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An interesting thing: the fourth grade composition.
An interesting thing 1 In the sky I remember, there are many little stars, each of which represents a special thing, and one of them is the most interesting.
In the composition class that day, the teacher said the word "inertia", and everyone didn't quite understand it. The teacher said that just play a game. So the teacher wrote the word "mouse" on the blackboard. Let's say it several times, and we will pronounce it "mouse and mouse". But the teacher led us to read "mouse" many times and let us say "mouse" to each other at the same table. Finally, we said "mouse" for ten times, and the whole classroom sounded the sound of the word "mouse". Everyone said with a smile. We don't know what is the direct connection between saying "mouse" and games and inertia, but we just repeat it obediently.
At this time, the teacher asked the class loudly, "What do cats fear most?" We answered loudly in unison without hesitation: "old mouse!" " "But when' tis once spoken, everyone felt something was wrong. Isn't the cat catching mice? It should be that mice are afraid of cats! How did you become a cat afraid of mice? The whole class reacted and could not help laughing. Someone kept saying "cats are afraid of mice, cats are afraid of mice", and everyone laughed even harder.
The teacher summed it up in our laughter. "Inertia is an attribute that an object keeps its original state. We should also keep good habits and not be affected by bad habits!"
Oh, fun and interesting inertia!
An interesting thing: 14 On July 4th, my father and I went to Huaming Logistics Park to play basketball.
First, the Fiona Fang team played against the "Shengchuang Computer" team. While we were watching the game, some employees practiced playing basketball in another basketball court. A basketball player on the other side taught me to pitch. I threw it left and right, but I still couldn't get in. Anxiety sweating. He said to me, "Throwing the ball is not throwing it out, but holding it up with one hand under the ball and making it form a 900-degree angle." Hold the ball with the other hand on one side and push it up with both hands, and you can throw the ball. " I started pitching according to his method, not only the hitting probability was much higher, but also the height of the ball increased.
Then it was the turn of the employees in Dad's shop to play with Shengchuang Computer. An uncle named Xiao Xin won 4 or 5 rebounds for us. The score at halftime was 22-22. An uncle of "Shengchuang Computer" enlarged and said, "In the second half, we let you not even touch the ball." The result is just the opposite. In the second half, our store beat them by 10: 0. The whole audience applauded and cheered, and the whole Huaming Logistics Park was boiling.
July 14, I am very happy. I not only watched the fierce basketball game, but also learned the skills of pitching.
An interesting thing is that although it has been a long time, I still can't help laughing when I think about it. One morning, my mother brought me a little purple thing like a cucumber, saying it was eggplant. I kept staring at this little thing when my mother left. Finally, I got up the courage to break off a small piece of eggplant, chew it immediately, and then swallow it. But it doesn't smell at all! Will it be as sweet and bitter as bitter gourd here? So I took a bite at the other end, huh? Why is it still tasteless? I stared at the middle piece, dreaming that the delicious food must be in the middle. I shoved the last big piece into my mouth. Suddenly there was a voice at the door. Oh, it's mom! My mother couldn't help laughing when she saw that my mouth was full of things, how high my mouth was, and there were drops of water hanging from my mouth, and said, "Little fool, eating raw eggplant will hurt my stomach." Don't do such stupid things in the future. " Do you have to say hello before eating? You greedy kitten. "
This tells me that I can't do things indiscriminately.
An interesting thing is that one day during the summer vacation, I played outside. Suddenly, the sky was overcast with clouds, lightning and thunder, and the wind was blowing everywhere, and the raindrops as big as beans fell "crackling". I hurried home. I ran into the yard and found that Aunt Wang's clothes were still hanging outside, so I quickly took them off. Because I was too short to reach them, I immediately took out a small bench from the room, took off my clothes one by one and hung them in the room. When I finally picked them up, I saw that I was soaked and panting. I picked up a towel and wiped the rain off my body. It rained for more than ten minutes, and I took my clothes out of the house again, trying to hang them one by one. Who knows, I just stepped on the bench with my clothes, and I just heard "Boom, Boom!" "Bang, I fell from a big fart pier. Alas, it has just rained and the ground is still slippery. Aunt Wang's clothes are dirty, too. I'll wash and hang Aunt Wang's clothes at once. After all this, I wiped the sweat on my face and thought, what have I done? I am very busy. It's like God played a joke on me.
I want to laugh when I think about it.
An interesting thing is that my mother works in a restaurant. Don't underestimate my mother. If my mother didn't work in the shop, you wouldn't eat so comfortably. My mother is not only superb, but also a group of people!
I went to my mom's shop to play today, and everyone was busy with their own business. My mother said to me, "Liu, help me with that bottle of oranges." I gave oranges to my mother. Mother shook the orange, opened it and poured a glass for the guests. This move was seen by Aunt Xiao Zhang, who was carrying vegetables.
At this time, two guests at 1 table want to have a drink-Sprite. I handed the Sprite to Aunt Zhang. Aunt Xiao Zhang picked up Sprite, shook it as hard as Mom did just now, and took it to the counter at 1 table. Two guests are chatting happily. Aunt Xiao Zhang is going to open a drink. My mother and I shouted to Aunt Zhang, "Don't open the drink!" However, it's too late. Aunt Xiao Zhang has already opened Sprite.
That sprite gushed out like champagne, making Aunt Zhang crystal clear. She looks like a snowman. The guests and waiters burst into laughter, and the laughter in the store was like thunder!
Isn't this interesting? If there are any funny, funny or funny events in the future, I will definitely tell you in my diary.
An interesting thing: Although some people hate winter, because it is very cold, I like winter very much, because winter means the coming of spring and the opening of a new year to us. The old year has waved to us, and there are interesting things about my childhood in winter.
Once, it snowed heavily outside and invited some friends out to make a snowman. Suddenly a child stood up and said, "Who wants to be a snowman model?" I asked curiously, "Do you need a model to make a snowman?" "Sure, who wants to be?" Everyone pointed at me and said, "It's time for you." "It's no big deal, but I went in, how can I get out!" "Don't worry, just dig a hole and let you climb out." At that time, I was still young and didn't understand that they were going to make me a snowman. I just think the name "snowman model" is quite interesting. They put snow on me and soon piled it up, but I shivered inside and said, "Is it piled up?" Let me out when you pile it up. " The friends all smiled and said, "Haha, you have been cheated!" Said to play and flew away.
I love winter, because there left my growing footprints!
An interesting thing is that spring and March are sunny, and the weather is particularly sunny. My family rode to the strawberry garden to pick strawberries.
I saw rows of neat plastic greenhouses in the distance, and there were pots of red strawberries outside the greenhouse, which made people salivate. We bent down into the greenhouse with our baskets in our arms and saw strawberries hanging on the branches at a glance. Some are green, like emeralds, and some are red, like lovely little lanterns.
I started picking strawberries, which disappeared with us like hiding from cats and dogs. I gently pushed away the dense leaves with my hand, and the red strawberries were exposed. I first held the whole strawberry in my hand, then cut off the stem of the strawberry and picked a strawberry. I can't wait to pick up one. I saw it wearing a red skirt with black diamonds and a lovely green hat on its head. I took a gentle bite. The white flesh is so sweet!
I picked it while eating, and my mouth was full of juice. My mouth looks like a red moustache, which makes my mother laugh. My father smiled and said, "Niu Niu is a greedy cat." I took the opportunity to quickly put a green strawberry into my father's mouth, making him grin and tears coming out. I made a face at my father and said, "Dad, you are so old and still crying. It is really embarrassing. " Looking at the strawberries getting higher and higher in the basket, my heart is as sweet as drinking honey.
Picking strawberries is really fun! I found that labor not only brought happiness, but also brought harvest.
Today, we are playing badminton, which is very interesting.
I went to my brother's house and said to him,' Let's go find Cece and play badminton together!' Very good! My brother readily agreed. We went to Cece's house, called Cece, and we started quarreling. Cece and I are a couple, and my brother is a person. I serve, I serve to the right, my brother plays to the right, I play to the left, my brother didn't pay attention, there was no street, and we cried happily. I said to my brother,' This is called a diversion', haha! Brother smiled happily. Now it is my brother's turn to serve. Cece and I are left and right. My brother hit the ball to the left, I hit it, my brother hit the ball to the right, and Cece hit it again. My brother smashed at once, and neither of us received it, so now the score is one to one. We have been playing. At five to four, the four of us, our five brothers, served on my head. I missed it. It fell on my head. We all laughed.
Today, how interesting! I must play badminton in the future, haha, today is so interesting.
An interesting story 9 In my colorful childhood life, there were countless happy, unforgettable and moving things, and a little thing that happened at my grandmother's house in the summer vacation still makes me remember it vividly.
One day, I saw some leftover beer in the beer bottle in grandma's kitchen and thought: What a pity that beer is "liquid bread"! It happened that there was a chirping sound from the carton, oh! Yes, give the beer to the chicken! So I poured beer into the chicken trough, but the chicken didn't drink it. I had to grab the chicken, put my hand on its neck and let its mouth stick into the wine. After a while, the chicken smacked on the mouth. I did this many times before I saw that the chicken was addicted. You see, it put its mouth into the wine, then raised its head and drank it with relish. In a short time, all the beer in the tank was drunk. The chicken wobbled and soon fell asleep. I can't help laughing.
The laughter alarmed grandma, and she said meaningfully, "You can't be greedy like a chicken in the future!" " "Then I nodded with a smile.
At the moment, I think I really had a good time that time. I still laugh when I think about it.
An interesting thing 10 childhood is like a colorful box, which contains all kinds of things: happy, unforgettable, regrettable ... today I will tell you an interesting thing.
I remember one time, some friends came to my house to play hide-and-seek, and we decided with rock, paper and scissors. As a result, I came to arrest them. At the beginning of the game, I turned around and closed my eyes. I started looking, but they remained silent. I want to hide things in a big space. I thought of the cupboard, opened it, saw the skirt, and deliberately said, whose skirt is this? I want to cut it. "Xiaohong was startled and said loudly," No, no, it's my skirt. Don't cut! " "Ha ha," I said proudly, "I caught Xiaohong. "
Next, I looked under my parents' bed. There was nothing. I looked under the bed again and saw something. "Hey, what's this?" I said to myself, "I'm going to knock with a stick!" " "Xiao Gang was frightened and said anxiously," It's me, stop knocking! " "
Xiaoming is left alone, but I can't find him anywhere. I had to "surrender" and shouted, "Xiaoming, I lost, and I'll treat you to ice cream." Xiao Ming got off the water coat machine at once. "Oh, my God! I can't believe he's there. If I knew, I would do the laundry ... "
There were bursts of laughter and laughter from my home. Childhood is really interesting.
An interesting thing is that one day in the village last year, my father asked me to herd cattle. I just wanted to play at first, but I didn't want to go at all. Besides, my grandmother goes to herd cattle every day, so I won't go. My father said to me, "grandma went to herd cattle yesterday, and was wet with dew and cold." I said helplessly, "I'll go."
I drove the cows to the green grass and began to play. Suddenly I heard my cousin calling me, so I ran over and asked, "Cousin, what are you doing there?" He said, "I just heard from your father that you came to herd cattle, so I came." We talked for a while and then drove the cows home. On the way, I accidentally kicked the calf's ass. Who knows, Niu Yi turned around, put his foot on me, and I kept running. The cow stopped chasing me when she saw me run away.
When I got home, I told my father about it. Father smiled and said, "As long as you don't touch the calf, the cow won't kick you." There is a little truth, but I still don't believe it.
I went again the next day, and I called five children. Then on the grass, I asked one to catch the rope and the other two to catch the calf with me. As we approached the calf, the cow came. As soon as I saw the old cow break the rope, I propped me up with its horns, threw it down in a circle, and led the little cow head home without looking back. I went home and let my dad sell it, but I dare not say. Finally, the parents understood and made them laugh and cry.
Every time I think about it, I can't help laughing, thinking how ignorant I was at that time!
An interesting story in my childhood, there are many interesting stories, but I still think the scene of my family unlocking the lock on my twelfth birthday is the most interesting.
May 10 is my twelfth birthday. Grandpa, grandma and grandma came from their hometown specially, and my busy aunt and aunt also took time out to celebrate my twelfth birthday. Our whole family sat around a big table. My parents lit birthday candles for me and everyone sang a happy birthday song for me. The rest of the program will be hosted by grandma and grandma. Grandma said: the twelfth birthday is a process from childhood to adolescence, and the key link is unlocking. Then, grandma hung a copper lock with a red rope around my neck and a bow folded with coins. Then grandma and grandma asked and answered questions like cross talk, which was very interesting. The first day opened, the next day opened, and then she asked many interesting questions. The people sitting there were convulsed with joy. After the unlocking ceremony, grandma finally summed up her speech: I will grow up from today. From now on, I will be obedient and sensible, and help adults to work more. When I got home, grandma brought me a red rope to hang around my waist and said it would take 100 days to take it off. I think this should also be one of the traditional etiquette!
Unlocking is really interesting. From now on, I must help adults work more, let adults worry less, and be a lovely and sensible little boy.
There are many interesting things to say in our family, but I think boiling eggs is the most interesting thing. do you want to hear it ?
I remember it was one night and I was hungry. I searched the kitchen and couldn't find anything to eat. I said to my father, "There is nothing to eat in the kitchen." Dad said, "Then boil two eggs!" As soon as Dad's voice fell, I ran into the kitchen. I asked again, "Dad, use that pot?" Dad said, "Use that iron one." I lifted the lid and asked, "Dad, how much water did you put in?" Dad said, "A glass of water." I took out two cold eggs from the refrigerator, washed them on the tap and put them in the pot. I turned on the gas stove and only heard a bang. After a while. Dad said, "No, an egg cracked and turned it into a small fire." "
After 20 minutes, I opened the lid. Wow! I saw broken eggs splashing everywhere, so I put the unbroken eggs in cold water. I couldn't wait to peel the eggs, and I was dumbfounded at once. The egg is eight ripe. Strange! It's been cooking for twenty minutes. How come... At this time, my parents came over and asked me which gear to turn the fire to. I turned it to my father, and my father said, "Turn it to the minimum." "
Hey! Is this thing I did super interesting?
An interesting story There are many interesting stories in my childhood, and there is one that I will never forget.
I remember that day, my mother took me to have my teeth extracted and go to the dentist. I pointed to the dental sign and said, mom, I know the word on it is tooth candy. In order not to scare me, my mother had to say, good boy, baby, yes, it's tooth candy. Let's go in and eat tooth candy. I happily took my mother's hand and went in. But why is there no tooth candy? I asked in confusion. Mother said to me: Look at that room! As long as you go in and lie on the soft chair, close your eyes and open your mouth, that uncle will give you tooth candy. I happily did as my mother said. But I really wanted to see what tooth candy was, so I opened my eyes. I saw my uncle holding a small drill near my mouth. I asked my mother standing next to me doubtfully. My mother said that this is a tool for injecting sugar. I'm not curious at all. I close my eyes. I'm waiting. Yes! I haven't felt the sugar in my mouth yet. Suddenly, I felt a toothache. I opened my eyes and found a tooth missing. I said to my mother sadly: Toothpaste ate my teeth. At this time, my mother smiled and said to me: Your tooth was not eaten but pulled out. After listening to my mother's words, I burst into tears. Don't cry, your teeth will grow better, mom said sadly. I just stopped crying.
Now, whenever I pass by the tooth candy, I will definitely laugh.
An interesting thing is that the fourth grade composition 15 "is too old to do housework." Mom told me again. I think: we must learn to do housework during the summer vacation, share some work for our mother and win a sigh of relief. It happens that my mother is very busy at work today. I went to the kitchen and saw that the dishes in the pool had not been washed. I said to my mother, "Mom, I will wash the dishes today." Mother agreed happily.
I started washing dishes. I put on a pair of leather gloves, tied an apron, turned on the silver faucet, and the water slammed into the pool. Pour hot water and put a few drops of detergent. I gently stirred with my hand, and the white foam scrambled to show my little face. I picked up a bowl, and he seemed to say to me, "I have a lot of oil on me. Please help me clean it." I put the bowl in the sink, wiped the inside of the bowl with a gray rag, and then wiped the outside of the bowl. At this time, the greasy disappeared, and only white foam danced freely in the bowl. I took the bowl under the tap and washed it again. I washed the dirty dishes one by one. Looking at the shiny bowl in the disinfection cabinet, a bright smile appeared on my face. The dishes are finally washed, and I'm exhausted. Then I realized how hard my mother worked! I must help my mother to do more housework and lighten her burden in the future.
My mother saw me washing the dishes, gave me a thumbs-up and praised me happily: "My son has grown up and can help his mother." I said, "What is this work? I will help you do more housework in the future. "
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