In a joke history class, the teacher asked the students that they seemed to be several ancient people and couldn’t remember what they had in common. Does anyone know the full text?

The similarities between historical figures

The first period in the afternoon was a history class, and the teacher taught it with great interest.

A classmate nicknamed Sanmao lay on the desk and fell asleep. The teacher was very angry and woke Sanmao up.

The teacher asked: What do you think Wang Anshi and Ouyang Xiu have in common?

Sanmao blurted out: They are all from the Song Dynasty.

The teacher then asked: Tell me, what do they have in common with Emperor Taizong and Zhuge Liang of the Tang Dynasty?

Sanmao was stunned and replied: They are all ancient people.

There was a burst of laughter in the class, and the teacher simply made a mistake and played it as a game to liven up the class atmosphere. So he asked: Do they have anything in common with Sun Yat-sen and Lu Xun?

Sanmao thought for a while and said: They are all men.

The teacher then asked: What if Li Qingzhao and Cixi were added?

Sanmao was anxious: He and they are all Chinese.

The teacher smiled and asked: Tell me again, what do Napoleon and Caesar have in common?

Sanmao: They have all been emperors.

The teacher asked: What do they have in common with Darwin and Hitler?

Sanmao had figured out the trick by now, and he replied proudly: They are all foreigners.

The teacher pressed again: So what do they have in common with the people I mentioned earlier?

Three cents and one pole to the end: they are all human beings.

The teacher asked again: As far as I know, among these people, Zhuge Liang raised chickens, and Cixi and Caesar also raised dogs. Counting these animals, do they have anything in common with them?

When the teacher asked this, Sanmao began to sweat on his head: This... they and they are all dead.

Well, they are indeed dead. The teacher nodded.

My three-haired legs went weak, and I sat down, thinking to myself, is this the end of the problem?

Unexpectedly, the teacher said again: You stand up, there is one last question...

If they are still alive now, can you find out what they have in common?

Sanmao was dumbfounded. He thought for five minutes before he said with a sad face: If the time difference was not included, they should have already had lunch.