What are the funny curses?

Look, a big picture of you is bigger than my mobile phone screen. You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

2. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola, and make a funny head with 80 cents and 12 Jin?

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

After hearing what you say, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

7. Wearing this low-cut leopard print all day looks like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

8. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

9. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

10. Will you buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face later?

1 1. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

12. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.