Humorous toast about drinking

1. standing on one leg, drinking doesn't count.

2. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.

3. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

4. People can't walk in the Jianghu without drinking;

5. I didn't know that I had been drinking boiled water until I vomited one day and my friend took mineral water to gargle.

6. A lover's tears make him drunk. Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right and wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will get drunk.

7. There are many boys who advise you not to drink, but are there any who take care of you when you are drunk?

8. Qian Shan is always in love with thousands of waters. Can you drink less?

9. Two pots of alcohol, please, Miss.

1. I've been in a daze for half my life. Never wake up when you gain or lose, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

11. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [arranged by MeiWEn]

12. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

13. One wine wins, two wines lose, three wines are two dead's wife, four wines are flowing, five wines are four rooms, and six wines are a temple.

14. if you don't drink wine twice a day, you will feel sick. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't stop until you are drunk.

15. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

16. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, stop drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

17. If you drink such good wine, you will live forever!

18. The leader may not remember who respects the wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

19. wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes people, and you won't come back until dawn.

2. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes. Humorous Toast on Drinking Part II

21. Once I drank with leaders and other people, and I drank too much. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

22. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

23. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, such friends are generous enough; Those who will drink two or two will drink five or two, and such a friend party will be cultivated; Will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I will drink a catty and drink a bucket, and I will be promoted to vice president later; You can drink a barrel and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be;

24. Only if you are drunk and ambitious, dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

25. You can drink a barrel and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be the one!

27. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

28. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

29. how about two bites?

3. Ordinary people don't drink and have no happiness at all.

31. I won't float if the snowflake doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

32. when will there be a bright moon? I fetch the wine glass from afar. I do not know the palace in heaven, and what month and when. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of the beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top. I dance to find out what the shadow is like on earth.

33. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

34. I have a problem with drinking. It's better to be drunk after a long night.

35. If you drink today, you will get drunk today. Don't be too tired in life.

36. Qian Shan is full of mangroves and mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

37. I wanted to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

38. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

39. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

4. In order not to hurt feelings, I drink; I'll drink a little so as not to hurt my health. Humorous Toast on Drinking Part III

41. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

42. Excited and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you

43. No one understands your frown, and no one is drunk with you, blaming me for asking for it, and trying to understand that you are uncomfortable.

44. To make the guests drink well, they should drink it first!

45. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

46. The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Now, who is afraid of who drinks? You drink and I drink. Now, who is afraid of who drinks?

47. If you don't get drunk, who will sleep by the road?

48. The people rolled their eyes after drinking, and the drinking unit lacked funds; I drank my wife to tears, went to bed back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary heard a wave of his hand: It's not right to drink or not, we are also drunk every day!

49. Be able to drink without losing, leading the secretary.

5. From now on, throw away the wine.

51. Men don't drink, live like dogs, walk around the world in vain, live like eunuchs and can't make good friends;

52. Back to Jialing River, drink wine as soup.

53. wine is a pack of medicine, so you can't sleep without it!

54. Drink only drinks, not the leaders.

55. It is a sin not to drink wine in front of your eyes.

56. Those who never drink wine always drink until they are unconscious!

57. Make new friends, but don't forget old friends. Let's drink together.

58. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk. Who's going to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

59. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality. Give a toast to the leaders on the wine table. Humorous pleasantries are brief and leaders eat and drink simple and atmospheric toasts

1. Everything grows on the sun. Without the sun, there will be no light. Without your leadership, there will be no prosperity of the people. On behalf of everyone, I propose a toast to you.

2. When winter goes and spring comes, flowers are fragrant. My blessings come from all directions. The East will send you a cash cow, the South will send you well-being, the West will send you good official luck, and the North will send you money.

3. I believe everyone has party member! We should know the call of the party, one center and two basic points. For this reason, let's raise our glasses together and wish the official, financial and safe luck all the best.

4. I wish the female leader: May your life be as beautiful as amber and your temperament as extraordinary as chrysanthemum, so as to bring you a big cup (tea). I wish you luck and whatever you want.

5. The state leads the people to choose, and the public servants are the people. Here's a glass of wine for you, wishing the leaders eternal health.

6. If the leaders drink this cup of wine, they will be prosperous in people, families and officials.

7. Excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the leader a glass of wine, but the leader didn't think I was ugly. The lady toasted the leader

8. The leader is on the top and I am on the bottom. Please say a few times. Ladies and leaders clink glasses

9. My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I'll bring this man a drink, and he'll be happy to drink it. If he doesn't drink it, he won't leave, that is, he won't leave! Women propose a toast to men

1. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine before you come. Although the wine is not good for human feelings, a friend from afar will have a drink. A toast song of grassland people in Inner Mongolia.

11, the feelings are deep and stuffy, and the feelings are shallow. Toast a friend

12. When the sun rises, the flowers in the river win the fire, and I wish you a more prosperous business. Please buy a drink for those who do business and go to sea. 13. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. Let's drink to old and new friends * * *

14. Thank you for giving me this opportunity, and I will certainly take it. Please rest assured that I will work hard and never live up to my expectations.

15. The local development depends on the government, and the policies must be given by the leaders. When the whole people are rich, the people will always feel grateful for you, and drink wine to show their respect. I wish you all the best.

16. If the leaders drink this cup of wine, they will be prosperous in people, families and officials.

17. People have three treasures, essence, qi and spirit. You see that your heaven is full and your face is red, which means that you are in a golden age. Here's a glass of wine for you. I wish you a smooth career, a rapid rise and a better life.

18. Count the romantic figures, and watch the current leaders have a glass of wine. I wish you a great success in your political achievements.

19. you are led by: your career is at the right time, your body is as strong as a tiger, and your spring breeze is more proud. You are the only one who can do good things.

2. till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, I would like to propose a toast to the three leaders, wishing them a smooth career and lasting friendship.

21. Leadership, leadership, with your leadership and guidance, we have a happy life today. Here, I'd like to give a glass of wine to Jirui and say thank you. You have worked hard.

22. You give your subordinates selfless care, infinite warmth and meticulous care. You worry about the world first, and then enjoy the world. You are clean-fingered, not to stay in the world, but to have a clear conscience. Here, I bring you a glass of wine with reverence. I wish you a wide sea to jump and a high sky to fly. I wish you all the best.

23. Excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the leader a glass of wine, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

24. I wish you a prosperous career and a happy family;

25, I wish you, sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, getting better every year; The cause transcends Hongta Mountain, and the financial resources span the Pacific Ocean;

26, I wish you, beautiful 1%, beautiful without discount. White and red, different; The jade is always there, and the youth is bright.

27. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain; As strong as a tiger, money is countless.

28, I wish you, the sun is rising in full bloom, and your ambition is great; Prosperous career, happy and healthy family

29. At sunrise, the river is full of flowers, and I wish you a more prosperous business.

3. People have three treasures, essence, qi and spirit. You see that your heaven is full and your face is red, which means that you are in a golden age. Here's a glass of wine for you. I wish you a smooth career, a rapid rise and a better life.

31. Count the romantic figures, and watch the current leaders have a glass of wine. I wish you a great achievement in your political achievements.

32. till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, I would like to propose a toast to the three leaders, wishing them a smooth career and lasting friendship.

33. Leadership, leadership, with your leadership and guidance, we have a happy life today. Here, I'd like to give you a glass of wine and say thank you. You have worked hard.

34. You give your subordinates selfless care, infinite warmth, and meticulous care. You worry about the world first, and then enjoy the world. You are clean-handed, not to stay in the world, but to have a clear conscience. Here, I bring you a glass of wine with reverence. I hope you can jump in the sea and fly in the sky. I wish you all the best. Share the classic humorous quotations about drinking

Classic humorous quotations about drinking

1. Everyone is tired if he intends to live, but he doesn't intend to get drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you also sleep firmly!

2. I'm never the name you shouted when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the tip of the years and grew up with you.

3. The leader may not remember who respects the wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

4. Make new friends, don't forget old friends, and let's drink together.

5. Be happy and follow the wall; Have fun, drag along the floor.

6. you pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

7. Being drunk and awake has different mentality!

8. Wine is like water in a bottle. If you drink it in your stomach, you will be haunted. When you talk, you will slip your legs when you walk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

9. Two pots of alcohol, please, Miss.

1. A preemptive strike can win by surprise, and a preemptive strike can take the overall situation.

11. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be kept for her son for 18 years.

12. Give up drinking once, and it will fail.

13. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking of a person is already drunk. Let's drink to loneliness at dawn.

14. What can't be done with one glass of wine? If there is, then two cups.

15. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

16. You can drink half a catty and one catty, so your buddy is the most intimate!

17. Holding a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

18. I feel deep and stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

19. To make the guests drink well, they should drink it first;

2. Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful. Classic humorous quotations about drinking 2

21. Don't be too tired if you drink today.

22. It is a sin not to drink wine in front of your eyes.

23. A woman who drinks wine pours wine, drinks affection, and is drunk with love.

24. Do you drink? The kind of mutually assured destruction

25. How hard life is, the wine is choking, and nine times out of ten, the wine is unpleasant.

26. People who never drink alcohol always drink until they are unconscious!

27. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

28. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, and you can only pay the bill.

29. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

3. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

31. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk, and what he will look like when he wakes up.

32. Guests will get drunk if they drink, or the host will be ashamed.

33. A thousand-year-old crane will be touched by the sound, and the five old peaks will fall in the cup.

34. Six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? The tortoise is afraid of the hammer!

35. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

36. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this way know a lot, but they hardly do it.

37. Grass-roots cadres don't drink and have no expectations at all.

38. drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

39. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

4. It's too early to get promoted. Classic humorous quotations about drinking three

41. Standing on one leg, drinking doesn't count.

42. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. What's so rare about me?

43. Sing a song about wine, life is geometric.

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