China's homophonic ancient poems, couplets and jokes.

Homophonic features of ancient poems, jokes, couplets and two-part allegorical sayings

First, ancient poetry

1, two apes are cutting firewood in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dares to saw (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-when the horse is stuck in the mud?

2, because of the lotus root, (why)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

3. Dogs gnawing at bones by the river (monks)-Su Shi

Poems on Dongpo of Flowing Water (corpse)-Fo Yin

4. Master Gu Shang (monk)

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

6, lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shell was originally only windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

7. Lotus (pity) has a bitter heart.

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

8, light a candle at the bottom of the well, * * * Lang Changxing Mo Weiqi. (Candle-tell, go-violate) Wen Tingyun

9. The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qing Qing) Zhu Yuxi

Second, jokes

1, related to place names

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then raise your glass to toast everyone, raise your head and drink it off, and then say, "I'm from Yangon."

2. The headmaster is angry

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said: "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! "

Step 3 meet in the country

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.

Third, couplets.

1. Lotus (lotus seed) has a bitter heart and pear (liver) has a sour stomach.

2. Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is really difficult to walk (Lu Bu)

3. The bird is in the cage and the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao). Hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. In rowing competition, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing speed (climbing).

5. A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe.

6. According to legend, there was a child prodigy who was recruited as a son-in-law by the Prime Minister. When the prime minister gave a banquet to entertain the guests, he invited his son-in-law to say: Lotus root is obtained because of lotus. Daughter-in-law put the fruit on the finger seat and replied: There are apricots but no plums. Here, because of the use of homophones (lotus-lotus, lotus-couple, apricot-auspicious, plum-media), Miao Yan was deeply impressed, and the guests suddenly realized that it was wonderful again and again.

7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), while Wu started in Hanzhong.

8. The history of the pen is lingering, although it is not famous; Hong En is powerful, don't try to serve the country and become an enemy! (Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou. )

9. Mud, fat, rice or thin (fat and thin)

"Sound Ghost" has short night difference and long time (ghost's hag is short)

The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin.

The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer.

10, the boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down, and the boy was happy;

Children pick pomelo, pomelo finished, children play.

1 1, eyeballs, nostrils and beads (Zhu) are still alive on Confucius;

Mr. Mei, you must be in the afterlife. The afterlife is longer than Mr. Mei.