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Ask for an outline of my story! ! Remember it's an outline!

I have countless interesting things. What I remember most is what happened with my cousin.

My cousin came to my house that summer vacation. ...

One day, my cousin and I played a childhood favorite game. The name is "riding a donkey". I took the lead in making a donkey. I knelt on the bed, supported myself with my hands, raised my head and said to my cousin with a smile, "Brother, come up." . He got on my "little donkey" and patted my ass. I waddled him up. My cousin sang a familiar nursery rhyme while riding his mouth: "I have a little donkey, and I never ride it." One day, I rode it to the market on a whim. I have a small whip in my hand, and I am very proud. Hua, Hua, fell all over me. " Just after singing here, he was accidentally kicked off by my "little donkey" "hey!" He fell to the bed with a bang. As he sang in that nursery rhyme, "I'm covered in mud." He got on my "little donkey" in a rage. No matter how he shouted at me, I turned a deaf ear. He racked his brains to make my donkey move, but I still stood still. Just when he was not careful, he was dumped by my donkey. He got up and said to me, "I'll be a donkey!" " "He also said to me," I will never spare you, I will kill you. "My cousin is ready for everything, but he never imagined that when my ass sat up, he pressed him down like a meat pie. He was not persuaded and would do it again. However, before he could react, he was crushed by me again. He had to raise his hand and "surrender".

"Ha ha!" I can't help laughing when I think about it now.