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English Oxford Edition, Grade 8, Volume II, Lesson 7 Translation

Joyce wants to join someone

Functions related to memory in

School newspaper. She and her

The editors all agreed to write short stories.

An article on the subject.

Joyce wants to publish a special article on memory in the school newspaper, and both he and the editor agree to write a short story on this issue.

Arthur Arthur

I know we have one.

Short-term memory and

Long term memory. when we

Growing old, our short-term memory

It gets worse, but we can still

Remember what happened a long time ago

A long time ago. I know our memory can be divided into long-term and short-term. When we get old, our short-term memory is getting worse, but we can still recall things from a long time ago.

My grandfather told me a joke. male

Say,' When you get old, three

Things started to go wrong. First of all,

You lost your memory ... and

I can't remember what the others are.

Two things are! '

My grandfather told me a joke. He said, "Three things will happen when people get old. First of all, you will lose your memory ... I can't remember what the other two things are! "

joyce

I saw a program on TV.

About an injured man

Brain. He doesn't remember.

Anything longer than a few minutes.

I saw a program about a person's brain injury on TV. He didn't remember what happened a few minutes ago.

His wife visited him in the hospital.

Every day, but he forgot her.

She called in a few minutes later.

To the left He often gives birth.

Because he thinks she's

Never went to see him. This is very

Sadness.

His wife goes to the hospital to see him every day, but she forgets to see him after walking for a few minutes. He is worried that his wife will be angry, because he is worried that she will not come to see him again, which is a sad thing.

Gay man

If you want to remember something, you

You should picture it in your mind. if

This painting is silly, strange and colorful. What about you?

I'll remember it better.

If you want to remember something, you should form a picture in your mind. If this picture looks silly, strange and colorful, you can remember it well.

For example, I'm trying to remember

The word "smile". A simple way is to

Imagine that there is a mile between the first and the second.

The letter and the last letter. This makes it a ...

The longest word in the world!

For example, I try to remember the word smile. A simple way is to imagine a mile between the first letter and the last letter, which is the longest word in history.

grand

In the Guinness Book of Records, there are

It is some amazing stories about memory.

For example, Gou Yanling from Harbin.

China has memorized the phone number 15000

Numbers. From Dominic O'Brien

Britain remembered the correct order of 1 820.

Playing cards, only once.

In the Guinness Book of Records, there are some amazing stories about memory. For example, Gou Yanling in Harbin remembers 65,438+05,000 telephone numbers, and Dominic O'Brien in Britain remembers them. He can remember the correct order of 1820 cards by reading it once.

Millie

Memory and our

Feelings. If someone yells

"Spider!" Put a big one

You have a spider in your hand, you

May remember.

The word "spider". If something happens,

Dramatic things happened, and we

I usually remember it well. for

For example, most elderly people

Can America remember where it is?

When they heard about it, it was

About the death of the president

John F. Kennedy at 1963.

Memory is related to our emotions. If someone puts a Okumo in your hand and shouts "Spider", you probably know the word "Spider". If something interesting happens, we can usually remember it well. For example, many elderly people in America can remember the time and place of President Kennedy's death.