Urgent! ! ! Is there a cross talk or sketch that a person said, which has good points ~! ~! ~ 1

Tell a joke.

No one has asked me: The porridge factory in your cross talk is just ... It was said earlier that you are Ma Renshan. You said you were from the north of Beijing, a member of the Huangtu Ma family. Is this the beginning?

I said, yes, that's right, the work is like this, Huang Tu vest.

(Imitation question) How does Fengshan, Wang Can, who is holding a torch, say that your family sells loess? Is there such a sentence?

I said: Yes, he said that our family sells loess, and I said that we are not selling loess, and our family takes advantage of loess.

(Imitation question) Where can I sell loess here? This sentence ... This ... Is not appropriate?

I said, well, you are right to make this suggestion. At that time, it was really inappropriate to say now. In fact, loess used to be sold, not without it. I said that because you are young, you are too young to catch up, ah, you don't know. No loess has been sold in these years. Once upon a time, there were loess sellers in Beijing. Burning coal, making briquettes and shaking briquettes in winter, ah. Burning coal in Beijing is different from that in Tianjin. I am from Beijing. I wanted to buy coal at that time. He was the last one, with a lump. You buy, buy 20 Jin of coal, buy 30 Jin of coal, pulverized coal and lump coal. Anyway, I brought it for you. People have a car, and coming to your hospital is the same as going inside. There were not many floors at that time. They are all small courtyards, big courtyards, small courtyards, small bamboo courtyards, three or two rooms, four or five rooms and miscellaneous courtyards. This is a lot. I'll give you the same direction. In this kind of coal, there are also lump coal and tailings. Sure, pick out that piece. How to burn this piece? To make briquettes, you have to add loess. If you don't add loess, it won't stick, it will disperse, and it won't be briquette. In Beijing, Tianjin is not. Tianjin, he's the one you want. Here's one for you, the last one for the last one, and briquettes. He shook it for you. He has only one manual worker. In his coal plant, he shakes the briquettes. We don't have a major in Beijing ... shaking coal ... No, we have a major in Beijing and a major in Tianjin. ~ shake briquettes ~ shake briquettes ~ (want) loess ~ sell loess ~ we don't have it here in Beijing and Tianjin. Tianjin doesn't sell loess, because he has briquettes, and he sells them to you. What about Beijing? You are coal dust, coal dust, and loess. If you don't add loess, you won't get briquettes. That's it. That's why he said, Oh, your family sells loess. Why sell loess? To say that there is indeed a car, just pull it from outside the city to the city and pull it over ... not far, and it is the loess outside Xizhimen, not now. Now that we are out of Xizhimen, where can we find loess when we are out of the city gate? All over the road, isn't it? It's all asphalt At that time, when you went out, there was dirt everywhere, but who could go out and get dirt and live at home? Only in this way can powerful people earn some money without capital. Anyway, I just need a car. Out of town, hey, get a car and pull it up. "Want loess, hey, buy loess, hey," everyone has something important. He said, "Hey, come, come." Not much ... not much money, twenty pence, thirty pence, not a dime. I got a car at that time, and this loess was left there. When the coal is bought and delivered, the coal factory will give you this, and the coal and pulverized coal will be poured all over the floor for you. You can just pick out the coal. Loess, mixed with this pulverized coal, mixed with a lump of coal balls. As for making briquettes, if you want to work, you can do it yourself. Generally speaking, you have to find someone else. He only has this line, playing in hutongs, selling loess, and this kind of hard work of "shaking briquettes ~ shaking briquettes ~ shaking briquettes ~"

But this couple, a young couple wants to buy coal with this briquette at home. The couple, a woman in her thirties and a man in her forties. When this pile of cinders is pulled out with a fork, cinders are left. When buying loess, they all fall together. Hey, you can mix it with water, shake it, take a basket, take a big basket, take a big basket. Who shook it? Who did this? Husband and wife, men and lazy women are beautiful and don't like to do it.

(imitating a man) "What should I do? Hmm? Keep playing like this? It will rain heavily in two days, and even the coal dust in the loess belt will be washed away. What should I do? Hurry up. "

The wife said, "Who did this? Who did this? I just dyed my nails this long, and my nails just grew out, so I'm a briquette? I shake the briquettes? You do it. "

(imitating a man) "Me? I ... I this line ... I this job I don't do it ... "

He has his own (spinning) spindle shop. The (spinning) shaft spread is the shaft of the rolling pin and the shaft of the table leg. He hired a man to spin, but if he didn't, he could still cut his hand freely. Hey, boss, what should I do? That's it.

(Imitating a man) "Don't worry, just wait. He will come anyway. Listen, if there's a coal ball shaker, call him in. And so on ... "

Don't come ... few people do that, many people sell loess, and few people shake briquettes. Wait, it's easy to wait, that family wants it, and when you get there, it's easy not to come. What about this wife? She has to stand at the door every day and wait ... beautiful! Although I am in my thirties, I am well dressed ... I like to wear rouge. You see, I like to keep my nails, but I hate to keep long nails ... this person, think about it, looks like ... ah, then, can it be beautiful? Well played. Oh, it's delicious. He brushed a lot of bowls, wore exquisite clothes and painted a face of powder ... this is not a working person! With long nails, I stood at the door, outside the door, under the door frame, picking my teeth and looking around. Sell singles, let people see. I'm well dressed and beautiful, too. I'm in my thirties, standing there. Why? Just wait for that to come, ~ shake the briquettes ~ shake the briquettes ~ wait for this kind of work, less, can't wait! Can't wait two days.

(imitating a man) "What should I do? ! This thing is going to rain! The za that pulverized coal even became under the bed ... "

(imitating female voice) "Don't worry, don't worry, I have an idea. Aren't you going to quit? I don't want to do it either. Why don't you go to work? Aren't you going? You can't go to the counter. If you can't get on the counter, you, yes, stay at the oil and salt shop. "

Oil and salt shop, now called, later called grocery store. We used to call it the oil and salt store in Beijing, but now it's called the grocery store, the grocery store.

(imitating a woman) "Just wait at the oil and salt shop. Come here when you hear me sneeze, and come here when I sneeze, ah ~ "

(imitating men) "Hey! Good! "

Young man, opposite the grocery store and the small grocery store, there, take some wine and sit there. The shopkeeper in the oil and salt shop looks familiar. Let's talk. Wife, beautiful, standing at the door, waiting ... or not coming. No one. Where do you live? Gongxian Second Hutong, this Gongxian Second Hutong, this, as the name implies, this Gongxian Second Hutong has more people coming and going than other places. Who will take the place of Gongbeier and go around to the far side? This Gongxian Second Hutong is closer. There is a small businessman in his twenties, walking with a string of bows in a recent picture. They live here and stand here. When they see it, hey, a young man is coming. It seems that he is young and strong, and he is in his mid-twenties. He must have strength.

(imitating female voice) "Hey ~ Hey ~ Come in ~ Come in ~ There's no one at home, just me ~ Come in ~"

This young man is looking at ... a beautiful man. I don't know him. Let him in ... ah ...

(Imitating female) "Nothing goes in ~ in ~ in ~"

The young man followed him in. When he came in, she slammed the door and blocked the street gate. There is a ring in this room with a ring on it. When I first came in, I didn't talk much

(imitating women) "Hachoo ~ Hachoo ~"

I sneezed. This sneeze, the man made the right decision and walked out of the grocery store.

(imitating men) "Hey! Open the door! "

When, when, kick the door,

(imitating a man) "Open it!

(Imitating a woman rushing to a young man) "Yo ~ Here comes our man ~"

The young man looked at it ...

(imitating young people) "You let me in, you called me in ... you recruited me ..."

(imitating women) "Yo ~ us guys, he's great. Move your knife when you see a stranger ~ What should I do ~ Where are you hiding ... Hey ~ I remember, you, don't hide, look at the loess, look at the pulverized coal, you shake the briquette, and he comes in and asks who you are. I said shake the coal ball, and he took something.

(Imitating the young man) "Come on ... don't let him move the knife!" ~"

Afraid.

(Imitating the young man) "OK ... Where?"

(Imitating woman) "That's not in the backcourt, that's not falling together. When you have a basket, you shake it. Ah ~ Just stand in the bright yard and shake it ... "

Open the door.

(Imitating a man) "Hey, did you find it? Come? "

(imitating a woman) "I'm not coming. You said I had to spend a lot of money. I found it in an alley. You can go and stay on the counter ... "

(imitating men) "Wow, young man, what can you do? Very good! Let me sit here and have a look! Look at this young man, really capable ... Give me a stool ... "

No, sit there. The young man hopes that he can finish his work and then leave. ...

(imitating a man rushing to a young man) "Don't be idle! What are you doing! "

More than 200 kilograms of pulverized coal, can't stand it? I'm dirty, too, and my face ... even my ears are black, my ears are black, everything is black ... Look, it's almost the same.

(imitating a man) "Hey! I'll, uh, get some wine later, and I'll watch it later. I love watching young people do it neatly! "

I'm out ... that man just went out. The young man can't open his eyes when he rubs them. Point to this girl (nia2) and point to her ... and run fast, so don't go to work. Run home, go home, take a shower, oh, go and wash. It was washed away. It's nice to have the couple back!

(imitating man) "I didn't spend a penny ~ 200 kilograms of briquettes ~ good ~"

Then the next day, this wife stood at the door happily, unable to stay. She was wild and her (defeated) home was beautiful. Standing at the door again, beautifully dressed, leaning against the door frame, standing here in the alley. Bowstring Hutong, someone always walks. The next day, the young man went to work and came here again.

(imitating female voice) "Hey ~ Hey ~ Hey ~ Come in ~ Come on ~ Just me ~"

This young man-

"Hey ~ really fast ~ all burned out? ! "