Joke daquan new year's day

1, I heard that you are going to lay eggs in a few days, really? Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!

2, a person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Christmas Eve for two, cheating! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present!

3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus and I am Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!

Snowflakes falling in the sky, just like my mood, keep spreading my thoughts, trying to run to you from the other side of the distance, unable to accompany me, willing to turn into snowflakes, making the people you hit upset.

If you didn't get my Christmas present today, it must be because there is a big hole in your sock! Make up quickly! !

Here are special greetings and best wishes-Merry Christmas to you!

7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet!

8. I want to say something every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

9. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Merry Christmas!

10, in order to thank you for your concern and support over the years, we will have a big prize before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me.

1 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad guy, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, that's called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas!

12, a handsome guy came out of your chimney on the night of the 24th. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I just told you not to tell anyone.

13, last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, and I washed your smelly socks for a year; God gives me another chance, and I will say, wash your socks! For life! I love you, honey.

14 Merry Christmas ★. In order to save paper, you don't need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your congratulatory message directly on the largest possible paper money! ∴ ☆ ∴☆ ★

15, Christmas can be celebrated without snowflakes, even if it is not romantic. With the blessing, I feel warm even in the cold winter. On Christmas Eve, I made a wish: May happiness accompany you all your life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain

16, Christmas is near a hundred flowers. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you expensive hands, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Five kinds of perfumes give you a full box of money. Six fragrances give you eternal health!

17, the most embarrassing thing of Christmas: picking up the turkey and thinking of bird flu; I am afraid of a bomb when I receive a gift; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Grow a beard and dress up as a terrorist-bin Laden.

18, Christmas greetings are sent everywhere. The East sends you a cash cow, the West sends you eternal happiness, the South sends you the road to success, and the North sends you money to Man Cang. From all directions, all the treasures were sent as collateral. Merry Christmas.

19, bad news and good news. The bad news is: Santa Claus lost his gift bag; And the good news is: he still has my gift for you, because it is a warm word: Merry Christmas!

20. Five prohibitions on Christmas: no pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, and no eating chocolate without calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

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1. I heard that you are going to lay eggs. Happy egg laying [Christmas]. 2. If you get 0 points in the exam, it is called 0 eggs. If you do something bad, you will be called a bad person and eat leftover eggs [Christmas].

Respondent: wyt450920904 | Level 1 | 2008-12-13: 31.

Christmas Eve

Of course, we should find something to do for Christmas Eve in the new century. According to the accumulated experience in the past, I played a telephone game. Of course, the premise is that we are playing with others.

Finding the game object, we dialed the telephone: "Hello, is this Mr./Ms. XX?"

"I am."

"This is 168 voice service. Your friend ordered a song "Dang" for you. Merry Christmas! Please press one button to listen. "

"oh? Ha ha, good, good! "

The old six and eight standing by picked up two enamel rice bowls: "Dang!"

"Thank you for listening!"

The coveted professional Santa Claus

1, he is very mysterious. You often hear his name and see his "body body double's assistant", but you can't see him working in person.

It is impossible to fire Santa Claus and let him be laid off.

He appears naturally at work every year, but there is not even a ghost at other times.

His working style is twelve hours a year, and God knows he didn't go to work at night.

Even at work, he is just a boss, directing a lot of followers to run errands, but people are grateful and full of praise for him, and followers can't move him at all.

The important content of his work is to travel around the world (our dream).

7. This industry is completely monopolized. You can't participate in fair competition in the name of "Santa boy", "Santa girl", "Santa father", "Santa mother" and "Santa grandma". You can only be a follower or an assistant of body double at most.

Another Christmas, Tom asked his mother for a computer, but Tom was naughty and his homework was not good. His mother won't buy it for him, but she can't refuse it directly. She had to say, "Tom, write a letter to God. If you do something good within a year, God will give you a computer. "

Little Tom began to write to God: Dear God, I am your cutest little Tom. I have done a lot of good things this year. Today is Christmas. I hope you can give me a computer and love Tom.

However, little Tom felt it was too unreal after writing it, so he wrote another letter: Oh, my God, I'm Tom. Although I did a few bad things this year, I know I was wrong. I hope you can give me a computer, your Tom.

But Tom was still very uncomfortable after reading it, so he wrote a third letter: God, it's me, Tom. Yes, I did do many bad things, but I still hope you can give me a computer, little Tom.

So little Tom went to church with the third letter. He saw the statues of the Virgin Mary and Jesus, but he wrote a fourth letter, then went home with the statue of the Virgin Mary and put it under the bed.

The next day, the priest found a letter under the statue of Jesus, which read: Jesus, I have your mother. If you want to see her again, give me a computer. You know who I am!

Respondent: 49 _ Love | Level 2 | 2008-12-1123: 37.

1, I heard that you are going to lay eggs in a few days, really? Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance! dispatch

2, a person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Christmas Eve for two, cheating! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present! dispatch

Category: Christmas greeting humorous short messages

3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus and I am Santa Claus. Merry Christmas! dispatch

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Snowflakes falling in the sky, like my mood, keep spreading my thoughts, trying to run to you from the other side of the distance, unable to accompany me, willing to turn into snowflakes and turn the people you hit upside down. Send.

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If you didn't get my Christmas present today, it must be because there is a big hole in your sock! Make up quickly! ! dispatch

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Here are special greetings and best wishes-Merry Christmas to you! dispatch

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7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet! dispatch

Category: Christmas SMS

8. I want to say something every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa! ! dispatch

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9. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Merry Christmas!

dispatch

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10, in order to thank you for your concern and support over the years, we will have a big prize before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me.

dispatch

Category: Funny SMS

1 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad guy, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, that's called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas! dispatch

Category: Christmas humorous messages

12, a handsome guy came out of your chimney on the night of the 24th. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I only told you not to send it out.

Category: Christmas humorous SMS greetings

13, last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, and I washed your smelly socks for a year; God gives me another chance, and I will say, wash your socks! For life! Honey, I like it when you send it.

Category: Christmas greeting humorous short messages

14 Merry Christmas ★. In order to save paper, you don't need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your congratulatory message directly on the largest possible paper money! ∴☆☆★ Send

Category: Christmas humorous messages

15, Christmas can be celebrated without snowflakes, even if it is not romantic. With the blessing, I feel warm even in the cold winter. On Christmas Eve, I made a wish: May happiness accompany you all your life! May your gifts pile up and be sent out.

Category: Christmas messages

16, Christmas is near a hundred flowers. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you expensive hands, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Five kinds of perfumes give you a full box of money. Six fragrances give you eternal health! dispatch

Category: Christmas greeting information

17, the most embarrassing thing of Christmas: picking up the turkey and thinking of bird flu; I am afraid of a bomb when I receive a gift; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Sticky beard was sent as a terrorist criminal-bin Laden.

Category: Christmas SMS

18, Christmas greetings are sent everywhere. The East sends you a cash cow, the West sends you eternal happiness, the South sends you the road to success, and the North sends you money to Man Cang. Send you treasures as collateral from all directions. Merry Christmas.

Category: Christmas funny messages

19, bad news and good news. The bad news is: Santa Claus lost his gift bag; And the good news is: he still has my gift for you, because it is a warm word: Merry Christmas! dispatch

Category: Best Funny Humorous SMS at Christmas

20. Five prohibitions on Christmas: no pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, and no eating chocolate without calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously.