Dalian's joke.

[first statement: this article is forwarded, I don't know who the Lord is. ]

It almost killed me. It's so classic.

The soil in Nanguanling,

The blockade of Malanzi,

The pit of Huabei Road is filled all day;

The pit of Hongling Road,

Huanghe road's lamp,

People in xishan village are going crazy;

Traffic jam on Shandong road,

Demolition of Shengli Road,

Novices in Zhongshan Square can't drive;

The pressure of northwest road,

The climb of southwest road,

The students in Paoyazi can't go home;

The ashes of the harbour bridge,

The water in Haiphong Street,

The cars on Nanshan Road can't run.

Beauty is in Zhongshan,

Han of Xigang,

Big business freaks are everywhere.

Flower of Hualien,

Walmart grass,

Ganjingzi's bachelor runs around.

Ms. Xinghai,

The wolf in Siergou,

Men in Shahekou are hooligans.

The wind in Xinzhai,

The waves in Dayao Bay,

In the golden state,

The new chicken,

Sheep in Shidao Street,

The woman in Chejia Village scared the wolf to death.

Onions are surrounded by water,

Spring willow garlic,

The girl in Nanguanling is the most beautiful.

Dalian is a magical place,

There is a bridge called Qingniwa Bridge.

It is not a bridge;

There is a ditch called Siergou.

It is not a ditch;

There are two shops,

One is Pulandian,

One is Wafangdian,

They are not shops.

There is an island,

It's called Xiaoping Island,

It's not an island.

There is a village,

It's called Chejia Village,

This is not a village.

There is a well,

It's called Ganjingzi,

This is not a well.

There is a mountain,

It's called Mount Tai,

This is not a mountain.

There was a man,

Xia Deren,

He's not human.

There is a hospital,

It's called Xinghai Hospital,

Not in Xinghai,

On Nanshidao Street!

The silver in the blue mud depression,

The waves on the streets of Tianjin,

Xinggong street is not forced;

The wealth of xinghai bay,

Ganjingzi's road,

The employees in high-tech parks are the worst;

Rice in huanghe road,

Cliff bed,

The development zone has the longest fucking overtime;

The ashes of Nanguanling,

The soil in the East China Sea of China,

The air in Lushun is so flying;

The poverty of Xinzhaizi,

The blockage of Xinghai,

Children who crowd the bus should practice martial arts.

Classic words of Dalian bus drivers;

1, all moved and lost their doors;

2. If you can't get up, don't hesitate to squeeze.

The car behind will come at once;

3. The first stop was not awkward.

The first stop was not very good;

4. Passenger, where is your ticket?

It is said that children of that age come out in the morning, not all of them are crowded by young people;

6. Did you get off at XX Street?

In Dalian, every time I take a taxi,

On average, it depends on 100 taxis whizzing by with people.

70 black cars wave to you,

Fifty taxis with empty lights were speeding at full speed.

Twenty taxi drivers stopped to ask where you were going.

You said your destination and left immediately,

And was stopped by 10 people who came out of nowhere after the taxi stopped.

Dalian bus:

People go in and photos come out;

Cookies go in, flour comes out.

Know men and women you don't know,

Put your breasts on your back,

With a ponytail in his mouth;

Were you pregnant when you were crowded on the bus?

it doesn't matter

202 will squeeze you to have an abortion;

I regret lifting my feet,

Because when I wanted to put it down, I found there was no place to put it …

Dalian,

A city that is always harder to fight than going to heaven;

Dalian,

Sorry I didn't buy a car,

A city that regrets buying a car;

Dalian,

A city that never stops building roads;

Dalian,

A city that can't afford to eat after buying a house;

Dalian,

A city cursed every day,

But never had the courage to leave the city;

Dalian,

A city that you will miss wherever you go.