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I want to ask the meaning of this humorous joke. I didn't understand it, so I didn't find it funny. Friends who understand please explain, thank you!
1. The tortoise was bathing in the river and was seen by the toad.
Tortoise: Haven't you seen a beautiful woman like me? Look, your eyes are popping out. ?
Toad: Sister, don't tease me. Can't you see I have goose bumps? ?
2. The oriole saw the weasel looking for food and said, "You thief have been sneaking around all day, losing the face of the old Huang family." ?
As soon as the voice fell, the oriole was shot down, and the weasel scolded, "Silly X, you don't even know how to sweep pornography now!" " ?
Dragonfly made a girlfriend "cicada". Mother dragonfly asked anxiously, what does she do? ?
Dragonfly: That's a singer! ?
Mother Dragonfly: Singer? I've dug tunnels before! ?
4. An ant quarreled with the crow in the tree! ?
Ant: Come down if you dare! ?
Crow: Come up if you have the guts! ?
Ant: OK! You wait for me, and you will know! ?
Crow: What do you want?
Ant: I'll let all my brothers shake you down and kill you immediately! ?
5. Two dung beetles discuss the welfare lottery. A dung beetles: If I win the grand prize, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! ?
B dung beetles: You are so vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day! ?
6. The male butterfly sings to the female butterfly, "You are my lover, a woman like a rose!" " After singing, I flew to pick roses. ?
Then there was a scream, and Mother Butterfly sang, "Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the thorny rose in front!" " " ?
7. A pair of ducks went to play by the river and saw the frog couple hibernating in the cave by the river. Drake: Look, how happy I am. Mother duck said to the drake: Don't look, it's the big boss, living in a villa, honeymoon, let's never think about it in this life! ?
8. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home. ?
The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. ?
On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river. A big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit.
If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!
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