Call names with civilized and funny jokes

Look, a big picture of you is bigger than my mobile phone screen. You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

2. Is it really disgusting to see people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

4. Have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

6. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

7. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

8. I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

9. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

10, wearing this low-cut leopard print all day, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

1 1, don't talk to me because I don't understand. In other people's eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with pigs.

12, your father is in the 73 1 army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

13, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

14. Will you buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face later?

15. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

16. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

17, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?