really like a person.

So, the two men stepped forward and carried the Bodhisattva to the county government.

In the lobby of the county government, with a shout, the drunken county official got up and walked to the hall.

Seeing this frightening gesture, pregnant women and farmers knelt down in fear and begged for mercy. Only the Buddha stood upright and motionless.

Is the county magistrate drunk? Seeing this man's courage, he dared not kneel in the lobby and grinned at him. He clapped his hands and shouted, "Bold fanatic! Why not kneel in front of this adult? "

Wang Jia hurried forward and attached it to the county magistrate's ear and said, "Tell your lordship that this man loves to drink, and when he drinks, he kneels."

The magistrate was very happy to hear that: my official loves what is in this cup, but he likes it as much as I do!

The magistrate ordered someone to bring a hip flask and pour it into the Buddha's mouth.

This irrigation doesn't matter, but it pours down the chin of Buddha Watanabe.

Seeing that the man was still standing in the same place after drinking, the county magistrate went to the hall and looked closely: "Hey, why doesn't this man have a chin?"

Wang Jia replied: "Adults don't know that this person is still like a human being without drinking, but he is not like a human being after drinking."

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