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Fu Cha Yi Ming's Personal Works
one
Jiayuan's structure is natural, and fast green and fast red are another name.
There are long bars everywhere, and spring breeze and autumn moon are always close to love.
(Yong Grand View Garden)
Secondly,
In Yuan, Jiao E fought, and the aunts made peace with a smile.
The weather is neither cold nor hot, and there are many shadows in the sun.
(Yong Yuan)
third
Xiaoxiang's farewell to the hospital was late and heavy. I heard that she was sentimental and sick.
Quietly find a maid in Huayin and ask him if he has shed tears.
(Yongxiang Pavilion)
Fourth.
I followed Fluttershy across the wall and suddenly saw countless flowers in full bloom.
Try to return two at a time, but the fans stay in the moss.
(chanting Baochai and flapping butterflies. On the 27th time, he took out his fan from his sleeve and threw himself at the grass. I saw that pair of butterflies, rising and falling, coming and going, about to cross the river. I led Baochai and crept all the way to the dripping pavilion by the pool. ")
Fifth.
The waiter guessed at his own expense, and the tears were not completely closed and he smiled again.
Three feet of jade is a handkerchief, which is thrown around for no reason.
(Yong Baodi complains. The thirtieth time, "I turned and picked up the handkerchief on my pillow and threw it in Baoyu's arms. I didn't say anything, but I still hid my face and wept." Baoyu saw that his handkerchief had dropped, so he quickly caught it and wiped his tears. "
Sixth.
If you come home late, you will be drunk, but you will be ashamed.
Suddenly I heard laughter in the back room, forcing me to have fun under the lamp.
(Yong Qingwen tore the fan. 3 1 Back to "Baoyu saw Qingwen, not xiren ... Baoyu smiled and said," The ancients said,' A thousand dollars can't buy a smile.' "How many fans can value geometry! '")
Seventh.
The dream of spring in the red chamber is so vague that I can't remember the original picture of Chai Jin.
The romance of the past was really a moment, and poetry won a quiet time.
(chanting the grand view garden. 17 "Baoyu saw this place and his heart suddenly moved. When he remembered it, he seemed to have seen it there, but he couldn't remember Na Yue Day that year. Jia Zheng also ordered him to recite poems, and Baoyu only thought about the future and was not interested. " )
Eighth.
The curtain is quietly controlling the golden hook, and I don't know how many people are swimming there
Xiaohong was left to sit alone and taught her to open the mirror and comb her hair with a smile.
(Yin musk deer moon grate head. Back to the twentieth time, "Qingwen, Qixia, Qiuwen and Bi Hen were all having fun, so they went to play with Yuanyang and Amber. I saw Musk Moon smearing dominoes under the outdoor lights alone ... Musk Moon looked at each other in the mirror ").
Qijiu
Red Luo embroidered slim waist, a night of spring sleep makes the soul dream beautiful.
Xiao Qi was surprised and laughed. He stole Lv Yun's gauze.
(chanting stealing Cicero. Twenty-eight times, "Aroma looked down and saw that the sweat towel that Baoyu wore yesterday was tied around his waist, and he knew that Baoyu had changed it at night." The first sentence "Hong Luo" refers to money, and the last sentence "Gan" refers to the replaced one)
tenth
When you enter the house, you will be surprised by the people in your seat, and you will slowly walk down the stairs.
Obviously there are two shadows on the enough paper, and that laughter is not true.
(Xu Daiyu was rejected. I don't have an idea for the 26th time, but I heard laughter from inside. After listening carefully, it was Baoyu and Baochai. Lin Daiyu is getting more and more angry ")
Eleventh session
It's worrying to be able to endure the golden jade, and tears flow.
I suddenly thought of the legend and won a passionate look.
(Yin autumn window stormy evening. The 45th time, "With raindrops and bamboo shoots, I feel even more desolate ... Daiyu smiled and said,' I don't want him. Wear it, and you will become a fisherman in a painting and play a fisherman in a play. "... Baoyu didn't pay attention")
twelfth
The jade hand of lobular lotus soup will trick him into being tasteless and ask him to taste it.
The red mark on the lip of the bowl was accidentally dropped, adding a new fragrance.
(Xu Qin tasted the lotus leaf soup. The 35th time, "Yuchuan really tasted it in anger, and Baoyu laughed:' This is delicious!'" " ")
Thirteen
Let's take Jin Chai as a bargaining chip. Be prepared tonight.
Sleep in childe's arms and laugh at each other tomorrow.
Yong hongyi's banquet. Back to 63 "Fang Guan heard it and realized that he was in the same bed with Baoyu and went down to the ground to laugh")
fourteenth
The more disgusting you feel, the better the peach blossoms will be, and the sweat will return to heat in the afternoon.
I'm afraid that the words of comfort to the right person will be even worse today.
(chanting the question of Daiyu. Back to the 34th time, "when Lin Daiyu wanted to write down, she felt hot all over and her face was hot. I walked to the mirror, lifted the brocade and took a photo, only to see my cheeks flushed, which really overwhelmed the peach blossoms. ")
Fifteenth
Didi is like a mountain and a river, and he left the front with the wind.
Unlike small families, they laugh less and laugh more.
(Xu Xifeng first met Qin Zhong. The seventh time, "other children are used to flying, and they were killed by laughter the first time they saw you." "He is very shy and has never seen a big fight, but his aunt didn't get angry when she saw him." )
One-sixteenth
There is a little girl who is charming, but she can wear it for many nights.
It is difficult for lotus flowers to blow the autumn wind, and there is no way to attract new birds.
(chanting the daughter of Furong. I watched it 78 times, burned silks and offered tea, and I was reluctant to go. The little girl hurried to come again four times before turning around. ")
qiqi
The son of Jinyi sprouts orchids, but the pink lady doesn't break melons.
Young people and young people might as well share a sofa and dream of multiple curtains.
(Xu Daiyu enters Jia Fu. The third time, "temporarily put your girl Lin in the blue gauze cabinet", Baoyu is on the bed outside the blue gauze cabinet)
Seventy-eight
A sad funeral poem seems to have come true unconsciously.
Andrew died for a wisp of love, fan HongLing again?
(chanting the death of Daiyu. Back to the 98th time, "A wisp of fragrant soul is scattered with the wind, and melancholy is deep in the middle of the night.")
It's nineteen o'clock
Mo Wen's golden marriage is like a dream of spring, and it is like smoke.
There is no aura under the stone, even if it can be said, it is in vain.
Yong Baoyu became a monk. Back to 120 "I've only been a close friend for a year or two. Why did he just bite the bullet and leave?" , "The Taoist priest still went to the foot of Gengqingfeng with jade", the first 1 reply, "The stone really replied ...")
twenty
In spring, Wang Sun is as thin as a bone.
Where did the green moth go? I'm ashamed of Skillen.
(chanting for the scenery. Back to the 98th "Bitter crimson pearls return to hate the sky, and sick gods cry and miss each other", and back to 108 "Dead lingering Xiaoxiang listens to ghosts crying")
remove doubts and misgivings
Lost scholars insist that the above poem is an old authentic version that only a few people, such as Yi Ming, have read, and it is called "Ming Edition". They particularly emphasized that the last four songs tell the unique content of Ming Ben after eighty times.
However, poems are not arranged in the order of chapters. The last four songs do not exceed Cheng Ben, but correspond to the chapters related to Cheng Ben. Tell me in detail.
The first song 17 corresponds to the third time that Baoyu and Daiyu slept in a room with a blue gauze cabinet. The first 18 "A wisp dies for love" comes from Cheng Ben's 98th poem "A wisp of fragrant soul scattered with the wind", and "Fan Shen" corresponds to the death of Daiyu in this poem. He fantasized about canceling the marriage of gold and jade, reviving Daiyu and realizing the marriage of wood and stone.
19 stone back to the foot of the mountain, you can talk. Isn't it 1 the dialogue between the stone and the empty Taoist priest? A Dream of Red Mansions is a cyclic structure, and the cycle of 1 is both the beginning and the end. Cheng Ben married today in 1997, and Baoyu 120 became a monk. "Baochai cried to death": Isn't this "gathering like a spring dream and scattering like smoke"?
The twentieth song is said to be the story of Baoyu being a beggar in the second half of Ming edition. However, Baoyu got palpitations after Yule's death. To check the Grand View Garden, I am lazy to eat and drink, and I am too hot to get sick for a hundred days. Back to 98, "I feel more dizzy and lazy", "The heavier I am, I can't even sit up the next day; Day after day, I don't even eat soup. ":Isn't this" Wang Sun is as thin as a bone "?
Skillen built the Golden Valley Garden, accepted beautiful women and indulged in debauchery. Later, he was killed for this reason, and the green moth powder in Jinguyuan was once dispersed. A Dream of Red Mansions 74 was searched for the Grand View Garden, 102 was exorcised, 1 12 was robbed, and the Grand View Garden finally dispersed. Baoyu lamented that "he left the garden when he was sick, and he was not allowed to be here for several months, and he was suddenly desolate" and cried bitterly: "Sister Lin, Sister Lin! Well, I hurt you "(108): Isn't this" the shame of Skillen "?
This poem is different from Cheng Ben in some places. The reason is not that there is any difference between Ming edition and Cheng edition, but that the poem itself is wrong. For example, the song 17 degraded "burying flowers" to mysticism, and the song 19 lied that Shi Guiqing had no aura. And "try your best to return two at one end" and "three feet of jade is a handkerchief" is even more meaningless.
To sum up, the first 17 capitals of the poems are dedicated to the first 80 poems, and only the last three poems involve the plot after 80 poems, and they also correspond to 98 poems, 120 poems and 108 poems of Cheng Ben respectively, so the poems of Yi Ming Group are not mysterious at all.
Yuan Mei's Poems with the Garden contains the first 14 and the first 15 poems of Yi Ming Group, saying:
"Cao Lian's pavilion was compiled for Jiangning ... his son Qin Xue wrote A Dream of Red Mansions to commemorate the prosperity of romanticism. I was envious when I saw it. There is a so-called literary [grand] garden, that is, to follow the garden. At that time, there was a girls' school book in the Red Chamber ... "
Yi Ming's "Little Preface" said:
"Cao wrote Qin's Dream of Red Mansions to commemorate the prosperity of romantic. Its ancestor was Zhifu, Jiangning, and its so-called Grand View Garden is now Suiyuan Site. I am sorry that his book has not been passed down, and little-known people in the world will see his banknotes. " (Green Smoke Window Collection Text Draft)
In the preface, the phrase "a girl's school book is particularly beautiful" is missing, and the phrase "I look at its banknote book" is added. The rest is the same. Who comes first and who comes later? Who copied who?
Fortunately, Yi Ming has another reliable poem "Living with the Garden" written in 1795:
The former site of Suiyuan is the Red Mansion, and the dream of being fat is not over.
There must be birds and fish to know the host and guest, and no flowers and trees to remember the spring and autumn.
In the West Garden, elegant collections spread celebrities, while in the South China Newspeak, Mochow was sung.
Yan killed Qinhuai March water, as a shirt to accompany.
Original note: A Dream of Red Mansions is newly published, or refers to the former site of Suiyuan. (The 80th Anniversary of Suiyuan, Volume 5 of Jiaqing Publication)
A word "new" tells the meaning of a dream of red mansions. The publication of 179 1 quickly swept the country. The word "or" shows that he doesn't know the inside story of A Dream of Red Mansions.
From Shihua's point of view, Yi Ming likes reading A Dream of Red Mansions, and Yuan Mei is also proud of talking about red. Both of them are very interested in the topic of "Grand View Garden with Garden", and Yuan Mei is also the owner of the garden. But 179 1 years ago, their poems and letters never discussed the grand view garden, red poems and "Ming edition"; 179 1 years later, a dream of red mansions rose, and they never commented on the merits and demerits of Cheng Ben and the similarities and differences between them and Ming Ben. There is no mention of A Dream of Red Mansions in Yuan Mei's poems. I have never seen a copy of A Dream of Red Mansions.
The order of Yi Ming's poems is illustrated as follows: Cheng Jiaben was published in 179 1 year → two original poems by Yi Ming → Yuan Mei 1792 Poetry Talk → Zhou Chun 1794 Essays → Yi Ming's Birthday Poems and Notes for Later Generations. The titles of forests and streams are the luxuriance of bamboo, corn and pine trees. The clear voice of self-appreciation is intimate when it is cold.
This is a bamboo. It is sprouting. You can't bend your will or take it away from you. Don't worry about Liang Dong's talent. What do you want from Tao?
It is not only loyal to its own ambitions, but also highly operational. Doctors and gentlemen, it works!
Give a gift to Bojingzhai.
Qu Ping immortals, Jiao Ran sun and moon compete for glory. Later successful author, Jing Zhai master Fu Qifang.
A quiet pen is better than a tiger, and it never lets go of water. Twenty years has made a name for itself in the literary world, and Chang 'an celebrities can compete with others.
Li Shuang passed through Jiang Lai, and Liu Jiang was a handsome man.
When Lan Zun meets each other, the Lotus Society should open every day.
Self-deprecating stubborn body is extremely good at disease and has been down and out for many years. When the scenery in Xiang Qiu is deep, Yangxian House is prosperous.
I envy your spirit. Your arms are covered with frost eagles.
Instead of flying foxes and rabbits, Hu Hong went back to the window to read Li Sao.
Heqing village rhyme
If you don't work hard, you will be the master of your life. Things are more changeable than those in Xia Yun, like the Luanhe River.
You don't know you are gorgeous until you are drunk, but you hate it when you are old.
Cherish the good poems of old friends and deeply comfort the guests.
Su revisited the monk wall.
With a flick of a finger, it refers to two causes of scenery, the former is the past and this is the present.
What's it like to leave a mark in a cold pool? The poem on the mud wall is still new.
Whether it is unintentional by creation, everyone has feet and spring.
Boys sang Peng zhi, the four seas are really neighbors.
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