Humorous jokes about killing people.

1. The wife suddenly asked her husband, "Do you love me?" "Love, of course!" The husband answered without hesitation. The wife thought for a moment and asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me?" The husband quickly said, "No, no, I said I was afraid of hurting me."

Passenger: "Excuse me, may I smoke?" Brother: "No" Passenger: "So, where did all the cigarette butts in the ashtray come from?" Brother: "It belongs to people who don't ask!" " "

Pick up my seven-year-old son from school this afternoon. My son came to me happily after school and said, "mom, do you know?" The teacher praised me today. " I am very happy. He quickly said to his son, "You are your mother's good son. Tell your mother quickly, what did you do? " How did the teacher praise you? The son said shyly, "I peed my pants today, and the teacher said I was really talented."

A woman stood in front of the window of the bank with her child in her arms. The child is eating a roll and stuffing it to the cashier through the window. The cashier smiled and shook his head. "Honey, don't do this," said the child's mother. Then she turned to the cashier and said, "Sorry, the child has just been to the zoo."

When he was at the same table in high school, he loved sleeping. He went to bed as soon as class began. Once, I suddenly woke him up and told him to run, run and catch fire. At that time, I will never forget his reaction. As soon as he took off his pants in front of the whole class, he peed on his clothes, rushed out with his clothes on, and kept talking about lying in the trough ...

6. The husband wanted to drink water and urged his daughter to say, "Pour water for dad, and dad choked." After urging the baby not to move twice, he said, "Come on, dad is choking!" " The daughter gave him a look, picked up the cup and said, "You are talking too fast, and you are choking." What are you lying to the child about? "