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Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."
No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."
Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."
Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."
Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"
Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "
Shit: "Can you see me ..."
Devil: "Oh, my God! 」
God: "Who called me? 」
Who: "Nobody called you ..."
Nobody said, "Where am I? Pretend beautiful. "
Yating: "Who is pretending to be me? 」
Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」
Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. "
Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」
Which one: "I'm not who."
Who: "He's not me."
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」
Everyone said, "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
Lively: "What do I have to see? 」
God: "It's none of my business. Let's go first. "
Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon king? 」
Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」
Princess: "If no one hits the devil, I can go."
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."
How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."
Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」
What: "You want to" that "me? 」
How dare you: "I didn't? 」
Me: "Fuck me? 」
Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "
Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」
You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」
I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」
I don't know: "I'm coming!" Is someone calling me? 」
Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」
I didn't say, "Who called him? 」
Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."
I didn't say, "I didn't mean to wronged you ..."
You: "I dare you."
I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」
Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."
I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」
I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」
Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "
My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."
True or false: "So this is my place ..."
I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."
Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."
I didn't: "I didn't speak."
I have nothing: "-_-
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