A collection of humorous sentences about going out in summer and getting sunburned.

Go out in summer and get sunburned. Humorous articles 1. Where did you dig coal these two days?

What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

I got a tan before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

Military training not only tanned our skin, but also sharpened our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she just has a heart to go surfing all day.

6. You, if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot!

7. I didn't play enough at night and received my shoes when I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

8. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

9. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

10. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

1 1. Because tanning can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

12. Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you shine in the sun!

13. I saw you that day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

14. Great. There is no mole on your face.

15. I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

16. I finally have time to come to this beautiful woman's house! It's too hot! Suntanned again ...

17. It's really sunny today. I want to get a tan.

18. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

19. It hasn't been dried formally in summer.

20. June is a graduation poem, which is inspiring; June is a cup of golden jade wine, gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Thin! Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

22. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.

23. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

24. Be tanned and become a local. It's sad not to have a picture. None of my great white skin has been destroyed! !

25. Sun, please tan my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

26.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get tanned and cool?

27. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

28. admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation

29. Sun, please don't tan me. Please tan my parents' hair.

30. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

3 1. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

32. Suntanned! From now on, I will be your black powder silently.

As Asians, the color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

34. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

35. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

36. Today is the day when the number of steps exceeds 10000+ one degree of tanning.

37. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

38. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

39. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: too many people, don't go!

40. The sunshine on the beach is so fierce that the little girl's face is as tanned as ink.

Talking about the feeling of fishing and tanning with friends in summer

Talking about the feeling of fishing and tanning with friends in summer (I) 1. Only we climb the mountain in the early morning at the risk of being tanned.

Don't feel like an idiot just because you're tanned.

Black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!

4. Although I'm a little tanned, I feel my skin is getting better ... Finally, I can't rot my face+I can't mend my skin ... I like places with humid air ... I don't care if I want to live in the south for a while in the future. ...

I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all, so I try to stay indoors before going out for a trip. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

6. When you go to the countryside, you will get a tan.

7. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

8. I'm playing with him in the big sun on the basketball court now. If I get a tan, I hope he can pay for my whitening products. If he were darker, I wouldn't want him.

9. I got a tan and became a local. I'm sad that there is no picture. None of my great white skin has been destroyed! !

10. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

11.the days of high are numbered … tomorrow we will start the driving school trip … ready for tanning … ready for being scolded … ready for a start and three nods …

12. Yesterday, I climbed the mountain and went back the same way halfway up the mountain. Because the sun was too sunny, I sweated after two steps and was tanned in a few minutes.

13. If you tan yourself, adding a filter may make you look better ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is asymmetrical. During the New Year, I sunbathed on the beach and got a little tan. ...

14. The tanned skin in summer has started to explode, so disgusting ~

15. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

16. In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and get a tan, so no one will call me an idiot.

17. I'm very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days, and I'm getting fat after tanning.

18. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

19. Just like the tanned skin because it never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

20. I got another 8 degrees tan.

Talking about the feeling of being tanned by fishing with friends in summer (2)1. I didn't play enough at night, and I didn't receive my shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

22. Thousands of calculations failed to stop the fingers from getting tanned. ...............................................................................................................................................................

23. admit that you got a tan in the summer vacation

24. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

26. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

27. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus. The sun was poisonous and everyone else was taken away. I found a window seat. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

28. This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wild outdoors under the pressure of high temperature and sunburn. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

29. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

30. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

3 1. Military training is a small sun, tanning is not negotiable!

It's good that you don't have a mole on your face.

33. I have no face to look in the mirror after tanning.

34. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...

35. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

36. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

37. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

38. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!

39. Black Toothpaste asked me to speak for it.

40. When you see your tanned skin, you will cut it hard.

Funny sentences about wearing short sleeves and getting tanned in summer.

A funny sentence about wearing short sleeves for tanning in summer-1.723, 35 degrees high temperature, big sun, Ma Shuang's one-day trip. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

It's fun to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days, and I'm getting fat after tanning.

I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

Black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!

You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

6. With you, I can be white!

7. You can only see my eyes at night.

8. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

9. I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned .................................................................................................................................................................

10. The night wanted to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

1 1. Military training is a small sun tan that is not negotiable!

12. Everyone else is sunbathing, sunbathing, sunbathing, I am better. On this sunny day? Get sunburned

13. Walking with foreigners, they asked me which country in Africa I came from in English.

14. This is the basic summer scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

15. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

16. I just hope I won't get fat and tan this summer.

17. When I hold an umbrella, people always say that I am so white that I don't need to hold it. Why? How much manpower and material resources did I spend to keep this degree? Even I love beauty so much that I almost gave up my favorite skirt to avoid tanning! So why don't I take an umbrella? Don't! But! Sure！

18. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

19. Today, your, tanned Hawaiian girl.

20. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

Funny sentence 2 2 1 wearing short sleeves for tanning in summer. Share a sad thing with my deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

22. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some memorials to live up to their empty legs, suntanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

23. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

24. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a hazy state. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

25. Don't let me see your white teeth, or you'll get your teeth out in the sun!

26. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

27. Where did you dig coal these two days?

28. I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

29. There is nothing to bask in. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot.

30. This is why I get a tan.

The days of 3 1.high are numbered … Tomorrow we will start the driving school trip … Ready for tanning … Ready for being scolded … Ready for a start and three nods …

32. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.

33. The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and your face looks like Mo Dou.

34. A woman who was too lazy to open an umbrella but didn't want to die was tanned and tangled.

Not only is the sun not dark this summer, but you have to cover your face and get a little hot. I will endure, be thin, be healthy and be white.

36. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

37. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

38. As Asians, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

39. Come for a swim, whether you get a tan or not.

40. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus. The sun was poisonous and everyone else was taken away. I found a window seat. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

Humorous sentences about forgetting to wear sunscreen when going out and getting tanned.

I forgot to put on sunscreen and went out to get a tan. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned.

You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

3. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

4. On July 23rd, the temperature was 35 degrees and the sun was shining. Ma Shuang took a one-day tour. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

Don't always run after the sun, you will get a tan. Finding someone who knows how to be warm and cold is always more important than finding a pair of skins.

6. Because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

7. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

8. Hawaiian girl you tanned today

9. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say it's forged.

10. Insufficient holiday balance. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. hahaha.

1 1. It was really hot yesterday, and I had to run around outside. I must be tanned and a little tired this summer, so I'm going to bed early.

12. Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you shine in the sun!

13. I can't stand my own voice and my skin is tanned.

14. Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

15. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

16. This summer is doomed to be tanned.

17. I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "

18. If you don't want to cover it, just get a tan in summer.

19. Give you a parasol, so that the sun in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!

20. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

I forgot to wear sunscreen when I went out and got tanned. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

22. As Asians, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

23. My teeth turned white.

24. When you go to the countryside, you will get a tan.

25. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing, and there is no time to think about anything else.

26. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

27. After beginning of autumn, the weather is still very hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops in the closet, and then look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring ...

28. You can only see your teeth when you come out at night.

29. I won't allow any inch of my skin to be tanned.

30. In spring, I miss you. Don't destroy green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

3 1. Going out to play, eating and cycling these days during the Dragon Boat Festival is very happy, and I am getting fat after tanning.

I didn't lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

33. Share a sad thing with your deskmate in the evening. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

34. Boys are children! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

35. You, if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot!

Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

37. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

38. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

39. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

40. Although I am a little tanned, I think my skin has improved ... Finally, I can't get rid of my face and makeup ... I like humid places ... I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future. ...