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Grandpa who sells breakfast writes 400 words.
One morning, I rushed to grandma's stall: "grandma, I want a cup of soybean milk and a ham sausage!" " Come on, come on, I'm going to be late! "I said to grandma out of breath." All right! I'll wrap it up for you Grandma handed me the wrapped breakfast as she said, and repeatedly said, "Slow down, slow down, don't burn!" "I grabbed the breakfast my grandmother handed me and ran away.
"Oh, I haven't given grandma money yet!" Just as I was eating sausage with relish, it suddenly occurred to me. "What should I do? School is about to start, and it is definitely too late to send money back. " "I think I'd better forget it, no one knows about it. And grandma didn't chase me for money. Maybe she forgot about the money a long time ago. Why don't I ... "The bell rang and I walked into the classroom with peace of mind.
The next day, I came to the intersection early, and I smelled an obvious smell of soybean milk from a distance. Grandma's soybean milk has just come out of the pot, so fresh! I hurried to my grandmother's stall and ordered a ham sausage and a cup of hot soybean milk as usual. When I was about to pay, I found that I really forgot to bring my money! I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm afraid grandma will remember yesterday, so I have to pretend to touch it in my pocket and play for a long time.
"Forgot to bring money? Nothing, grandma will give it to you! " Grandma casually said to me while frying ham sausage. My face turns red when I brush it. "Grandma, I didn't give you money for breakfast yesterday!" I spoke loudly for fear that grandma could not hear me. "Nothing, just think of you as a grandmother!" After listening to grandma's words, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground.
"Grandma, I'm leaving and I'll be back soon!" I ran quickly in the direction of home.
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