Funny excerpts from friends circle of copywriting in 2022 (30 articles)

2022 Mom's copywriting circle of friends is funny (I) 1. Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.

I suddenly hope to have someone to rely on. Good night, I have to take subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass.

3. Can I start school or not? I have a strong desire to learn driving these days.

4. "When you get your license and buy a car, be sure to drive to the training ground and show it to me, so that I can remember you. When I meet you driving on the road, I will stay away!"

5. The examiner rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

6. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car. The dog drives better than you!

8. The third section wants to keep driving at the red light. The coach asked me if the law was not binding on me.

9. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

10. I'm rude. I always make a lot of noise when I practice driving. The coach kept saying, "Oh, after all this trouble, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel?" Do you want me to get you a tank to drive? "

1 1. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

12. The steering wheel killed the clutch and trampled it to death.

13. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded while learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

14. My coach said he wouldn't go out if he got the pass. Tell him on the way.

15. When the ramp started, the coach said, "Put the clutch lightly, find the linkage point, and let the car shake before putting on the brake." I did, and I felt that the car was obviously shaking. I grabbed the shift lever, put the brake in neutral, and the car suddenly slipped back. The coach quickly put on the brakes and shouted, "What do you want?" I don't understand: "I'm in semi-continuous gear!" ""... ""Oh, I thought semi-continuous gear was between first gear and second gear. "

2022 Mom's copywriting circle of friends is funny (Chapter II) 16. The steering wheel doesn't work. What are your hands made of?

17. Report to the coach that everything is ready and request to take off.

18. I clamored for reversing before taking the second exam, but I succeeded once, and the width on both sides was the same.

19. The master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "Come on up!

20. I passed the exam in subject 2 and cried after the exam.

2 1. On the first day I went to learn driving, I scraped someone else's driving school with a beautiful reversing.

22. When you are on the road, say, "You drive and I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."

23. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

24. Every time a learner comes in advance or on time, the coach will be delayed for more than half an hour.

25. Learn to drive carefully every day! I've been tanned for several layers! There is no chance to turn white! Want to cry!

26. You can't control the throttle while driving. Coach: You're kicking me out of the Ferrari hearing.

27. When the driver of the same car was practicing turning, the coach asked him to see if there was a car behind him. Sure enough, he turned around!

28. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

29. Taking the second exam, I was so nervous that I rummaged around. ......

30. In this way, 100 points.

2022 thirty funny pamphlets on learning driving copywriting suitable for trembling voice

Learning to drive in 2022 is funny for Tik Tok (I) 1. I am learning to drive again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

2. I am afraid of being dominated by driving practice every day and feel that I have no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

I got up at 5: 30 in order to get a driver's license, which was really tangled.

4. Every word here is typed with tears in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate obtained after graduation from senior year.

I still don't know how the S-bend came about. ...

6. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

7. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on, only yourself.

9. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

10. One day, the coach was so angry that he said something very violent: "Step on the handbrake!"

1 1. I passed the second subject and cried after the exam.

12. The steering wheel killed the clutch and trampled it to death.

13. During the exam, the examiner rushed out of the room and waved his fist at me and shouted, "Failed! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

14. It's too hot. Why is it so hot? I'm tired of learning to drive. How time flies. I am dried salted fish!

15. When will your period come? I have to take the second exam today. My mother is crazy about so many koi fish. Is this an unexpected good thing?

It's funny to learn to drive with Tik Tok in 2022 (2) 16. Colleagues said that she had a younger brother, who learned it from the coach's husband when learning to drive. Every time before getting on the bus, she would say, "Report to my husband ..." And on the day of the exam, she also said that she would report to her husband. The examiner sitting in the co-pilot said, "You misunderstood me!"

17. I'm a little nervous because I have to take subject 2 tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

18. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave.

19. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

20. I must come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

2 1. Coach: Turn off the steering wheel. Me: Kill who?

22. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

23. I don't know if I'm driving correctly, so I always turn to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot seat. The coach began to read again: "Look forward! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ! "

24. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

25. The green light starts slowly. The coach says, What's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

26. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, which marked a sentence: Remove from driving school and teach yourself.

27. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

28. change it. I can't teach you.

29. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

30. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!

Excerpts from the copywriting of friends who insisted on high-temperature work in 2022

Copy the article 1 1 in 2022 high-temperature circle of friends. When the weather is hot, buses have all kinds of smells. Under the heat and irritability, every worker gritted his teeth and insisted.

It's hot enough to melt hell now. I hope it will be cooler soon. Working in high temperature is really hard.

The sun is scorching the earth, and the sound of cicadas is not far away. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the hot sun.

The stone tables and chairs in the park were scalded by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was baked, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint.

I am angry at the inconvenience caused by road construction and road closure. Seeing these workers hurrying in the hot sun, I immediately understood that the temporary inconvenience was for the convenience in the future, and I said hard to these hard workers.

6. This is really a hot and difficult day.

It's so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a hot room.

8. In the hot summer, outdoor high-temperature workers have worked hard. Everyone must pay attention to sun protection and be careful of heatstroke. Only when you are healthy can you work more effectively.

9. Work is really too hard in this weather. In hot weather, do a good job of heatstroke prevention and cooling. Summer weather, scorching sunshine, swept away the crystal dew in the morning.

10. The robust old willow droops its branches listlessly, and the green leaves curl up like criticized children, hanging their heads in frustration. I don't know where the wind is hiding. It's hot everywhere. The cicada in the tree also screamed desperately, "Can't stand it, can't stand it?"

1 1. "Do I know you very well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!

12. Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

13. Sweat like rain, wind like soup. The workers worked hard in the high temperature.

14. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the scorching sun. In summer, many small white Mao Mao floats from the willow tree. They are catkins. Catkin contains willow seed babies and spreads in all directions.

15. The leaves stood motionless with their heads down, as if complaining that the sun was shining so strongly. The sky in Wan Li is cloudless, and the sun shines on the ground so hot that even the grass can't resist the exposure of the sun, and even the leaves are rolled into thin strips.

16. This summer, it's so hot that people walk in the street, just like entering a steam room. Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker.

17. My friend ran away from the customer and sent a QQ complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: "You are so hot!" " I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 20-degree cold wind. "

18. I went on a trip. It's too hot outside. Those who work in the hot sun have worked hard!

19. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the scorching sun.

20. The park is shaded by trees. Because of the hot weather, flowers and trees hang their heads and look dejected like children who have been criticized. The river is like a mirror, without a ripple. The trees along the river are planted orderly, perhaps because the weather is too hot and everyone is listless. Under the heat and irritability, every worker gritted his teeth and insisted.

2022 high-temperature friends circle copy Part II 2 1. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the hot sun. Pushing open the door, a hot air came and the heat wave rolled. The sun is like a fireball, scorching the earth, the air is sultry, the ground is boiling hot, and people feel hot when they walk on the ground. Animals can enjoy summer very well. Dogs hide in the shade, sticking out their long tongues and panting as if they had just finished a marathon. Do your best. "I know, I know!" I cried quietly. The buttonwood trees on the roadside stood there listlessly, without a trace of wind, and the leaves were motionless and covered with thick ash. Grass and floret stood in front of the teacher with their heads down, like children who had done something wrong.

22. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a hot room.

23. The tears of four years in college, the heat in summer, the cold in winter and the air-conditioned refrigerator are all extravagant hopes! Looking at the history of learning to heal wounds, reflecting the snow in the bag and chiseling the light on the wall, who dares to pay for it? King Chu, Han Liu Bang, slept in camp beds all over the world. Mo Island is very long this summer, and the library is twice as cool. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a hot room.

Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a hot room. Those ironware are like baked sweet potatoes in the summer sun, which makes people afraid to touch them.

25. Isn't it hard enough for the workers to keep working in such a hot day?

26. At the moment, the temperature on the tarmac is still forty or fifty degrees. Just now, a passenger said, "Thank you, it's not easy on a hot day." It is also meaningful to do this work.

27. High temperature operation in summer makes everyone healthy! The heat is unbearable. If you feel sick, you must see a doctor.

28. Occasionally, in a telephone booth, I see them calling for their families in a high voice. Greetings are their thoughts about their families, their happy narration of life on the construction site, and their hope that their families will rest assured and not worry too much about their work outside.

29. If I die of fever in this city, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin. The workers worked hard in the high temperature.

30. Thousands of miles of steaming, Wan Li stew, inside and outside the main city, the scorching sun, the major districts and counties are basically scorching sun. Indoor sauna, sweat bath, lying is teppanyaki. In the street, it is particularly enchanting to see the skirt with suspenders. The temperature is so high that countless beautiful girls compete to show their waists. Cherish international students, it's no use asking for leave. Universities, restless air conditioners, a generation of arrogant African foreign teachers can't stand it. It's all gone, count the locals, take a cattail leaf fan and shake it! Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker.

3 1. Today's Disney has no photos, only some sadness. Everyone has a hard time, tourists have a hard time, workers have a hard time working eight hours a day, and tourism workers have a hard time emitting a healing smile in the scorching sun. It seems that everyone has a hard time, and what human beings are best at is having fun in pain.

32. In summer, in Gua Tian, I saw the clear sky in Wan Li. There are a few faint white clouds floating. At noon, people can't stand the heat, sweating and panting, so they have to go to the shade to enjoy the cool. Under the scorching sun, the flowers and trees in the garden are listless. Only cicadas are still calling in the branches, as if shouting "hot, hot!" " "In July of summer, the blue sky, the sun is suspended like a ball of fire, and the clouds seem to have been melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

33.6 15, the weather was extremely hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground caught fire. Some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless. The willow tree in the street is sick, with a layer of dust hanging on its leaves and rolling on its branches; The branches are lazy and drooping listlessly. There was not a drop of water on the road. It was dry and white. How high the dust on the sidewalk flies, it is connected with the gray air in the sky, forming a vicious gray sand array, which burns the faces of pedestrians. Everywhere is dry, everywhere is hot, everywhere is stuffy, and the whole old city is like a burnt-out brick kiln, which makes people breathless. The dog crawled on the ground with its red tongue. The nostrils of mules and horses are so big that vendors are afraid to shout. The asphalt road melted and even the bronze medal in front of the store seemed to be sunburned. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the scorching sun.

It's so hot that people are sweating. He kept fanning his hat. Working in high temperature is really hard.

35. On a hot summer day, the sun is high in the sky, like a big fireball, burning and glaring, the earth seems to be burnt, and all living things are like being in a steamer, which is unbearable.

36. A short shot in the scorching sun is the hard work of a large number of workers. Behind the seemingly glamorous stars, there are always unknown efforts.

37. In August, the sun shines like an umbrella. At noon, the sky is bright, like a large piece of scalded white horse mouth iron plate. The twigs of weeping willows on the roadside are motionless, the shadows of trees are huddled, and the leaves covered with dust are painfully curled. Asphalt pavement is also very soft. Looking into the distance, there seems to be a transparent steam rising on the empty road.

38. The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.

39. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the scorching sun. Early this morning, I was awakened by a hot wind. I opened the window and looked: What a big sun! It shines brightly on the earth. Pedestrians on the road wear thin clothes and keep shaking fans in their hands. Some people even dare not go out and blow air conditioners at home. The neighbor's puppy is panting with its long tongue under the big tree. It learned, and kept barking on the branches, as if to say, "It's hot." The leaves of the big tree seem to have been burned by the sun, and the heads of the small trees are drooping listlessly. Even the rice fields were cracked by the sun, and even the stone road in front of my house was burnt. If I pour some water on it, it will immediately turn into steam and disappear.

40. Under the heat and irritability, every worker gritted his teeth. The golden sunshine is lazily sprinkled in a small courtyard on the edge of the city. Like every weekend afternoon, I sat in my grandfather's bamboo and rattan rocking chair and bathed in the sunshine quietly.

The copywriting work in the circle of friends in 2022 is hot, and the third part is 4 1. In the heat and irritability, every worker gritted his teeth. I love summer because I happen to love life.

42. Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker. Cicada kept making annoying calls on the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun.

43. In hot summer, everyone should pay more attention to their health outside. It is difficult to work in the high temperature outdoors. Be sure to rest and cool down, drink plenty of water and do more protection.

It is difficult for workers to work in high temperature. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed bread.

It is difficult for workers to work in high temperature. In a clear afternoon in Wan Li, the sun scorched the earth like a madman, the asphalt road became soft, the leaves rolled up, and the cicada on the tree was so hot that it was called "cicada ... cicada ..." The voice went from high to low, heavy and slow. It's so hot that even the ducks enjoy the cool in the shade by the river. They are so listless that they don't even want to swim. Only hardworking ants keep moving. Maybe they know there will be a thunderstorm in the near future! This is people's expectation!

46. Under the scorching sun, it is the hard sweat of every worker. Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

47. At noon, the sun hung motionless on the top, burning everything, and even the trees hung down their branches, as if exhausted.

48. Working in the scorching sun, sweating like a pig, still doesn't feel hard. Why ... because tomorrow will be better, and the national security law has been passed, the citizens who truly love Hong Kong will breathe a sigh of relief, the motherland. ...

49. Walking around in high temperature will make your hair curl up. Go out and meet, it will be the difference between life and death. It will be the enemy who hugs warmly. Eating the old man's elixir can refine your eyes!

50. At noon in midsummer, the scorching sun mercilessly bakes everything on the earth. The earth was scorched by the sun, as if it were covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless. Under the heat and irritability, every worker gritted his teeth and insisted.

5 1. Spring has gone with the fallen flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer jump in the warm wind, which is the figure that every worker grits his teeth and insists on.

52. When the rising sun rose from the lush green of Ran Ran city, every street and alley was smiling. That smile is like a piece of green vegetation, rendering the image of sanitation workers striving for progress.

53. Recently, the high temperature continued, and the reporter interviewed the citizens. Ask a black man: "Can you tell me whether it is Jinan fever or Africa fever?" The black man replied, "I repeat, I am not African." I got a tan in Jinan! "

54. Under the yellow high temperature warning, the workers worked really hard.

The workers are still working, it's too hard. Hard-working people. Since you were born, you are as gorgeous as summer flowers. Since you love, you have to give all your emotions.

56. Never die, inflammation will poison my intestines. Some people are lazy and cowardly, while others work hard in the scorching sun.

57. Summer is coming, and the weather is getting hot. It's time for people to put on new clothes. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a hot room.

58. It was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless. The workers worked hard in the high temperature.

59. How to get tired of wandering, wandering alone in the middle. Although the blue sky and white clouds are beautiful, it is not easy to work in a hot room.

60. Under the heat and irritability, every worker gritted his teeth and persisted. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot.

Interesting talk about learning to drive in a circle of friends.

Interesting talk about learning to drive in a circle of friends (I) 1. Finally, the exam was almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was shocked and replied, "Report a fire hydrant. You can't stop in front. "

2. Go back to the right! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.

4. Touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

My brother has many difficulties in learning to ride a bike, and I seem to understand the coach's mood when I learn to drive.

6. Every time the learner arrives early or on time, the coach will be delayed for more than half an hour.

7. One day, I went to a driving school to learn driving. After practice, I sat in the back seat. Then an idiot came up. Put down the handbrake after getting up, then fasten your seat belt and carry out various inspections. After I released the clutch, I didn't move for a long time. The coach asked him, where is the block (party)? Idiot took a look at the coach and said, Beijing. I was cheated at that time. The coach looked at him and said Beijing? then

8. Taking the second exam, I was so nervous that I rummaged around. ......

9. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

10. "See the man in front? It is not good to kill him. This is not good. Why the fuck didn't you brake? ! "

1 1. Will braking burn your feet? Don't step on it!

12. Learning to drive is still tanned. Now my arms, legs and feet have become zebra crossings.

13. If the red light is off and the green light is off, why is there no color you like?

14. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

15. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

Interesting talk about learning to drive in a circle of friends (2) 16. Change it. I can't teach you.

17. When will your period come? I have to take the second exam today. I like koi fish very much. Is this an unexpected good thing?

18. On the way, I gave a tip in a roadside shop. Master showed my brother how much oil was left when he came out. Brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked in, but could see nothing. My buddy took out a lighter and got it done. Fortunately, the master reacted quickly and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there wouldn't be such a story, and it's all over.

19. Suddenly I really want someone to rely on. Good night, I have to take subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass.

20. In summer, anonymous will take a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up at the front, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, "I won't buy that!"

2 1. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time when taking the driver's license.

22. Change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

23. I retaken the second exam twice, and the worst thing is that I died on a curve.

24. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

25. Put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! You! ! ! !

26. On the first day of learning to drive, a beautiful reversing car scraped her car for someone else's driving school.

27. The nightmare news is that I don't want to learn to drive.

28. Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

29. The examiner rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

30. In this way, 100 points.