What jokes make you laugh at the mask?

Speaking of making facial mask, it reminds me of the joke of "Three Fresh Places", which is a picture that my classmates showed me. At first, the Monkey King shouted at eggplant, potatoes and peppers with a golden hoop stick: "Where are you monsters?" Then eggplant, potatoes and peppers answered him "We are not monsters" together, and then collectively posed and made a fool of themselves in that group, shouting: "We are the three immortals of the earth!" It seemed a little cold, but I was really happy. I've never seen it before, and I'm associated with Di Sanxian, but I couldn't help laughing when I was making a mask, and I wrinkled the mask sticker, so I blamed her for a long time.

Another said that a young man and a young woman went to a restaurant for dinner and they had a good chat. When the boy was proud, he took out his cigarette and smoked. Unexpectedly, a woman suddenly rushed over and said to the boy, "I'm pregnant!" " As a result, the girl slapped the boy in the face. After the girl left, the boy asked the girl innocently. I don't know what you want to slander me. As a result, the woman said, "I'm pregnant, please put out your cigarette!" "