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Are there any jokes about Guo Jing?
Nan Di Chapter
(Guo Jing took Huang Rong to the temple to seek treatment from Nan Di, and an old monk walked up to him.)
Guo Jing: Master, according to From my experience, if your Dharma name is either Jiaomu Laomu, it will be called Wet Dream Retarded, right?
Monk: Damn, you are really blind and blind! Lao Na is just one...
Guo Jing: Yeah~~~~! You must be an old-timer who doesn’t like seeing everyone love you so much!
Monk: Damn, I’m just a rest.
Guo Jing: Master, after you have finished treating Ronger, please also treat my dry stool!
Yideng: It’s easy to talk, I’m very good at this!
Guo Jing: But I haven’t written a note for N days. I wonder if the master has any panacea?
Yideng:... Yiyangzhi.
Yideng: Ronger, tell me, where are you injured?
Huang Rong: All the muscles and bones in my body are injured. No matter where I touch, it makes a creaking sound...
Yideng: Does it make a sound even when I touch my breasts?
Huang Rong: It’s also loud.
Yideng: I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it~~~Unless, let me touch and see~~~
Yuqiao Gengdu: (No wonder Master is rushing to cure the disease) ...) Master, what’s going on with Miss Rong?
Yideng: (whispering) How stupid. In fact, I guessed it as soon as I walked in. I had tinnitus.
Huashan Swordsmanship...
Yideng: I finally realized the word "mean"... There are 19 ways to write the word "mean", the first one is to write first Bei, then write 戋; the second type is to write 戋 first, then bei; the third type...
Yinggu: Stop! The following eighteen types are all upside-down pens, so no introduction is needed...
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