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The story of his son Zhong Er escaping from disaster.

Hu Yan rushed to Pucheng overnight according to his father's arrangement. When he saw Zhong Er, Zhong Er was surprised. Hu Yan explained that he was about to discuss escape when Bo _' s military forces came. Dipu people support Zhong Er and defend the occupied city. Zhong Er said: Your life is irresistible. Bob attacked Pucheng and surrounded Zhong Er's home. Went to the backyard with fox fur and foxes. Bob came after him with a sword. Fox Mao and Fox Yan first jumped off the fence and knocked down the wall to meet Zhong Er. At this moment, Bob grabbed Zhong Er's skirt. When Zhong Er won it, Bob waved his hand as a sword. As a result, he cut his skirt and Zhong Er escaped. Bob took the clothes.

Hu He arrived in Zhaiguo. The monarch of Zhai Guo first dreamed that there was a black dragon plate on the top of the city. When he woke up in the morning, someone came to report the arrival of Zhong Er, the son of the State of Jin. Zhai Qi thought it was a dream and accepted them happily. Before long, several cars chased after the gate, shouting to get out of the way. Because of the urgent call, Zhong Er suspected that the pursuer had arrived, so he called the city to shoot arrows and shouted at the gate: We are not pursuers, but ministers of the State of Jin.

When he entered the city, he recognized Zhao Wei's younger brother and son Yu as a doctor in North Korea. Very happy, because he knows Zhao's talent. Look at others, including Xu Chen, Wei _, Fox Shooting Valley, Dian Jie, meson Tui and others. Besides being a minister, he is also a brave general. In other words, this kind of hero helps Jin Wengong to achieve the hegemony status of a generation in the future.

Heroes come from troubled times! These celebrities were put in, and dozens of people, including Uncle Hu, followed suit. Although Zhong Er is in trouble, it can be described as a gathering of celebrities.

Zhong Er was surprised to ask everyone, what are you doing here if you don't go to North Korea to be an official? Zhao Shuai took the lead in answering: the Lord lost his virtue, favored the enchantress, and killed the prince unjustly. Sooner or later, the state of Jin will be in chaos. We love your son, Kuanren Xiande, and Corporal Li Xian, and we are all willing to run away with you.

Zhong Er was moved to tears and said to everyone, "It's very kind of you saints to help me wholeheartedly. I will never forget it until I die. " .

Wei _ took the lead in answering: Son, you have lived in Pudong for several years, and the people of Pudong are grateful and willing to die for you. If we lead the people of Dipu into the capital with Tijen's help, we will certainly make a difference. Moreover, there is deep resentment in the DPRK, and there must be countermeasures. Wouldn't it be better for us in Qi Xin to work together to get rid of the villains around you, stabilize the country and appease the people than to flee for life in exile? Zhong Er said: Although what you said is a feat, it will shock your majesty and go against your father's wishes. I can't do it.

Seeing that he didn't listen to his advice, Wei stamped his foot and said, Son, you are afraid of these villains like tigers, snakes and scorpions. How can we achieve great things? Hu Yan, the representative of Zhong Er, replied: My son is not afraid of Li Ji, but he is afraid of leaving a bad reputation! What's the situation here in Yiwu? North Korean doctor Rui and nephew Lu Yi, who followed the conscripts, are bosom friends. Guo She is Yi Wu's own uncle. Knowing that Gong Xian wanted to arrest Yi Wu, the three men ran to Qu Di overnight, met Yi Wu and told him that Ka Wah's soldiers would arrive soon. I ordered the troops to gather to defend the city for the enemy.

Although Jia Hua carried out the order of public sacrifice, he was also complaining about the sufferings of his three sons, and didn't really mean to arrest Yi Wu. He deliberately surrounded and didn't attack, and sent a secret message to Yiwu: Run, son, or another Jin soldier will come, and I can't help you.

Yiwu said to _ Rui: Zhong Er is in Zhai Guo, shall we go to Zhai Guo, too? _ Rui is very wise. He told Yiwu: Your Majesty said that you two were accomplices, so he sent troops to arrest and kill you. If going to the same place is different, it is another matter. The marquis of Jin will definitely send troops to cut Zhai. We might as well go to Liang, which is very close to Qin. Now it is a prosperous time and a marriage country of Jin. After your death, we can go back to China with Qin's help. So I went to Liang.

Jiahua pretended not to catch up, so Yi Wu fled back to find me.

When Gong Xian saw that his two sons had run away, he was very angry and wanted to kill Jia Hua. Father Pi Zheng pleaded and said, Your Majesty, this is not Jia Hua's fault. You sent two sons to guard the city, stationed in Pu and Qu respectively, so you can gather troops to guard the city. This can't be said to be Jia Hua's fault.

The sacrifice only pardoned Jia Hua.

Two sons ran away, dedication failed to achieve their purpose, Li Ji failed to realize her wish, but things were not solved. The evildoer continues to do evil, the confused person continues to be confused, and the disaster avoider continues to avoid disaster.

Wu Liang is playing tricks again. He said to Gong Xian: It's not enough to be afraid of my mediocrity, but Zhong Er has a reputation of virtue, so many talented people ran to help him, and the court was empty. In addition, Zhai Suguo bears a grudge against China. Therefore, it is best to cut Zhai Guo and get rid of Zhong Er to avoid future troubles.

Bob _ I heard that Jiahua was almost killed when he didn't finish the task. In order to please, he took the initiative to fight and asked to send troops to cut and arrest. Seeing the activity, he sent someone to chop Zhai.

Bo _ led the troops to Zhai Guo, and Zhai Jun bravely led the troops to confront them. The two armies confronted each other in Zesang for more than two months.

Father Pi Zheng remonstrated: The kindness of father and son can't be cut off. Even if Zhong Er is guilty, it is not obvious. Now that he has escaped, why destroy him? Besides, we are not sure to defeat Zhai, wasting our military power and embarrassing our neighbors.

Xian Gong was persuaded this time and let Bo _ lead the troops back to China.

However, since then, Xian Gong has always been suspicious, always suspecting that most of the ministers in the DPRK are companions of Yiwu, which is bound to be an obstacle to the succession of Qi in the future. So he ordered the expulsion of all descendants except Xi Qi and Zhuo Zi, and the nobles of the State of Jin dared not stay in the capital.

Dedicated to the public as a prince.

Except Dong Guanwu and Xun, all the civil and military officials sighed in disappointment, and those who stayed in the imperial court also reported illness and stopped going to court. Speaking of it, Sacrifice Gong is also a monarch who has made great achievements in expanding the territory. Because he listened to his daughter-in-law's slanders, he alienated his relatives in his later years.

This year is 65 1 BC.