What jokes should the cute anchor usually shoot?

The anchor enlivened the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

1. A chicken laughed at the ugly duck, and the duck said unhappily, "I don't have any knowledge as a stupid chicken." The chicken said disdainfully, "You are not much better. You are just a duck who eats soft rice! " "

2. A group of animals were born together. Gecko: "I lost weight in crocodiles, toad:" I am allergic in frogs, octopus: "I am innocent in squid.

3. Animals hold low-carbon environmental protection conferences. Kangaroo said, "I bring my own environmental protection bag every time I go shopping, and I never use plastic bags that pollute the environment"; Spider said: "Now the low-carbon era rarely surf the Internet, concentrate on cross-stitch!" " " ; Mosquitoes randomly pressed the silent firefly next to them, and the firefly got angry. "What are you doing? "? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity! "

A woodpecker was catching insects in a big tree when a fox came up and said, "Miss beautiful woodpecker, can you kiss me?" The woodpecker said, "Honey, can I have dinner?"