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Episode 1
At the award ceremony:
Hello everyone, my name is Wu Chengya. I'm really sorry to keep everyone waiting.
In fact, I already knew that I would win the grand prize. However, after I arrived, I realized that it was *** who won the prize together.
I originally thought that I was the only one to win the grand prize. Maybe this means that I still need to grow up.
So I refuse this award.
Awards must have the weight of awards. A consistent practice like dividing up food will only damage the rarity and credibility of the awards, so I don’t want to divide them up. However, when I am eligible to receive it, at that time... I will receive the award alone.
Happy New Year to everyone, everyone, I love you.
Two young men from Shuiyang Construction:
How do I look? Does it look cheap? How much is it worth? Want to play with me? Is one night enough? After playing with me, you will never forget me, so you might as well live with me. If you just want to play for a night, don't strike up a conversation. I haven't surrendered yet, and CF can't buy me even after 3 years. What should I do? Discuss it with your wife and then contact me.
With Writer Xu 5 years ago:
Is the script good to read? I haven't read it yet.
Xu: It seems you are very busy. The script was given to you a long time ago
Really? Assistant: Yes? have no idea.
Xu: So, what are you doing here today? You have to at least read the script...
Didn’t you ask to meet me? The boss also asked me to attend the appointment. What is the main content? Maybe talk about it.
The first time I met writer Xu after 5 years:
I am Xu Yingen.
Hello, my name is Wu Chengya. I read your interview.
Exclusive interviews are meant to be read.
The steak here is good. Would you like to eat it?
If it’s good, you can eat it yourself. I like noodles. The pasta here is good. Sister, you should also eat pasta.
Is the project interesting? I haven't seen it yet.
Miss Wu Chengya is still the same as before, she still doesn’t understand basic etiquette.
Many people say so.
We met a long time ago, but I don’t remember.
How come? Of course I remember. How about my trophy? I've seen the picture you took of me holding my trophy.
Um, do you think this is the first time?
Your memory is really good, and your back is much stronger. Five years ago, you didn’t dare to look at me. Is it called ticket to the moon? Was that work a failure at that time? 3? 5? (Fat Sister: Regardless of the ratings, it is a good work) TV series, how can we ignore the ratings?
That’s right, it’s not possible. I didn't expect you to pay so much attention to me.
Someone else told me that it was a good thing that I didn’t take on that drama. You seem to be mainly interested in rich people, Cinderella, the secret of birth, etc.?
Is this all you saw in my TV series?
Of course I don’t know, because I haven’t watched it. It was my mother who said, I like American TV series, CSI, Prison Break, etc., don’t you watch them?
We also have a TV at home, which is as big as a refrigerator.
Then why don’t you learn it? Cinderella, The Rich Man, and The Secret of Birth have never appeared. (Fat Sister: Miss Wu Chengya, how come you haven’t appeared before? Of course you have.)
It turns out that when you watch a drama, you don’t read the content, only the pictures. What appears is that the acting skills of the American actors are so real and perfect that they look very real. Some actors memorize their lines as soon as they exceed 2 lines, so don’t be too demanding. Wu Chengya, it seems that you are not very interested in acting and you don't even want to learn that. Can you be an actor if you are beautiful? If you only look at beauty, it should be played by teenagers. The really beautiful people are all there.
Do you have any personal grudge against me?
Injury is a double-edged sword. You will suffer as much as you give, so the world is fair.
So your protagonists have always been the rich man and Cinderella. The meeting of the two people can at least achieve a fair distribution of wealth, which is very fair.
You are really good at making people talk.
I have been in this industry for 7 years. Also, I have a higher education than you.
What
The result is obvious, let’s stop here.
What you said is more personal. Well that’s it. Isn't it just to achieve this goal that you said so many mean words? In fact, you don’t know how worried I am, lest you want to star in my TV series. It would be best if neither of us changes our minds. Okay, let's go. If you don't leave now, it will be so annoying to have to say it again when the two people outside come in.
Twelve episodes of wonderful lines~~~
With Writer Xu after the first rehearsal:
How did you feel about today’s rehearsal? Are you satisfied?
Of course I am satisfied. It’s so surprising, how can you be dissatisfied? Why are your acting skills so good? It turns out that your acting skills are so good. I just found out for the first time today.
No, I have shown you a lot before.
(Haha...) Let me just say, Wu Chengya, why are you so bad, why are you so bad?
Didn’t you hear that just now? Actors all have this mentality. Although what the juniors say is right, what the seniors say seems to be right as well.
You understand that sentence so well. Wu Chengya, you should treat bad words as good words and treat good words as bad words. After working in this industry for 7 years and still being criticized for poor acting skills, there is a reason, right?
My reason is this. What is your reason? Aren't you often said to be a bad writer?
After coming out of the bathroom, I talked to Mumu:
Mumu: Be careful on the road
Why don’t you go together?
I have something to do
What are you doing?
Don’t forget the tutoring class, let’s go
What are you doing? What, do you want to apologize to the writer and director?
Yes. Which sin is better to forgive first? Is it the crime of embarrassing the writer, the crime of ignoring the director, or the crime of playing tricks on the seniors? I'm not angry. You have done things according to your style, and I have to go back and deal with the aftermath according to my style. I will always apologize everywhere, so just act according to your usual style. If this is how we get along, then that's it.
I just need to rely on you to make money. As for Chengya, you just need to rely on my cheap knees to continue to maintain your position as a top star and prevent others from gossiping. You performed very well today... let's go
Recalling Mumu Noodles (warmth):
It's very hot, eat slowly.
Even if you are bankrupt, you will not have a problem making ends meet.
Really, if it’s delicious, just say it’s delicious. Why do you insist on saying it’s bankrupt? You think it's easy to go bankrupt, but it's harder to be ranked last than first.
How do you do such a difficult thing?
Because I was too stupid at the time and believed in the actors but not myself. So now, I don’t believe anyone.
Don’t you even believe it?
Yes. But you have to trust me. Believe me, just do what you did just now, just like we sang just now, happily, although you are not capable but very dedicated, no matter what others say, stick to it. You looked a lot like 7-year-old Eunying just now.
Joke. You don’t believe me yourself, yet you ask me to believe you.
Well...it's also a kind of charm
But why didn't you sing just now?
Have you two women ever put the microphone down?
Why don’t you ask us for it?
Are you good at singing? I didn't sing because I can't sing...
At least I'm better than you. If you want to hear it, I'll sing it to you another day.
Who said you want to hear it, just asking
(Haha...) Eat slowly
Beside the lake under the cherry blossom trees (heartbreaking... …):
(Recalling morning jogging in Taiwan) Mumu: Little girl, so disobedient... I miss you so much
Have you seen the opening theme
No
Flower Girl and Picnic Flying to the Moon Director Li did not win the award by luck, which is very good.
It’s so cool, it’s just like catching clouds.
What’s wrong, clouds are not something that just anyone can catch. Now here, there is only one daytime moon missing, right? There are flowers and girls. She has big eyes, so she looks timid. The sesame leaf hairstyle is very suitable for her. She can use Russian as a second foreign language just right. I know a thin girl. However, I just want to keep her in my memory. Find a better agency. I know myself well, and I believe that I am right, so I force the other person to accept my ideas and let the other person do it no matter what. I thought I was right until I saw you again. However, there are reasons for bankruptcy. My ability can only go so far. Find a better economic company, let's go...
What time is it now. I ask you what time it is now? Didn't we agree to report before 2:30? As an agent, you don’t even care about this? These matters should be handled by the broker. When did I say you were wrong? I didn’t say anything like that, I just asked you not to kneel down. Just let me bend the knee. I’ll do it... (cry...)
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