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Why don't you marry someone from where?

What does it mean to marry a wife but not a girl from Henan?

1, because if you get married, you will find that women in Henan are too wordy.

When my husband went out, he said, honey, I'm wearing a little less today and my tie is a little crooked. I'll fix it for you before I leave. I didn't walk for a while before I got a call from her: honey, be safe on the road and drive slowly! After another hour, I got another call: Honey, come back early when you're done. It's nothing, just missing you.

2, because if you get married, you will find that women in Henan are too unattractive.

The characteristics of Henan women are not obvious, but they are suitable for home life. There is no carelessness of northeast women, and there is no carelessness of Jiangnan women. If you have to find one word, it is virtuous, virtuous.

3, because if you get married, you will find that women in Henan are too good at housekeeping.

Valentine's day will definitely prepare a surprise for my husband. My husband usually saves all his pocket money. When he needs something, he always keeps it in mind silently, and then silently chooses the best surprise for his husband.

Brief introduction of Henan

Henan, called Zhongyuan, Zhongzhou and Yuzhou in ancient times, is a provincial administrative region of People's Republic of China (PRC) (PRC). Because most of the history is located in the south of the Yellow River, it is named Henan. Located in the middle and east of China, in the middle and lower reaches of the Yellow River, it borders Anhui and Shandong in the east, Hebei and Shanxi in the north, Shaanxi in the west and Hubei in the south, with a total area of167,000 square kilometers. Henan Province is an important comprehensive transportation hub and information flow center of people flow and logistics in China, and is known as "the hinterland of Kyushu and the thoroughfare of ten provinces".

Located in the middle and lower reaches of the Yellow River, Henan is one of the birthplaces of ancient civilization in China. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the capitals of Song, Chen and South Korea were all in Henan. The Yuan Dynasty set up Jiangbei Province in Henan, with Kaifeng as its capital. From 1954 to 10, residents of Henan provincial capital moved from Kaifeng to Zhengzhou.