High marks requested, the show is performed by 2 to 3 people.

The funny dialogue between buying buns and selling buns in "Buying Baozi Story"

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Scene: On the side of the road.

Props: tricycle selling steamed buns. Six buns.

Character: Zhao Mingyang. King Zhang.

Opening——

Wang Zhang came on the stage riding a tricycle: Afanti’s steamed buns! Afanti’s buns! My steamed buns are a secret recipe specially formulated by Arabs, which guarantees that you will fall into a coma immediately after eating it... No, it will be a coma.

Zhao Mingyang walked over: I want six buns, but... there's no aspirin in them, right?

Wang Zhang: What to put? A dead beer? My bun has never drunk this brand of beer. He is not an alcoholic, and his alcohol capacity is very poor. He drinks it as soon as he drinks it.

Zhao Mingyang: No wonder his face is all wrinkled. No wonder he looks very flat. He is probably past his sixties.

Wang Zhang: I’ll scare you to death if I tell you. This bun of mine has won an American Oscar and a Nobel Prize...

Zhao Mingyang: Then where is your bun? Born? What education have you received?

Wang Zhang: I am not its guardian, and I was not present when it was born. How do I know?

Zhao Mingyang: How pitiful, it turned out that he grew up in an orphanage!

King Zhang: I have been supporting it!

Zhao Mingyang: Isn’t it the Virgin Mary?

Wang Zhang: Look, it’s steaming hot just out of the cage!

Zhao Mingyang took a closer look: Do you have a low-grade fever?

Wang Zhang: The fever has just gone away, which means you are in good health.

Zhao Mingyang: Have you just come back from the hospital?

Wang Zhang: My Baozi has never been to the hospital, never taken medicine, had any injections, or been hospitalized. String 9

Zhao Mingyang: Thank God, I’m fine.

Wang Zhang: However, I just went to see the obstetrics and gynecology department.

Zhao Mingyang was shocked: Huh? ! Pregnant?

King Zhang: The doctor said there was nothing wrong with him, it was just a false alarm.

Zhao Mingyang: I said, why does your bun look so fat?

Wang Zhang: At first, I had the same idea as you. I also thought that this was a sign of pregnancy. Anyway, it was nausea, nausea, craving for sour food, etc.

Zhao Mingyang: Why do I feel like you are my doctor? Am I pregnant?

Wang Zhang: It was all caused by temporary misdiagnosis by doctors. You just buy a hundred steamed buns, which are full of color, flavor and flavor, which is equivalent to a Manchu and Han Dynasty banquet.

Zhao Mingyang: One hundred buns? Either she is exhausted, or she is pregnant.

Wang Zhang: Don’t be afraid. This bun of mine is still a top-notch counter-terrorist. It can protect you for the rest of its life.

Zhao Mingyang: Why not a second-rate anti-corruption elite?

Wang Zhang: At least I don’t want it to become a corrupt person, otherwise I will have to educate it well when I get home.

Zhao Mingyang: Like father, like son.

Wang Zhang: Thank you for the compliment, boss! Buy some steamed buns, Jianghu first aid!

Zhao Mingyang: Am I the savior? Well, I will sacrifice my life and buy a few.

Wang Zhang gave Zhao Mingyang six buns: Mother is the only good person in the world. A mother’s child is like a treasure. If you leave the mother’s arms, where can you find happiness? ...

Zhao Mingyang: I will let your bun sleep in my belly.

Wang Zhang: I just don’t know when to go home to visit relatives? Come back and see me.

String 3

Zhao Mingyang: They have all been sold to me, and I will be its guardian from now on!

Wang Zhang sang with great emotion: Come back, come back, wandering wanderer...

Zhao Mingyang: Don’t worry, I won’t go abroad in the near future, I will always stay here Domestic, not going anywhere.

King Zhang: My child, don’t say that I am cruel. I lost six children at once, but I am not afraid, because there will be more children in the future.

Zhao Mingyang pointed at the bun and said: This...have you measured your weight? How many kilograms?

Wang Zhang: When it was born, there was no time to get a birth certificate and it didn’t even drink breast milk.

Zhao Mingyang: I really don’t know how you take care of it?

Wang Zhang: I can raise it to such a big size, which is already very good. And you, after buying it, you still ate it one bite at a time. Look, what obedient children!

Zhao Mingyang: I will entertain it well when I go back!

Wang Zhang: My steamed buns, that’s my signature dish. After making money today, I went back to eat abalone, shark fin, and lobster. Anyway, I need to eat it every day.

Zhao Mingyang: You sell steamed buns just to eat those expensive dishes?

Wang Zhang: You are not my wife, why do you care about my private life?

Zhao Mingyang: That’s right, the buns I bought also have private lives, and you can’t control them anyway.

Wang Zhang: Enjoy it. If you burp after eating, it means it is absolutely delicious.

Zhao Mingyang muttered secretly: I don’t know... is the hygiene unhygienic?

King Zhang heard them all: Don’t worry, I have read health care books to them at home, and I have to recite the sutra once every day. I guess my ears are getting calluses from listening to it. String 7

Zhao Mingyang: But will they understand?

Wang Zhang: You have to understand even if you don’t understand, otherwise I will throw them away and don’t want them.

Zhao Mingyang was stunned and said: How harsh!

Wang Zhang: Of course, if you do something wrong, you must be severely criticized. How can you tolerate children slowly becoming corrupted? Absolutely not, absolutely not!

Zhao Mingyang: No matter what, even if you do something wrong, you should be gentle. So is it... is it a boy or a girl?

Wang Zhang: Ouch, I really can’t see that you still have the backward thinking of favoring boys over girls?

Zhao Mingyang: If I am a woman, I am worried that after eating, will I also become a woman immediately?

Wang Zhang: Huh? !

(End)

Crosstalk Selling Baozi

A Do you think you wrote this crosstalk yourself?

B Ah, this cross talk is either written by us or written by other writers.

A I see that you write often.

B I am a beginner.

A You’re welcome. I have read all the papers you wrote and your masterpieces that were published.

B In what publication have you seen it?

A It’s in that “Chinese Women”.

B Huh?

A No...ah, "Soviet Women".

B "Soviet Women", all the ones I published were in women's magazines?

A Anyway, don’t worry about women. I’ve read it in which book.

B Have you seen it?

A has seen it. You are not only an actor, but also a writer.

B Writer, I am not good enough.

A You are being polite. If you have a certain level and write frequently, you are a writer.

B I really don’t dare to take it seriously.

A A great writer.

B Am I still a great writer?

A What have you written recently?

B I haven’t written anything recently.

A Oh, you haven’t written anything recently?

B didn’t write it.

A That is also considered a writer.

B What kind of writer is that?

A is just sitting at home!

B Sit down! I have to be such a "writer"!

A Actually, we are all beginners in writing, and we are far from the level of writers.

B This is true.

A We only learned the culture after liberation.

B No.

A It’s not bad now.

B What is your education level?

A Me? Fourth grade of junior high school.

B Stop talking! There is no such thing as a fourth grade junior high school student.

A This is the actual situation. I am in junior high school and you are in fourth grade of elementary school.

B Put it aside?

A Yes, I never went to school before liberation. When we were young, our family was poor and we didn’t even have the right to read, let alone study.

B I haven’t even seen anyone reading.

A When I was a child, as soon as I became sensible, I helped my family make a living by picking up coal cores. We would pick up the leftover coal from other people’s burning.

B Picking up coal debris.

A once we were walking in front of Peiyuan Primary School, and we saw that child from a rich family, who went to primary school?font color="#006699"gt;A?lazy?/pgt;

B no.

A What is it like to study? I haven't seen it before, but I want to go in and have a look. As soon as we entered, a steward came and kicked us out.

B. Not even allowed to take a look?

A Probably because we are poor, we may have infected them.

B Can it be contagious? snort!

A Later I learned cross talk and started doing art, but I still suffered from it.

B There is no way to be angry when doing art.

A. In the old society, the poor had to suffer no matter what they did. You said that we as artists run around here and there all day just for this life.

B For the mouth.

A, just running around and talking all day, even the two dollars earned won’t be enough to eat.

B Business was too bad at that time.

A Business is not too bad, every shop you go to is always full.

B Then, why can’t Manzuoer make money?

A, you’re the one who bought the tickets!

B That’s true.

A Only those who are honest and disciplined will buy tickets.

B Alas.

A The person who went down to check the tickets had the most difficult time. Don't ask what kind of people there are. If you ask the wrong question, you will get beaten.

B What kind of person is he like that you can’t ask?

A: People in military uniforms, don’t ask.

B That was a soldier at that time. He didn’t buy a ticket!

A Those who wear riding boots, don’t ask.

B What’s wrong with the guy wearing riding boots?

A Do you think that ordinary people can wear riding boots? He must be an official!

B Ah, what if he is a fire brigade?

A...What if he is not a fire brigade? You must not be beaten!

B That’s true, that would be troublesome!

A In the Japanese period, don’t even ask about people wearing suits.

B What’s going on with the guy wearing a suit?

A Japanese translation.

B Okay, that’s even more powerful.

A is wearing a brand, don’t ask.

B Huh?

A If you don’t know which agency you belong to, don’t buy a ticket.

B You can’t ask this.

A Sometimes someone comes and wears a brand but doesn’t wear it outside.

How about B?

A Wear it in your pocket, with a little bit of the edge exposed. If you don’t buy a ticket here, you have to be treated to cigarettes and tea. Free to eat, drink and go to the theatre. For several days in a row, even after asking several people, they still didn't know where he was from.

B Yeah.

A later took a closer look at his cards, and then realized...

B Which agency is this?

A Beer bottle cap!

B Ouch! This one is in trouble!

A This person is fake. If you ask the truth, you will get beaten.

B That would be troublesome.

The person who went down to check the tickets must have good eyesight. He looked at this person and asked: "Do you... have any tickets here?" Look at the person... who checked the tickets and saw that something was wrong, so he quickly went down. Question: "Do you have tickets here?"

B Is that all? Don’t ask?

A He is so angry! "Come back! Do you know me?" Damn it, if you ask this question, you will rarely get beaten.

B What’s wrong?

A You can’t answer, he can beat you up no matter what you say!

B Just say you know him!

Do you know A? You know me and ask for a ticket, are you deliberately trying to make me look bad? Bah! Give a big mouth.

B Why are you going to hit someone now?

A Alas!

B Then what if you say you don’t know him?

A "Don't you know me? I want you to know me today!" Oh, give me a big mouth!

B. No matter what, he was beaten.

A These guys have so much power over bullies.

B How hateful do you think it is!

A In the old society, no matter what period it was, artists had to suffer.

B. How can an artist not be angry?

A was angry with the spies during the Kuomintang period. During the Japanese period, I was angry with the traitors.

B Yes.

A Before the July 7th Incident, I was influenced by the warlords. During the imperial system, I was influenced by the "imperial atmosphere".

B What is imperial energy?

A I am so angry with the emperor!

B Your Majesty?

A When the time comes, a famous actor will be promoted to an official position and become an emperor’s messenger. You don’t know which words can lead to a fatal disaster.

B Tell me, what crime has this artist committed?

A Later, I looked forward to it. The feudal emperor was overthrown and the Republic of China was replaced.

B That’s good.

A Who said that? Change the soup but not the dressing, it’s still the same thing!

B Still being offended?

A There is no emperor, there is a great president!

B Oh!

A When Yuan Shikai was president, there was a birthday celebration for the eldest prince.

B The eldest prince. There is no emperor, but a eldest prince?

A Isn’t Yuan Shikai’s son the same as the eldest prince?

B Just that guy?

A relies on their adults’ power to celebrate their birthday. In fact, he had four birthdays that year.

B Huh? Why does he have so many birthdays?

A Yes, whenever he has no money, he will celebrate his birthday. Whenever it's his birthday, those corrupt officials will give him gifts.

B He just wants to cuddle!

A A big feast. The show was very particular.

Who are you looking for?

A are all famous actors. In terms of folk arts, there was Zhao Huer that day.

B Oh, the one who sings about the falling lotus.

A Okay, I still had a lot of time to do some drama that day.

B This show is even more lively.

A Shi Bu Xian'er's stuff, you have to hit the guy first.

B Hey, you’re just trying to show off.

A Hey, it’s a group singer. Let’s sing a few auspicious words first.

B How to sing?

A sings like this: "Pay close attention as soon as you get on stage."

B Ah qiang!

A (singing) "On the one hand, the God of Blessings and on the other hand, the God of Joy."

B Ah, Clang!

A (singing) "The God of Wealth is holding a money tree."

B Clang!

A (singing) "The God of Joy is holding a cornucopia in his hand.

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B Cang!

A (singing) "There is the golden colt in the cornucopia. "

B Ah Qiang!

A (singing) "The golden horse carries a silver man on its back. "

B Ah Qiang!

A (singing) "The silver man holds eight words in his hand! "

B How are you doing?

A (singing) "May you all have a prosperous day!" ”

B, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans!

A is right.

Is this the case for B?

A is right.

B has eight lines.

If A is singing "Curium Vat", there will be four lines at the beginning.

How does B sing?

A sings like this (singing) “I feel so happy when I get on stage. "

B Ah Qiang!

A (singing) "Everyone, please listen carefully." "

B Ah Qiang!

A (singing) "Don't sing anything else today! "

B Ah Qiang!

A (singing) "The two of us will sing "The Copper Vat"! "

B, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans!

A is right.

B "Curium Vat".

A is right.

B can sing well.

A’s Beijing opera is good, right?

In addition to the famous actors in Beijing, A also sent people to Shanghai to invite the singer Jin Shaoshan.

A also had Mr. Zhou Xinfang. ! Come all the way to wish him a happy birthday?

Who is willing to come to wish him a happy birthday? It’s not possible if Mr. Zhou Xinfang is sick.

Ah?

A has a bad cold.

B.

A, was it easy to perform the opera at that time? I couldn't sleep for several days and nights, and I had to do three roles in a play, so I had to help with stage work to spare my time.

You see, you can't come if you're sick!

I didn’t want to come, but I couldn’t do it. That person is awesome! Are you sick? You have to sing when it’s the eldest prince’s birthday. This is a sin in itself.

B has to choose the day when he gets sick?

In those days of A, artists didn’t even have the right to get sick.

B, what do you think this is? , what was the song that day?

When Mr. A Zhou came, he sang "Criticizing Mao Yanshou"

B, how was it?

A sings so well!

Isn’t he sick?

A has a bad voice, but he is very emotional!

B.

A "Criticizing Mao Yanshou" Wow, he is very angry, and he is most energetic when scolding. As a result, he scolded the eldest prince!

B was scolded! Are you in a hurry?

A “Aren’t you sick? ah! Even though he was sick, he still had such great energy and scolded so vigorously. Okay, I won’t give you a penny! "

B Huh? No money after singing?

A "Tell them that they are not allowed to sing for a year! "

B is not allowed to sing opera for a whole year?

Mr. A is not the only one! The artists who participated that day are not allowed to sing for a whole year.

B, what do you think this is?

A, can artists bear it if they don’t sing for a year?

What will B do?

A was selling it, and then it was all sold out, and they all switched to small business!

B, they all changed their profession!

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Who in B has changed his profession?

A has changed his profession.

What did he do in Chang Lian Hua Luo?

A sells cut cakes.

B A layman, okay?

A Yes.

B It’s not easy for a layman.

The family of A, who is an expert in selling cakes, has a set of furniture and a cart, pushing a wheel around the alley, and the shouting is very simple: "Xiao Zao'er cuts cakes! Yellow rice cuts cakes!" This It tastes very simple, right?

B It’s very simple. Would he yell like this when he was trying to catch Huo'er Zhao?

A If you catch Huaner Zhao, he won’t yell.

B How is he?

A He sings!

B Sing?

A Yes.

B Which part are you singing?

A sings that... sells cut cakes.

B I’ve never heard of selling cut cakes!

A The newly compiled words.

B He has to hit someone?

A If you don’t have gongs and drums, you can’t beat this cake.

B Cut the cake.

A Ah. Cut off a piece and put it here. Just beat this piece. (Singing) "My cut cake has just been steamed."

Yi Qiang!

A What does this mean? It’s become two pieces!

B It’s cut.

A (singing) "There are more dates than beans."

B Cang!

A Another piece came down. (Singing) "You must eat my cut cake."

B Ah Cang!

A (singing) "May he live more than eighty years!"

B Bean, bean, bean, bean! What about cutting cakes?

A is full of fishes!

B Okay, chop them all! Nothing is easy.

A It’s not easy.

B What happened to Mr. Zhou Xinfang later?

A also changed careers.

B What did he sell?

A sells steamed buns.

B Oh, I’m selling steamed buns!

A Hey.

B Selling steamed buns is not easy, it requires shouting!

A There are two types of bun sellers.

B Which two?

A One type specializes in steamed buns, and the other sells steamed buns in a mutton shop.

B Oh, there are two kinds.

A It’s different when you shout.

B You should learn how to shout from this guy who specializes in steamed buns.

A shouted "Bao Cai". "Bao Cai! What a shame! Eat some buns, make some buns, and taste the stuffing of the buns!"

B Hey, yes, that mutton shop sells them What about the buns?

A The children shout nicely. "It's new, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot!" How nice does this voice sound to you? The musicality is quite strong.

B Yes! Would Mr. Zhou yell like this?

A He can’t! The family helped to finish steaming the buns, and they didn't dare to go far away, so they set up a stall at the door.

B Oh, set up a stall.

A As soon as he put it on the table, the neighbors all knew him, and everyone gathered around him. Someone asked: "Hey, Mr. Zhou, what are you selling?" He opened the cloth and took out a bun: (Peking Opera recitation) "Hey, hey, selling buns."

Oh, This is how he talks.

Everyone A said: "Hey, why doesn't Mr. Zhou sing opera? How come he sells steamed buns?" Some people know: "Talk less, talk less. Be careful! Mr. Zhou's singing of opera will offend people!"

B: "Oh, who did you offend?"

A: "The powerful one..."

B: Huh?

A I still have to take a look.

B Who is it?

A "...offended that Yuanzi!"

B Yuanzi?

A is the son of Yuan Shikai.

B That guy!

A Let’s think about it: How can an artist as big as Mr. Zhou do this? "Let's all buy it!" This one buys three, the other buys five, and after a while, it's all round!

B Did you buy them all?

A Hey, Mr. Zhou has this in his hand. When I saw everyone's situation, I was very touched.

B was moved.

A Some people said: "Don't go far away when you come out tomorrow. Just set up a stall here and we will all come to buy it then."

B Hey, I take good care of you.

A But no one left after buying the buns.

B Hey, why don’t they leave after buying it?

A has a request.

B What are the requirements?

A "Can you sing a piece for us?"

B Oh, let him sing one, did he sing it?

A Sing.

Which song is B singing from?

A is... selling steamed buns.

B Ah, those are also made-up words. How to sing it?

A (White) "Fellow fellows!"

B Come to Taiwan, come to Taiwan, and cut to Taiwan!

A (singing [Xipi Shaking Board]) "I can't bear the tears before I speak."

B Qiang.

A (singing) "Hello fellow fellow countrymen."

B Cang!

A (singing) "I got sick just because of overwork."

Yi Qiang!

A (singing) "It's hard to offend the person in power."

B Cang!

A (singing) "I'm not allowed to sing for a whole year."

B Qiang!

A (singing) "I have no choice but to become a small businessman."

Yi Qiang!

A (singing) "My buns are made of white flour."

B Qiang!

A (singing) "I make the dough myself and steam it myself."

B Qiang!

A (singing) "It's pity that I'm an artist..."

B Empty!

A "What happened to me..."

B Cang, Cang, Cang Cang, come on!

A "Lucky..." (claps hands) "Baozi!"

B Hey hey hey hey, why is he crying about Baozi?

A is made into a pie!