Do you have any jokes or stories about parrots?

1, a man kept a parrot, which was very powerful and killed all the other birds in it. Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage. The host said: Don't be awesome this time. But when you look closely, the eagle is dead, and the parrot says naked, this grandson is really amazing. You really can't beat this guy without taking off your arm.

2. There is a bird lover who likes parrots very much. One day, he passed by a bird shop and found a parrot being auctioned inside. ? He decided to buy this parrot because of its beautiful fur, so he shouted: I am willing to pay 10 dollars for this parrot!

Then someone bid: I am willing to pay 20 yuan dollars! Bird lovers didn't want to give away parrots, so they called 30 yuan. But another voice seemed to be against him until the bird lovers called for 200 yuan.

The man was happy to buy a parrot, but it suddenly occurred to him: I spent so much money on this parrot. If it can't talk, wouldn't I lose a lot? ? So he went to ask the boss: boss, can this parrot talk? Then he heard the parrot shout: Can't talk? Who do you think was bidding to you just now?

3. A man was walking in the street and saw a businessman selling parrots. Seeing that the parrot was beautiful, he asked the businessman if the parrot could talk. The businessman said: Of course! Hold its right foot. The man shook the parrot's right foot as he said. Only the parrot clearly said: hello! Hello! The man is very happy, said the businessman. You can hold his left foot again.

The man shook the parrot's left foot again, only to hear the parrot say clearly: goodbye, goodbye. The man was even happier and bought the parrot at once. After returning home, be in heaven touched the parrot's left foot and the parrot's right foot.

The parrot also obediently said: Goodbye, hello. It suddenly occurred to him: What would it say if I put its feet together? As soon as he grabbed the parrot's foot. ? I heard the parrot say loudly: You want to kill me!

A magician worked on a small cruise ship for a year or two. In the past two years, he has the same program every night, and the audience likes him. But because the audience often changes, there is no need for him to rush to learn new tricks.

However, a few years later, after long-term observation, the parrot sitting in the back row finally saw the flaw of the magician's trick and began to expose the magician's trick in public. When the magician makes a bunch of flowers disappear, the parrot will shout, behind him! Behind him! This made the magician fly into a rage, but he was helpless.

The parrot belongs to the captain. He can't touch it. One day, the ship leaked and sank. The magician managed to swim to a board floating on the water and caught it. The parrot stood at the other end of the board.

The two of them stared at each other all the way without saying a word. So I drifted on the water for three days. The fourth morning, the parrot finally looked at the magician and said, forget it, I surrendered. Where did you turn the boat?

A brothel closed down and everything was auctioned off. A young man bought a parrot to go home. Back home, the parrot began to talk: "the environment has changed, the environment has changed." The boy's mother heard this and went to the living room. The parrot added, "The proprietress has changed, and so has the proprietress."

When the boy's sister heard this, she also came to the living room. The parrot said, "Miss has changed, Miss has changed." The young man's father also came to the living room, and the parrot shouted, "Old customers haven't changed, old customers haven't changed!" " "