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The funniest humorous jokes with fewer words are preferred.
1.
Woman: "I can marry anyone as long as I have money." Man: "Will you marry the safe in the bank?"
2.
When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.
3.
My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month.
4.
Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."
5.
Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.
Choose one out of five.
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