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2. Every time my mother buys something 100, give me 30 yuan when she comes up.

To sum up, in March and September, the group scolded netizens 5 1 time, was scolded by netizens 1062 times, sent expression packs 19586 times, cpdd9863 times, pretended to be lonely and fished 5866 times, and took the bait 0 times.

Actually, I'm not completely afraid of society. If I have friends around me, I am suffering from social ox B, and my laughter is louder than that big horn.

5. withdrawn? Say it again, will you? Everyone has the right to pursue happiness. Maybe someone will laugh at you because you don't know your weight and ask you if it's worth putting out moths, but so what? Feelings, falling in love is falling in love, and it is also hard work if you can't get it. Just have a clear conscience about yourself and send it again. I'll pretend not to see it, and I won't give you any pressure.

6. This is a fishing copy. I don't engage in fancy things. Please reply if you want to be caught by me.

7. Although today is not my birthday, I am in the mood. Can you wish me a happy birthday?

8. I am going to talk about eight boyfriends. As a big room, I will talk privately first.

9. People who haven't slept at this time must be waiting for me to chat with you. Don't pretend to be reserved. I like active women.

10. In the future, everyone will cooperate a little, and you will praise me as soon as I update the article. When we are together, we will create an illusion that our friends are full and flourishing, which is convenient for me to brag.

1 1. Self-introduction: 18 years old, with sound limbs, normal urination, independent breathing since childhood, three meals a day, knowing to run indoors when it rains, not picking up anything casually, playing smart phones, being sociable, and having a promising future.

12. To be honest, with a friend like me, are you squatting in a circle of friends every day, just waiting for my sister to send a dynamic.

13. Before I came into contact with the Internet, I felt very inferior. Thanks to the internet, I have changed a lot. Now I have social bovine disease. I am very direct: hello, handsome boy.

15. Social software has been uninstalled, and it is enough to have three or five close boyfriends.

16. Nobody asked me: social fear. Someone asked me: social arrogance, at home: social paranoia.

17. I wanted to sell my car and give you an iPhone 13, but the junk collector was afraid to enjoy the bike, and I realized that the bike I rode for so long was not mine, and neither was you who liked it for so long. So I decided to start over, cpdd.

18. No matter how sad you are, he won't care if you cry. You paint a silk fishing net black, he enlarges it, and I enlarge it.

19. The mobile phone shook ten times. I thought I was invited to the discussion group and shook for twenty times. I know it's not. It was my widowed girlfriend who woke up.

20. Be my boyfriend. I'll give you 10 million a month, change the car for two months and change the suite for three months. If it really doesn't work, I'll drink some more and give you the whole of Beijing. 2 1. When I went out to throw garbage, I saw an uncle fall down. I went over and asked him: Uncle, my WeChat balance is 0.83, shall I help you get up? Grandpa moved aside and said that the children would come and lie down together.

22. Laughing to death, someone chased me today, trying to catch up with me? When I was a child, I stole big corn, and the village chief's dog couldn't drive me away.

23. How do you usually praise beautiful women? Can you teach me to comment?

24. I have published an article. If you want to get my attention, you can give me three companies now.

25. Come out to chat, don't be busy, it's all the assembly line in the factory. How to chat only as a factory director?

26. I'm browsing my circle of friends, and people who want to get my attention can start to be dynamic.

27. Since you don't come to chat with me, forget it. I told you to see me when you brush your circle of friends.

28. Don't quibble. I play WeChat, you play WeChat. There is no such coincidence in the world. You just like me.

29. Handsome men are a godsend, a stimulant of depression and a stone of happiness. When the handsome guy laughs, I laugh with him. Do you say hello to the handsome guy? My answer is always good.

30. Someone always asks me on WeChat, why is the reply message so untimely and speechless? Have you ever seen a garbage collector who is not busy?