Tik Tok and Internet celebrities have 84 funny words.

It's very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.

I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

6, the hero does not ask the source, love to find my speed.

7. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

8. If you don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

9, you see, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.

10, I won the ambition of the world in those days, and now I retire only for him.

1 1. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

12, the first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

13, there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

14, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

15, Tanabata, do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

16, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

17, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but it's just going its own way.

18, the same age as a flower, has grown into a fleshy one.

19, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

20. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

2 1, the world is always cruel, you can only be a doll if you don't play.

22. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

23. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

24. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

25, the virus fell in love with my computer, I can only help them.

26. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

27. People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!

28. Maturity is not about getting older, but about pretending less and less.

29. I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate Chili peppers and the numb next door.

Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

3 1, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

32, you really don't look down on fat people, thin down to death.

33. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

34. I betrayed my dream and pretended to be cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

35. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

36. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

37. There is a kind of sadness. I came back to you in a few seconds, and you came back to me in reincarnation.

38. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

39. It is not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

40. I met you when the world was too big and lost you when the world was too small.

4 1, it is much harder to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

42. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

44. Men always look at other people's daughters-in-law, but they can't see the goodness of their own women.

45. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

46. Don't use honey trap on me in the future, or I will play with it.

Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

48. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

49. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

50. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

5 1, idolized, if you can't get him, you might as well chase me, and I will get it in a few seconds.

52. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

53. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.

54. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

55. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

56. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

57. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.

The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

Actually, I'm handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

60. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

6 1, the saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

62. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting beside me with my mobile phone in my hand.

63. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

64. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

65. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds, and she will start giggling at you.

66. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

67. Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

69. Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.

70. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

7 1, finally know why my feet are always cold, because the legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

72. God is fair. He makes others happy, but also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

73. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a difficult start!

74. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

75. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

76. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but what you smell is just a fart.

77. People must not mistreat themselves when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

78. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.

80. When our summer homework teachers have all collected it, there will be many cars that collect waste in the school.

8 1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

82. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.

You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be lost. Why? Because you are stupid.

84. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.