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When the Japanese attacked, several Japanese soldiers occupied a town.
Think about it, how many Japanese troops were sent to China at that time? Only three or four million people. So how many towns are there in China, at least tens of thousands? Such a town can only dispatch one hundred Japanese troops. Although many towns are not in the hands of the Japanese army, you should know that they also need to rally their forces against China's army, so few people really enter the towns to engage in "public security".
It stands to reason that there should be at least thousands of strangers in a state. Some Japanese soldiers said they didn't play the whole thing. But don't forget, they still have a large group of traitors and puppet troops. According to statistics, during the Anti-Japanese War, the Guangguo Army defected to the enemy by 780,000. Coupled with the local armed forces recruited and incorporated by the Japanese army, there are at least 3 million puppet troops alone. There are many traitors like Captain Jia in the underground traffic station, so there are at least sixty or seventy Japanese soldiers in a state.
A scholar in the field of history said that the Japanese army had a strong means of innocence, and there were a number of traitors and puppet troops as accomplices. If someone comes to attack the city, as long as they listen for two hours, the Japanese innocent team can stand up and support. What's more, Li Pingyi didn't have guns and ammunition in his hand, and the Japanese army practiced well and didn't fight so well. Although, there is still an inappropriate physiology at work. Some Japanese troops will have a good relationship with local people. If you listen, you will be fine. If you don't listen, you will be fine.
Come to think of it, if the Japanese can't jump alone in China for a few days, it's only because there are so many traitors and puppet troops that the problem is not easy to handle. Piggy teammates are not the most terrible thing. The most terrible thing is that pig teammates help opponents block bullets.
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