Funny little jokes

A collection of funny little jokes

A teacher who relies on roll call to retain students is the same as a mistress who relies on pregnancy to retain men. Life needs jokes, and jokes can make us happy. The following is a collection of funny little jokes prepared by the column, let’s laugh together!

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1. A restaurant that is delicious and cheap is not quiet. A restaurant that is quiet and delicious is not cheap. A restaurant that is cheap and quiet is not delicious.

2. On the bus, because it was rush hour after get off work, a young man said: Why are you so crowded? Stop squeezing! I’ve passed several stops and can’t even get off!?

The other guy said: "Brother, stop talking, you are better than me, I'm just passing by and everyone is being squeezed up!"

At this time, an uncle in his forties said He said: ?Everyone give way, everyone give way, let me pass, I am the driver of this bus, who is driving now!?

3. The boss of the mobile company was cursed by a witch, and he was cursed by a witch for a month. Can only say one word.

Find the witch a year later: for. . .

The witch asked: Do you want to know why the words that were not spoken last month cannot be accumulated to the next month.

The boss nodded.

The witch sneered: Have you accumulated my remaining monthly traffic? Have you accumulated it for me in minutes! You fucking want to talk. . . !

4. I posted a message in Moments: I finally got my driver’s license!

Take a look at the intoxicating reply below: Now that you have your driver’s license, can you afford a car?

If you can afford to buy a car, can you get the number?

If you can get the number, can you afford to burn gas?

If you can afford to burn gas, what will you do if you encounter a BMW? What to do?

What should I do if I can’t meet a BMW but meet an old man? A collection of funny little jokes (2)

1. Dear friends and classmates, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming, because There has been a long-standing dispute between meat rice dumplings and date rice dumplings, sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings. If you don’t know my preferences accurately, sending rice dumplings will not convey your feelings better. Therefore, we will not accept rice dumplings during this year’s Dragon Boat Festival. We will only accept cash. We accept cash, once again, we only accept cash!

I buy the rice dumplings myself! I hope everyone will cooperate, thank you!!

2. Solemn notice: Anyone who opens a shop in my circle of friends and sells cars Those who sell watches and narcotics, those who sell underpants and bras, those who sell cosmetics and magical soaps, those who sell clothes, shoes and hats, those who sell bags, facial masks, daily necessities, plane tickets and mobile phone numbers, and those who sell cuteness and photos. Sweet photo. . .

It’s the Dragon Boat Festival, give me whatever you want, thank you for your cooperation! It’s not easy for me either, I’ve been looking at you with big eyes for a year.

3. When I'm not around, you must cover yourself with quilts when you sleep. Don't kick the quilt naughtily to avoid catching a cold. Remember to eat on time. Don't eat too many cold drinks and ice cream when the weather is so hot. I think I think the day we met was still at that time and at that place. Only I would love you so much. Since I love you so much, then you are willing to send me a 5.5 yuan red envelope and let me buy a rice dumpling and let me try the Dragon Boat Festival. Is it the taste of the festival? Collection of funny little jokes (3)

1. Dear friends and classmates, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon. Due to the disputes between meat dumplings and jujube dumplings, sweet dumplings and salty dumplings, Jiu, if you don’t know my preferences accurately, sending rice dumplings will not convey your feelings better, so this year’s Dragon Boat Festival will not accept rice dumplings, only cash, only cash, once again, only cash!

< p> I will buy the rice dumplings myself! I hope everyone will cooperate, thank you!!

2. Solemn notification: Anyone who opens a shop in my circle of friends, sells cars, watches, sleep medicine, pants, bras, and cosmetics There are those selling Heshen Soap, clothes, shoes and hats, bags, facial masks, daily necessities, airline tickets and mobile phone numbers, and there are also those selling cuteness and sweet photos. . .

It’s the Dragon Boat Festival, give me whatever you want, thank you for your cooperation! It’s not easy for me either, I’ve been looking at you with big eyes for a year.

3. When I'm not around, you must cover yourself with quilts when you sleep. Don't kick the quilt naughtily to avoid catching a cold. Remember to eat on time. Don't eat too many cold drinks and ice cream when the weather is so hot. I think I think it was the same day or place when we met. Only I would love you so much. Since I love you so much, then you are willing to send me a 5.5 yuan red envelope and let me buy a rice dumpling and let me taste it during the Dragon Boat Festival. Does it taste? ;